The room was still and quiet before the unlikely new couple had burst through the door.
"Ralph, stop it! Your giving me uncontrollable Honeyglows!" the blonde cried.
The tall, beefy man sashayed across the puffy, carpeted floor. His newly wed clutched in his arms and laughing heartedly at the squeals the blonde was sarcastically protesting.
Fainted light was all that was given in the room. Red paint on the out-stretched walls. Paper and cellophane hearts hung on the ceiling. Rose petals scattered the floor and silk red sheets. Chocolates drizzled all over the satin pillows. A bottle of wine and two Barolo glasses were snuggled in a bucket, a note card placed next to it in calligraphy stated "Enjoy" as if whispering lustfully into the couple's ears. The taller brunette chuckled at his partner, who was squirming and giggling in his arms. He placed the blonde on the bed sheets and watched as the bed shifted with the small amount of weight given off.
"You refuse to listen to me, don't you Ralphy?" the blonde giggled.
"It's hard to. You can't help that your the most adorable living thing in this entire world. Demands get drowned out!"
The blonde crossed his arms. He put on the most childish pouty face and looked up into his nine-foot tall partner.
"Oh you. Thank Goodness you married me! I'll fix everything. You know I will." The blonde smirked and lifted an eyebrow.
Ralph pretty much got the message. He plopped down next to his partner, sending him a foot into the air, then falling down into Ralph's enormous lap. Ralph took one boulder-sized hand and wrapped it around the small carpenter's waist (more like entire body) protectively.
"I love you, Felix Jr." Ralph nuzzled Felix's nose with his own.
"I love you too, Ralphy." Felix gazed wondrously into Ralph's mud colored eyes. Felix was always so diligent with things, always trying to make Ralph love him the way Felix had always dreamed.
Ralph met Felix's gaze. Oh those blue crystals of eyes made Ralph flutter. Those eyes are what seduced Ralph from the start. Ralph's face relaxed, a romantic look spreading across his wide face.
"Ralphy! Your doing it again!"
Ralph snapped quickly. What could be possibly be doing to make Felix yelp at him?
"What am I doing Lixie?" The brunette's eye brows lifted with interrogation.
"Your...your doing that face that seduced me! Your doing it again-Ah! Your doing it! That sweet face! Jiminy- Jaminy! That face sure is what started my honeyglows something awful!"
Ralph's cheeks flushed red. He didn't know that one simply face could do something so wonderful that actually led to him marrying his true lover.
"You stop it. So many compliments. I can't keep them in all of it at once!" Ralph grinned into those blue eyes again. They were absolutely gorgeous.
Suddenly, with all of the love commotion, they didn't even stop to look around the room. Surely it was perfect for a honeymoon. But. what were they doing just sitting close to each other? They had the whole weekend to themselves with no work and no annoying Nicelanders bugging Felix with all of his good deeds. Ralph wanted to go to the next level for the first time. Without premonition, he swiped Felix up in one scoop, and had him lye on the bed facing straight up at Ralph. Felix's eyes glowed.
"Ralph...what are you getting at, you naughty man?"
Ralph winked and slowly shrugged off his overalls. They landed onto the floor with a small plop. Felix suddenly understood. His cheeks went red as Ralph plucked off the small blue baseball cap.
"I want this weekend to be memorable. For as long as we both shall live." Ralph rolled up the ends of his orange plaid shirt and tossed that with his wrinkly overalls on the carpet. The carpenter took off one glove, revealing a tiny, smooth hand that was flawless. Then the other white glove came off and joined the small pile of clothes forming on the carpet.
"Now, take off that belt Fix It. There won't be any fixing jobs around here." The brunette un-clicked the tiny belt and carefully dropped it on the floor. The little golden hammer glinting in the faded light. Felix's heart thumped in his chest. He couldn't tell if he was nervous or excited. Maybe a little mixture of both. Felix held his breath as he watched his partner take off his blue tank top. This is exactly what Felix had wanted. Carefully, not knowing if it was really him or his body taking over, he unbuttoned his carpenter's shirt and added that to the pile. Followed by his boots. Ralph smiled wide at the cute, small torso of his partner. He couldn't wait to get his hands on it. Felix gripped the satin bed sheet and waited for the next move.
"I love you Felix." The tall man repeated.
"I love you too, Wreck-It." The shorter man stated in a whisper.
Only a second of silence was produced, then cut off when the brunette had leaned down, and in.