Alright, for those of you familiar with the musical "Wicked", I have noticed that Erik and Elphaba have a lot in common. For some odd reason though, while I was listening to "Popular", I had an idea of Raoul singing that song to Erik. As a result, I have written the spoof, "Fopular". Raoul lovers, please do not kill me! I based this off of 2004 movie Raoul, and Kay Erik. (I don't like Gerik, he is a poopyhead) Enjoy!

Disclaimer: Some of the lyrics are from the musical "Wicked" and are not mine. I also do not own Erik or Raoul.

Fopular

Raoul: Erik, now that we're friends, I've decided to make you my new project!

Erik: Since when are we friends?... I mean, you really don't have to do that.

Raoul: I know, but that's what makes me so nice! (Starts singing)

Whenever I see someone less fortunate than I,
and let's face it, who isn't, less fortunate than I?
My tender heart tends to start to bleed.
And when someone needs a makeover,
I simply have to takeover!
I know, I know, exactly what they need...
And even in your case,
though you have a really fugly face...

Erik: grrr...

Raoul: Don't worry! I'm determined to succeed!
Follow my lead!
And yes indeed... you... will... be...

Fopular! You're gonna be fopuUlar!
I'll give you the proper curls,
that you can show off to girls,
little ways to flirt and flounce! OOO!
I'll show you what base to wear,
how to flip your hair,
everything that really counts to be fopular.
I'll help you be fopuUlar!
That silly punjab, is oh so drab,
you really had to know!
So let's start cuz you have an awfully long way to go!

Erik: (is scared)

Raoul: Don't be afraid of my fop analysis,
think of it as fopinality dialisis!
Now that I've chosen to become a pal a brother,
and an adviser,
there's nobody wiser,
not when it comes to fopular.
I know about fopuUlar!
And with an assist from me,
to be who you'll be,
instead of dreary who you were...

Erik: are.

Raoul: There's nothing that can stop you,
from becoming fopuler... lar...

Laa laaaaa! LaaAa Laaaa!
I'm gonna make you fopular!

When I see you miserable creature,
with your not possesing feature,
I remind you on your own you have to think of,
celebrated vicomtes of staters,
that had minds of mashed potaters.
Did they have brains or knowledge?
Don't make me laugh!

They were fopular!
Dude, it's all about fopuUlar!
It's not about aptitude,
it's the way you're viewed,
so it's very shrewd to be,
very very fopular like me.

(Speaking) Why, Mr. Phantom, look at you... you're gorgeous! (hands Erik a handheld mirror)

Erik: (sees his fopalicious reflection) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? (runs into a bathroom to get himself back to normal)

Raoul: (smiles) You're welcome!
(singing again) And though you protest, your disinterest,
I know you'll be happy...
You're gonna grin and bare it, you're new found fopularity!
(squees)
Laaaa Laaaa LaaAa Laaaaa!
You are fopular,
just not quite as fopular, as meeeeeee! (does hair flip)