Where the hell are we?
"This… is… Interesting." I thought aloud, as I woke up in the strange city that I would come to know as Zanarkand. I looked around, and I saw my friend, Mic… Wait, what was his name? My thoughts all burst out in one sentence at the same time- "What the f*ck?" I mean, who wouldn't freak out in my situation? I couldn't even remember my best friend's name, much less my own; I was in some weird city with giant cramped buildings, machines, and lights everywhere! At least I still had my bow. I needed to figure out what was happening here, and fast. So, I woke up Mic… My friend, and told him what I had seen so far, and all he said was "Wut?" I looked at him, remembering his… Sparkling sense of humor. I told him that we needed to figure out what was happening. So we looked around. We saw a 16 or 17 year old guy, (Me and my friend are both 16) who was well muscled and wore some pretty goddamn awesome clothes, if I do say so myself. So, what is our natural response? Well, that's easy enough! We muscle our way through the crowd around the apparently extremely popular teenager, and yell at him "HEY! YOU! YEAH, YOU! COME TALK TO ME WHEN YOU ARE DONE HERE BEING RAPED BY YOUR FANS! I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE F**K IS GOING ON HERE!" He yelled back "WHATS YOU'RE NAME?" Then, a white screen popped up in front of me, and I reacted by saying Oh shit!, Then realizing I needed to enter my name, I typed in "Sol" My friend entered his name as "Nova" so, I yelled back "MY NAME IS SOL, AND HIS IS NOVA!" Since he knew our names now (and so did we :p), it was time to play the waiting game.
It took about 5 minutes, but he eventually found us(Although, during those five minutes sol hit on a lot of girls, and I had fun watching him get slapped a few times), and we asked him HIS name. He tells us his name is Tidus, so I asked him all the questions I had, which were things like "What is this place" and "What the hell is that blue and white ball under your arms?" He told us that we were in the city "Zanarkand" that he was a STAR Blitzball player and that ball he held under his arm was a "Blitzball" Obviously, I had more questions, but they could wait till later. I asked him whether we could stick with him for a while, since we really had nowhere to go, and had no idea where we were. Besides, I liked the guy. Something about him was familiar.
Now, I realize that me and my friend can be a bit... unlucky at times, but today, we had no idea in hell what was about to happen. I guess we kind of signed our own fate in our blood when we asked Tidus whether we could follow him to wherever he was going, because we wanted to see what this "Blitzball" was all about. "Um... Sure guys." He said. "It will be fun" He said. All three of us had no idea what the fuck was about to happen. Me and Nova could have just killed ourselves right there, by jumping off the bridge into the water, and we wouldn't have had to go through any of this. Then again, we would never have met our loving s- I mean, girlfriends.
Anyway, when us three got to the bunk room where Tidus's team was, they berated him with questions about why me and Nova were here, and what he was gonna do with us. He was smart. He told them that we had amnesia and that we were going to stick around for a few days until we could get back on our feet. While he told them that, Me and Nova found the window with full view of the coolest thing we had ever seen in our lives…