Sasuke's Departure (Parody).
Sasuke was about to leave Konoha to go to Orochimaru for power in order to kill his older brother Itachi for killing their family, the Uchiha Clan.
However, as Sasuke was about to leave the village, he saw Sakura standing right by a bench where he called her "annoying."
At one point, Sakura tried to convince Sasuke not to leave Konoha, even going so far to confess her undying love to him.
"Sasuke! I love you so much! If you would only be with me! We'll be happy every day, and you will be satisfied whether you like it or not! I'll do anything for you, Sasuke! Please don't go! If you do, then take me with you!" Sakura exclaimed as she began to cry.
Sasuke turned around to face her, and said:
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn. Besides, you're annoying."
Sakura was about to run after him until he appeared behind her and told her:
"Sakura. Thank you."
"Sasuke...," Sakura spoke quietly as Sasuke knocked her out, placed her on a bench and left the village.
(Note: Okay, I know this version of Sasuke's departure is pretty random, but this idea's been in my head for a while and I've always wanted to do a fanfc with Sasuke saying the line "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" (excuse my language). For those of you who don't remember where this line is from (though I'm pretty sure everybody knows where it's from by now), it's from the popular 1936 book and 1939 movie (with the same name) "Gone With The Wind." I think I may have seen "Gone With The Wind" when I was a child, but I don't remember because I was really young when I saw it on DVD. I'm also reading the book at the moment. It's 63 chapters long and I'm at Chapter 18 right now. O_O After that, I'm going to watch the movie. Now about the fanfic, yes I know Sasuke didn't really say this to Sakura (well, he did call her annoying), but I thought it'd be funny if he did. However, he did tell Naruto at the Valley Of The End during their battle, "I couldn't give a damn what you want" (again, excuse my language). I almost didn't know what to give Sasuke for his birthday since it's today, so this is all I could come up with. I might add another birthday fanfic for him later on. Now before you say anything about me hating SasuSaku (Sasuke X Sakura), no I do not hate the pairing. Just because I wrote the fanfic doesn't mean I hate the pairing, and I do not hate Sakura either. I'm actually a big fan of SasuSaku and NaruHina (Naruto X Hinata). Anyway, Happy Birthday, Sasuke. :D P.S. If there was ever a "Naruto" version of "Gone With The Wind," I'd imagine Sakura as Scarlett O'Hara, Sasuke as Rhett Butler, Naruto as Ashley Wilkes (who is a boy) and Hinata as Melanie (Ashley's cousin who he marries)).