Wade walks into a large building in New York City. He catches the elevator to the top, he's wearing his Red and Black costume, with his katanas lodged into his hoisters and guns and other objects, such as grenades, cell phones and pornography magazines. When he arrived at the top of the elevator , a man swung around in his chair then put his feet onto the desk before him. Wade walks to the desk
"Sup?" Asked Wade nodding his head
"Hello Mr Wilson, I would like to hire you" The man replied in a deep voice, he was a black man with no hair, the man was wearing a black suit and tie, "My name is Boragg, I was once an Asgardian God, but Loki had me banished long ago and now I finally have the money and equipment to pay him off."
"Huh?" Wade says with a dumb look on his face with the outlines visible through his mask.
Boragg face-palms and explains, "We have amassed enough money for you to take out the
trickster."
"Oh gotcha, but dude… I'm not a prostitute… you gotta pay extra"
Boragg rolls his eyes and opens a portal outside the Castle of Loki. He kicks Wade through the portal,
"Find the man with the golden crown and wears green" Boragg orders as the portal closes.
"Wonder if they have any tacos in Asgard?" Wade asks himself
The yellow box replies, "Yeah chimichangas are great"
"Guys, you're boring the readers with some basic Deadpool shit." Says the white box as Wade begins moving.
"So how're we going to do this? Walk in the front door?" The red and black man questions him selves
"We do that every other time" The White Box responds
"Good point" Wade grabs his katanas and knocks on the door, a wolf opens the door and Wade kicks it in the face
"Trick or Treat, mother fucker!" Wade yells when he launched at the wolf but the giant wolf bites down on Wade's foot and chomps it off.
"Yowie!" Wade calls out and drops to the floor
The large wolf opens his mouth and speaks, "I am Fenris, son of Loki, who are you man of red and black?"
"Oh me? I'm the Merc with a mouth, Mr D-E-A-Dpo…" He doesn't get to finish his line when he was cut off by a British voice from inside
"…Pool!?" Loki, a man with long black hair and a green cloak reaching down to his ankles, he had pale skin barely noticeable from his chains around his neck, "Deadpool, I am your biggest admirer, please have dinner and supper with me tonight"
Wade blinks all of his boxes just say "…" They're amazed they have a fan. Wade finally opens his motuh to speak
"Sure, but can we have tacos?" Wade asks full of hope
"Oh most definitely" Loki replies quickly and scurries inside.