Anime Corner with America and China
America: HEY YOU GAIZ!
China: This is anime corner with America and China aru. Where we talk to and question our fellow anime characters aru! *mumbles* and possibly even dare them to do slightly embarrassing things aru….
America: Austria! *"Even though he's a chick in a guy's body…. How he got Hungary I don't know."* Will be the first interviewee.
China: Erm… well I'll call him (her, it, thing…?) up next chapter because he's "exploring America". *teehee aru*
America: WTF DUDE! Unmanly! Dude in my country hell no. how'd he get through customs? I'm sure there's a test for that.
China: Well, y'know summer home? But yeah, I guess for this chapter we'll interview… Urahara aru. *sigh*
America: My drinking buddy! He's manlier than Austria by a lot! He's dating a cat lady….*meow face* SO HERE WE GO!
China: So here's Urahara aru!
*fan girl screams and claps*
Urahara: WHATS UP BITCHES!
China: Umm, hello to you too aru? *sighs and mumbles "Country bumpkin!"*
America: URAHARA MY BUDDY MY PAL! *tackle hugs*
Urahara: HOLY SHIT! *pries America off*
China: So… question time aru! *avoids conflict*
America: Where's the cat lady and why didn't you share the drinks?
Urahara: Cause when you drink vodka crazy shit happens.
China: You went drinking with Russia didn't you aru! I try to warn people not to but it never works. Why must he look so cuddly aru?
America: Really dude. Just… no.
Urahara: I think only you think that.
China: I know cute aru. *glares* and the fan girls will kill you if you think otherwise.
America: Only yours. Not mine.
China: *cough "Your fans are all yaoi tards... well besides the authoresses aru" cough*
America: Most of the yaoi fans are from Europe...
China: Actually according to statistics there's more in Asia- never mind…. China totally doesn't have the largest internet population aru….. Well back to the questions aru!
America: Worst day ever?
Urahara: When I was banned from Soul Society….. Frickin' Aizen.
China: I thought you were the optimistic one Al! I guess I have to ask, best day aru?
America: I was just listening to Korn.
Urahara: When I was training Ichigo and I put him in the hole. His face was priceless.
China: Dealing out the harshness aru! So how did you dispose of the Hogyoku aru?
Urahara: I pulled the tag off a mattress.
China: No really aru.
Urahara: A dollop of pixie dust….
China: Ahhh, avoiding the question because Aizen is backstage aru?
Urahara: Perhaps…..
America: Did you get the dust from Iggy? Or do you mean drugs?
Urahara: *smirks* I'll never tell.
China: *hugging panda bag* KAWAIIIIII ARU!
America: Where'd that come from?
Urahara: WTF?
China: I actually don't know, I found it next to Panda-san aru.
America: RUSSIA STRIKES AGAIN!
Urahara: Dun dun dunnnnn!
America: *flips over chair uses it as barricade* I HAVE NUKES DUDE!
Russia: There's much hostility in this studio, da?
China: Umm, sure… So what's with the bag aru?
Russia: You like it, da?
China: Mei….
Russia: Kolkolkol. *fades into darkness*
Urahara: Hollow!
America: COME BACK YOU DAMN COMMIE!
China: That wasn't very nice aru.
America: Well too bad. *sticks out tongue*
Urahara: So I guess that's all for today!
China, America, and Urahara: See you next time!
Nation Encyclopedia with Gin Ichimaru
Gin: Well today we'll be learning about my home! Japan! *points at blackboard*
*picture of japan pops up on screen*
Gin: This is Kiku Honda, the personification of Japan. He's been very… sick lately. I mean you'd think winning the world cup would make him better but noooooo.
America: You rooted for me? *happy face*
Gin: Quite the opposite actually, I was hoping for England to win.
America: Thanks dude. *mopes and walks away* IM GOING TO MCDONALDS NOBODYS GETTING ANY CAUSE OF THE BRIT!
China: Get me a chicken sammich aru!
America: *sighs* Damn most favored nation status. Fine I'll get you a chicken burger.
Gin: Well thanks for ruining my screen time guys. See you next time fan girls and boys!