Disclaimer: I do not own Family Guy or Direct TV
Commercial Announcer: When you have cable and there isn't much to watch on TV, you get bored
Peter Griffin watches TV and can't find anything that's on TV so he feels bored.
Commerical Announcer: When you feel bored, you go get a beer
Peter walks into the kitchen to get a beer.
Commercial Announcer: When you go get a beer, your wife tells you to go to the market to pick up chicken
Lois tells Peter to run to the store and pick up some chicken.
Commerical Announcer: When your wife tells you to go to the market to pick up chicken, you meet a giant chicken
Peter heads to the store and meets Ernie the Giant Chicken.
Commerical Announcer: When you meet a giant chicken, he gives you a coupon for chicken
The giant chicken gives Peter a coupon for chicken.
Commerical Announcer: When he gives you a coupon, you use the coupon and find out its expired
Peter hands the clerk the coupon he got from the giant chicken, and the clerk tells Peter that the coupon is expired.
Commerical Announcer: And when you use the coupon and find out its expired, you fight the giant chicken to the death
Peter angrily looks at the chicken, and busts out the window starting one of their epic fights.(This was chicken fight number 1)
Commerical Announcer: Don't fight a giant chicken to the death, get rid of cable and upgrade to Direct TV.