Anybody else have a power outage at 8:30 pm on Sunday the 25th? Yeah well that's currently happening whilst I'm typing this. My friend Rainbow must have reeeeeeally ticked Juvia off today. It's all her fault. Well instead of blaming her, let's just get onto the story aye? I don't own Fairy Tail and if I did, I'd give everybody an exceed.

Natsu Dragneel was the hottest and baddest boy in Magnolia. He had shocking pink hair, and sparkling onyx eyes that trapped every female in the city, well, within respectful ages. He was tall and lean, with impressive muscles that made most males extremely jealous of him. And with his amazing good looks, he had the kind of daring, you-can't-control-me kind of attitude that caused many to fall in love, only to have their dreams crushed by that very attitude they loved.

His best frienemy was a black haired unconscious stripper named Gray Fullbuster. Gray had this habit of… "Loosing" his clothing that triggered a large number of girls to follow him around and stealing the clothing that he had taken off and gawking at his muscles.

The two hottest boys at Fairy Tail High were on their way home from school, joking about the pranks pulled on a substitute teacher.

"She totally sat in that pudding!" Gray crowed.

"Yep! And then she even fell for the thumb tacks in the shoes! That's such a novice prank!" Natsu chortled. They continued their snickering until Gray decided to bring up the troublesome evidence of the substitute's displeasure of the pranks.

"Man, I can't believe we have to write an essay about… what was it?" he asked suddenly.

Natsu growled and shoved his hands in the pockets of his sweatshirt. "I think it was… mental diseases?"

"Yay," Gray scoffed, turning away. "Alright, it's time for me to separate Idiot."

"Later Stripper," Natsu waved, continuing to walk alone. He eventually came to a large, old building that seemed to once have been painted blue but the paint was fading and peeling in places.

"'Strauss's house for the mentally ill'. Wow. That's convenient," he snorted to himself, stepping up to the front door. Peeking inside, he found a white haired woman at a desk inside, reading a book and scrawling something onto a notepad. "Wouldn't hurt to take a look."

"Ah! Hello! How may I help you?" the woman said, fastening her bright blue eyes on him instantly. "Are you in to see someone? Can I have their name?"

"Actually, no," Natsu responded smoothly. "At least, no one in particular. For school, I need to write an essay on mental diseases and, well, I was thinking it would be great if you let me look around at your patients so I could use them for the essay?" the woman looked hesitant, before smiling and nodding.

"Lisanna! I need you for a moment!" she called. A younger girl- the woman's sister maybe? - with the same white hair and blue eyes practically bounced out of a door at the far corner of what had to be the lobby. Figuring this was Lisanna, Natsu turned and flashed her the grin he was famous for.

"N-Natsu? Natsu Dragneel? Mira….. What is he doing here?" Lisanna was extremely red faced and Natsu realized he recognized her a little from his… science class? Oh great, the one with the sub. So she probably knew about the mental disease essay thingy and…came here to write it?

"He's here to study mental diseases for an essay. The same thing you are doing, right? Why don't you show him around?" Mira smirked. Lisanna walked over to him, smiling as brightly as Mira.

"Ok! Well we'll be starting with the patients over here, ok?" she grabbed his arm and tugged him up the flight of stairs behind Mira's desk. Natsu tried not to groan as she dragged him rather quickly and forcefully to the first door in the hall way beside the stairs.

"This first girl is named Juvia Lockser. She tends to hallucinate this person named… Gray Fullbuster, I think. She talks to him and all that. Mira doesn't actually tell me what the names are of the diseases, so you'll have to go to her to find out. I just know how they like, well, act."

This chick hallucinates Gray? What a loser, Natsu thought. "I'd like to meet her. A good… friend of mine is named Gray Fullbuster."

"Yes, yes, of course," Lisanna told him, knocking on the door. "Juvia? It's Lisanna!"

There was a pause.

"Can you hold on? I'm talking to Gray-sama right now!"

Natsu snickered and covered his mouth quickly so Lisanna didn't hear him.

"No Gray-sama, you don't have to leave! You can stay and talk! You don't have to leave just because there are other people here! Nooooooo!" Juvia wailed from inside the room. A few seconds later she swung the door open, glaring ferociously at Lisanna and then her blue eyes flickered to Natsu. "Who is this?" she asked.

"Hey. I'm Natsu," the pink haired boy grinned. Juvia looked at him for a long time, before turning to Lisanna again.

"Gray-sama says he doesn't like this man, so Juvia won't like him either. Good night."

"Err Juvia it's only….six… darn it," Lisanna trailed off as the blue haired crazy slammed her door shut and began talking to "Gray" again. "Wow, um so anyways, next to Juvia we have Jellal. He tends to think he is somebody else. Well, he has pretended to be three people so far, himself, Siegrain, and Mystogan. He honestly believes he's three different people and will even change his voice and clothing style when he … changes."

The door opened slowly to reveal a tall, handsome blue haired man with a bright crimson tattoo over his right eye.

"Hello, Miss Lisanna. Hello stranger. I am Siegrain!" unlike Juvia's dark blue jacket and blackish leggings, the man wore a stiff white, almost doctor-like coat and black pants.

"I'm Natsu," he returned, trying not to snicker at the kid's messed up sense of style. Who wore lab coats anymore? They weren't even cool on doctors! Lisanna smiled and nodded at Siegrain? Or was it Jellal? This dude was confusing.

"Sorry, Siegrain, but we have to go meet Erza and the others now," the white haired girl told him. In a flash, Siegrain was towering over Natsu with eyes narrowed in a threatening glare.

"Erza huh? Well listen here little man. If you so much as lay a finger on her, whether it be friendly or not, I will show you just how evil I am. You got that?"

"A-aye sir," Natsu grumbled as the bluenette smiled and turned back to his room, as if nothing had happened.

"Eh," Lisanna shrugged. "He's like that to all the guys that come through here. 'Don't touch my Erza or I'll kill you! If I find you smiling at my Erza, I'll rip your face off!' typical threats like that," she explained.

Right, Natsu thought. That's totally typical. "But, um, I think I kind of wanna skip Erza's room now. Is that ok? I don't feel safe going there." He'd rather deal with an hour of nagging from his father, or have to sit in detention with Gray forever than risk going to visit her with that crazy blue haired anti-fashionable man watching him.

"Well then, we'll skip Erza, and we'll skip Lucy-," Lisanna started, but Natsu immediately interrupted her.

"Haha, what? Lucy? Who's that? Why can't we see her? I wanna see her! Is she pretty? Hmm?" he smirked, using his manly skills to persuade her into consenting.

"Um, Lucy isn't really as stable as the other patients you've met. She's kind of… deranged. Coo coo. Nuts. Ballistic. Insane. The whole whack-a-doodle. I don't think you want to see her."

"Try me."

"That's not a good idea," Lisanna mumbled feebly.

"Please?"

"Um…"

Pleeeease?"

"Well…"

"PLEASE LISANNA CAN I MEET LUCY!?"

"ALRIGHT! JUST STOP SCREAMING IN THE HALLWAY WE HAVE…patients. Uh… yeah ok. Right this way," she finally gave up as the playboy smirked. Growling something under her breath about stupid boys and their stupid charms, she stomped over to a room three doors down from Jellal's room. "This room belongs to Lucy Heartfilia, super insane, half dead, mentally ill blonde. Yeah. Anyways, Lucy? Can I come in? I brought… a friend?"

Lucy Heartfilia? That name struck a bell in Natsu's head but he wasn't quite sure why. "Wonderful explanation you've given her," he chuckled to lighten the foul waves emanating from Lisanna but the white haired girl only gave him a dark look before gently pushing the door open.

The room was stark white, with blankets and pillows, and sheets strewn across the floor and a shaking blonde girl laying half across the bed with her lower half draped against the floor.

"Lucy!" Lisanna cried, horrified, and as she rushed forward Natsu did so as well, feeling slightly afraid. "Lucy? Hey Lucy! Wake up!" all of the sudden Lucy snapped her back up in a violent arch, before leaping to her feet and throwing the two intruders a wild look with tears streaming from her wide chocolate eyes.

"GET AWAY FROM ME!" she shrieked, throwing her hands into her hair and whipping her head back and forth. "GET AWAY! SAVE ME TAKI! NO! TAKIZAWA! TAKI- cough- zawa… Taki…" after that she suddenly collapsed into a heap next to the snow colored dresser. In a flash Lisanna was by her side, picking the trembling girl up and settling her down on the bed. She blinked sadly at Natsu who was giving the unconscious blonde a shocked look.

"Wow," was all he could say, bending down to retrieve a crumpled blanket and handing it warily to the girl. "That was… I had no clue she was… um…"

"That's ok," Lisanna said dryly. "I understand you wanting to meet someone you were told not to, seeing as at school you are a rebel who doesn't listen to anybody." Her bright blue eyes softened. "But that's ok. She didn't use to be like this, you know," she continued, gesturing helplessly at the blonde who was now surrounded by the blankets she'd thrown away. "Takizawa, he's the reason she changed so badly."

"Takizawa?" Natsu growled in a sudden burst of anger. "That bastard made her like this? Where is he; I'm going to go find him and beat the living daylights out of him! Any guy who can tear up a girl as much as Lucy is, is a bad person."

"You cant," Lisanna sighed, turning around to face him. "Takizawa is dead."

Lol. Honestly this story was supposed to be in Natsu's P.O.V. but obiously that didn't work out. So next chappie will be in his P.O.V., and hopefully the rest of the story after that. Anyways, hope you enjoyed this and I'll try and get your next chapter out as soon as I cann! Stupid cars!