"Alex, tell me again why we have to see Twibright?"
"Jacob, how many times do I have to tell you?"
"Until I wake up from this nightmare."
"It`s gonna be a long night."
...
"Two tickets to Twibright."
"Alex."
"Jacob."
"Mocking me won`t help."
"But, it will stop your whining."
"What would the pack say if they saw me watching Twibright?"
"..."
"See. It`ll ruin my street creed."
...
"I don`t see what`s funny, my wizard friend."
"I`m sorry. I`ll be a good girlfriend."
"Thank you."
"Baby, I`ll beat them up for you."
"Now, that`s a good girlfriend."
"Good? I`m awesome!"
...
"You don`t have to laugh you know."
"And you know your girl weak punches don`t hurt."
"Like you could feel them anyway."
...
"Nope. Kissing my neck won`t change the fact that I`m angry at you."
Can`t say that it didn`t work all those other times."
"Whatever, let`s just get some popcorn."
"I can`t eat popcorn."
"Why?"
"..."
"Oh, Sam says you can`t. I understand."
"And what`s that suppose to mean?"
"That he controls you. No biggy though."
"I can eat popcorn if I want to."
...
"You`re so badass."
"I have a strange feeling that was sarcastic."
"Nah..."
"Stop with the sarcasrtium."
"I can`t help it. It`s like a second langue."
...
"Is it too late to get a refund?"
"Jacob, you`re already sitting in the chair."
"And...?"
"Shh. It`s about to start."
...
"Taylor is so hot."
"I`m more hotter than him. Matter of fact, I`m sexy."
"...Sure, think what you want."
"There`s no quetion that I`m hotter than him."
"..."
"Please don`t tell me your drooling because he took his shirt off."
"Fine. I won`t."
...
"Alex?"
"What?"
"Is it me or is this movie ripping off our lives?"
"What are you talking about?"
"I mean look. Kirsten is like Bella. Robert is like Edward, Taylor is like me."
"I was thinking the same thing, but..."
"But?"
"Where am I?"
"You didn`t come until after Bella got engaged."
"True. Good thing this is only movie one."
...
"You mean this is the first?!"
"Shhhh. Stop freaking out."
"I`m not freaking out."
"Oh, yeah? Everyone`s attention is on us."
...
"Look away people! There`s nothing to see here!"
"Great, not their scared."
"They should be."
...
"There you go laughing again. Please tell me what`s so funny, Alex?"
"Well, you`re a big marshmallow."
"Do you know how ripped I am?"
"Here we go again."
...
"And that`s why I`m so ripped."
"Thanks."
"You`re welcome."
"No. For making us miss the whole movie."
"It`s my lucky day."
"Wouldn`t be so sure about that."
"Come on. It`s just a girl who chooses a wolf or vampire as her mate."
"I don`t care if the gingerbread man was chosen. I`m getting another ticket!"
"You`re putting me through torture again?"
"Yes!"
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