A/N: Hey there, readers. Now, I know what you guys are thinking, and yes, I AM still planning on writing my creepypasta fanfic. Unfortunately, it won't be up for a while, since I'm getting ready to go to a new college in about a week. Don't worry though, I'm actually really excited to work on it! I'll see this thing through you guys, I promise. In the meantime, please enjoy this short Attack on Titan parody.

Disclaimer: I don't own Attack on Titan. If anything, Attack on Titan owns ME 0_0 That anime is slowly taking over my soul.

Eren: What?! There's a titan in this story?! WHERE?!

(A titan suddenly starts stomping up behind him)

Eren: Don't worry reader, I've got this!

(Ziplines over and kills the titan)

Eren: Alright, I took care of it. No need to worry, reader, you're safe and…

(Another titan comes up)

Eren: Damn!

(Zips over and kills that titan)

Eren: That titan's dead. You don't have to worry about any more…

(A third titan comes up.)

Eren: SON OF A BITCH!

(Zips over and kills that one)

Eren: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?! DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT THE FURTHER DOWN YOU SCROLL, THE MORE YOU PUT YOURSELF AT RISK FOR BEING KILLED AND EATEN BY A TITAN?! DO YOU HAVE A DEATH WISH OR SOMETHING?!

(A couple more titans appear)

Eren: FOR THE LOVE OF…!

(Zips over and kills those two.)

Eren: NO! DON'T GO ANY FURTHER! Look! I made an exact reconstruction of Wall Maria! Now you can't scroll down any more!

(Some more titans break down the wall)

Eren:…you just enjoy seeing me pissed, don't you?

(Letting out an exasperated sigh, he zips over and kills those titans)

Eren: (Looking out over the horizon.) I think that's the last of them. Okay, story's over. No titans left. None. Period.

(About five seconds of quiet pass by)

Eren: (With a pleading look on his face) Please don't scroll down anymore.

(An army of titans starts stomping over)

Eren: #$%^&*! OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! SCREW IT!

(Bites down on his thumb, turning into his titan form. Letting out a roar, he starts pummeling all the other titans one by one)

Eren: (Still in titan form, breathing heavily) All right. That's all of them. I can now say, without a doubt, that there are no titans left in…

THE END

Eren: (Finally realizes that it was him all along)…oh. (Lets out a scream of frustration)