I Came up with this idea in a lesson at school with my friend who also has a fanfiction account and is AMAZING! she is writing a Post-Avenger Fanfic for you if your interested. Her account is u/4364998/ CHECK HER OUT!

I hope you like this idea it's a bit of fun!

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The Doctor woke up with the roof of the Tardis spinning.

"Oh my head!" The Doctor groaned

Suddenly there was a sound that echoed round the control room.

*Clip-Clop Clip-Clop*

"What?" He said as he span round.

"Did you hear that?" He said out loud to the Tardis.

Suddenly at the top of the stairs stood a white horse and sitting on the horse was…

"Hello Sweety!"

"What are you doing here? Why are you sitting on a horse? And why does my head hurt so much?" said the Doctor while smacking his head with his hand.

"Well that's not going to help is it?!" Said River Song

"Stop being clever when my head hurts" The Doctor retorted giving her the "evils" as he said so.

"Well it's no wonder why it hurts after what you did last night!" Said River

"What happened last night?" Said the Doctor

"You don't know? Well I'm glad I recorded it now!" Said River with a smirk of delight

"What?" Said The Doctor

"How many times do I get to see you drunk? it was an opportunity I was not going to miss!" River laughed

"Well, let's get it over with" Groaned the Doctor

"Really you want to watch it!" Said River excitedly

"Yeah go on!" Said the Doctor half laughing at what his past-self had done to make River so excited to see.

She grabbed his hand and led him up the stairs into the cinema.

"There is a cinema?!" Said the Doctor shocked

"Didn't you know?!" River said Shocked

"No!"

"But it's your Tardis!" River said

"I don't know everything and my head hurts so please can you just play the film!" Groaned the Doctor

"First off! I have something I haven't filmed that you need to hear!" Said River, Smirking as she took her phone from out of her pocket. "You rang me!"

"I don't remember…. OH NO!" Said The Doctor as the realisation of what he had done came swimming back into his brain.

*BEEP*went the phone "You have 3 messages. Message 1…

"HEY SEXY! I just wanted to ring to tell you I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO glad we're married! Oh by the way I don't know if you knew but I kissed your mum once… well… she came on to me!...

"Oh GOD!" Said The Doctor

… Hold on! SHAKEY! DOWN IN ONE… DOWN IN ONE… DOWN IN ONE! YEAYYY! Anyway REALLY miss you I'm hanging out with Shakespeare and Henry V and they are awesome Shakey just downed a pint all on his own and now Henry is NO HENRY DON'T DO THAT!"

*BEEP*

"Oh God!" Said The Doctor

"Hang on! There's more" Said River

"MORE!" Said The Doctor

*BEEP* "Message 2…..

"HEYYYYYY RIVER! Machine cut me off last time I guess well… Henry just started dancing on the tables and decided to back flip HE'S AMAZING! AREN'T YOU? AMAZING! Welll….. MISS YOU SOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH and I wish you were with us now because we are having so much fun! HENRY IS THAT A HORSE?! IT'S BEAUTIFUL! I WANNA PUT A HORN ON IT AND MAKE IT A UNICORN! ANYWAY RIVER IF YOU WANT YOU CAN MEET US WE'RE AT THIS PUB ON SATURN 5-0 Co-Ordinates 13.14.565 PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAA AAAAAAA….."

*BEEP*

"Oh No!" Said the Doctor with his head in between his hands

"One More!" Said River Smirking

*BEEP*

"PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEE Come River I Need you here now!... Is That Our song? IT'S OUR SONG RIVER! HAHAHAHA GET IT RIVER SONG….SONG RIVER! I'm so funny…. Oh Wait….. AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU… IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUU..."

*BEEP*

*END OF MESSAGES*

"Brilliant!" Said River Laughing

"I WILL NEVER DRINK AGAIN!" Screamed the doctor with his head firmly between his legs in shame.

"Now For the PREMIER OF THE DOCTOR'S HANGOVER!" Announced River as she attached her phone to the big screen "Does anyone want Popcorn?" She Said as she revealed two big boxes of Popcorn

"OH Yeah! Let's get this over with!" Said the Doctor

He was going to be in for a LOT of humiliation today!

Hope you like this I have planned a LOT of humiliation for the Doctor so buckle up and prepare to laugh! :D Hope you liked it! Please Review and tell me what you liked/Hated etc. I like to hear from people so i can improve etc.

Thanks for reading.