I will see how this goes and if no one likes it or whatever than I will just take it down. And yes I am making Terezi the host, not for any particular reason I just did.
Be Terezi.
You are now Terezi. You sit down in a comfortable chair wondering what in the world you are doing here. Then you remember you are here because of the fans. Though, you personally can not fathom why the fans would want to know about this hopeless loser. You just conclude that the fans want what the fans want. You suppose it's time to introduce this thing.
You clear your throat, "H3Y K1DS. TH1S 1S A S1MPLE TH1NG. YOU 4SK TH3 QU3ST1ONS 4ND-"
"An' I answwer them." Eridan interjects. Stupid hipster.
"W3LL TH3R3 4R3 4LSO RUL3S. W3 MUST B3 ORDERLY."
"Fans wwill alwways do wwhat they wwant."
"1T'S S1MPL3 TO K33P TH3 ORD3R H3R3. 1F YOU DO NOT 4B1D3 BY TH3 RUL3S W3 W1LL NOT 4NSW3R TH3M."
"Fine. Wwhatevver."
"4NYW4YS TH3 RUL3S 4R3 S1MPL3. ON3, DO NOT B3 RUD3. W3 4RE G3N3R1OUSLY G1V1NG UP OUR T1M3 TO 4NSW3R YOU."
"Actually, we are all ju2t bored to death. Thii2 ii2 what we came up wiith." Sollux interrupts.
"1 4M NOT LY1NG. W3 COULD ST1LL DO B3TT3R TH1NGS. NOW RUL3 TWO- PL34S3 DO NOT BR1NG UP D34TH, B31NG D34D, OR K1LL1NG. SOM3 OF US AR3 ST1LL S3NS31T1V3 ON TH4T M4TTER. TH3 L4ST RUL3 1S H4V3 FUN- DONT M4K3 US R3GR3T DO1NG TH1S."
"So noww all you do is ask awway."