A.N hi! This story is a collaboration between Innocent. But. Deadly. Cookie and XxNekoHentailxX
This will be our first story that we do together. I hope you like it
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Something big was going to happen,I could feel it. Something so unexpected that it left you breathless. Oh my goddess, there I go again with the deep shit.
Remi POV
I cursed in all the languages I knew as the Twilight: New Moon book fell on my face. I threw the book across the room, not caring if it destroyed- well not yet anyways- it was pissing me off anyways.
I growled under my breath as I played the scene all over again in my head. The scene where Bella jumped off the cliff just to see her imaginary Edward. She was dumb. And now, Jacob had to save herdumb arse. Kami, she makes me want to push her off the cliff myself where there is no water at the bottom, just pure rocks.
" I want to push Bella off the cliff," Reina, my crazy twin, voiced my thoughts. She too hated Bella with a passion for hurting Jacob not only physically but also emotionally. Reina turned her head towards where I had thrown the book and sighed when she saw I had broken her favorite lamp. "There goes the five dollars I wasted on that...anyway...Bella should have stayed in the water...would have made the book even more interesting."
" Yeah, she should have. I wish that ginger her to death in the water, I would have laughed. And five dollars on that lamp? What about my 100 dollarglasses you broke yesterday because you thought it would be fun to throw it an old lady that accidentally tripped you?"
Reina scoffed loudly, sitting up as she glared at me. "That old lady tripped me on purpose because I said her hair looked like a freaking dead bird and she said I looked like Bella! You would have probably done much much worse to her!" Reina stood up and started to clean the pieces of her red shiny lamp.
"Probably. You do not look like Bella. Though, the old lady's hair did look like a Cocktail's head. Her hair was sticking up at the top." I got up and helped clean up just because I was being nice.
Reina laughed, looking at me with a glint in her eyes. "It totally was, I swear she got that wig from the very naughty store down the street...Hey, look." Reina held up a piece of the broken lamp and pretended to cut her finger. "I'm pulling a Bella...where's Jasper when you need him-OW! What the...I actually cut myself, Remi!" Reina pulled her finger away and I saw the red liquidy...liquid running down her finger slowly...she was not very bright most of the time. I laughed out loud at her stupidity. " Haha, emo!" I paused," You know, Jasper always looks like he is constipated. Have you noticed that?"
Reina nodded her head slowly, probably not paying attention to me, as she stood up and threw away the pieces she had picked up along with a kleenex. "So does Edward...now that I think about it...Bella can't act for nothing so I don't really care about her...hey, I would totally make Bella's life a living hell...like I'll dress up in black and run around like the ninja I am and trip her every time she stands up...that will make my life happy." Reina sighed and fell back on her bed almost missing it by a few inches.
" Yeah. I'd make her life Hell,while I make others life awesome." I jumped on the bed beside her making her fall off the bed.
"Ouch...I think my boob broke my fall...owie. Anyway...I will make it my goal in life to ruin her life...like make Edward admit he's gay...even if he's not...and then tell him some super special secret that will make him run away from Bella forever and ever and ever...I always did think Edward looked better with...what's her face...um..." Reina rolled around in the ground going between our beds. "That one chick from Denali...Tatia...Kate...Fiona...IDK but that person...Hey, I found my cookie from last week!" Reina jumped up from the floor and stared lovingly at the...not so pretty looking cookie.
" Dare me to lick all over it?" I asked, wiggling one of my eyebrow up and down. Reina's eyes widened and hid the cookie behind her back. "Dare me to tell mom you went into that naughty store the old lady gets her wigs from? Even if its a lie...mom will believe me! I'm good at lying to people...look...its midnight." I looked around the room before I looked at Reina with a smirk. " When you were in the bathroom, I actually went in there. The old lady really did get her wig from there. And I got something from there too." I dug under the bed and pulled out a brown paper bag.
"Le Gasp! You actually went in there! You're sooo dead! Mom! Remi is a perv-" I flinched when Reina ran into the closed door, her body falling on the ground with a thud. "Ouch...I think I am like Bella...I keep getting hurt...SO...what's in the bag?"
I laughed evilly before I took out the item in the bag. It was a black elephant thong for guys. The trunk of the elephant was for the guy's thing. " My own joke for Mum and Papa."
Reina's eyes widened in curiosity, her head tilting to the side. "...You're gonna give them a present? But...it looks creepy." Her nose scrunched up, poking the elephant with her index finger.
" You know, you just poked where the guy's penis goes right?" I laughed as she wiped her finger on my face. " And it's just a little present for our parents when they get back from their anniversary dinner. Hehe, they're going to get freaky tonight."
Reina covered her ears and jumped around the room. "Noooo! My virgin ears! I don't want to hear about them...doing...that! Ew!" Reina and I stopped moving when we heard the door downstairs open, realizing that our parents had gotten home. "Hey..."Reina whispered to me, a smirk on her face. "Should we go give it to them?...Come on" Reina dragged me down stairs and into the living room where our parents were. "Okaa-san! Otou-san!"
Our parents glared at Reina when she walked in, both speaking at the same time. "You're not Japanese, Rei!"
" In our mind, yes we are, " I mumbled.
Reina pouted before poking my side, nodding her head towards their direction. "Oka-...I mean Mommy-dearest, Daddy-dearest Remi got you a present from this one store that the old lady who use to babysit us visits all the time...Show them, Remi!"
Our parents stared at us with smiles on their faces, clearly thinking that the old lady was a very kind person...how wrong they were.
I grinned knowingly at Rei before I held up the bag in my hand. " Happy Anniversary to you! Have fun, just don't be too loud," I said, practically shoving the bag onto my dad's chest and winking at him. I ran up the stairs to our room, dragging Rei behind me, our loud evil laughter heard throughout the house.
Reina walked towards her bed, both of us silently waiting for the yell that was about to be heard, before she tripped on the new moon book I had thrown earlier. "Ops...Remi...I think I have the serious case of Onew-condition...I think its contagious." Reina said quietly, probably speaking more to herself than anything. It was quiet for a few seconds before we heard it...the sweet sound of angry parents.
"REINA! REMI!"
We burst out laughing as we pushed each other to hide on the balcony. I looked at the sky then looked at the time. It was twelve minutes after midnight. Time to wish!
Reina looked at me and we both nodded knowing exactly what to do. "...hm...I wish we were in the twilight books...and we had the ability to fix things that we don't want to happen." Reina looked at me, waiting for me to finish the rest of the wish.
I smiled at her. " And help Jacob from getting heart broken," I continued. She helped me up from off the floor. We went back inside the room and laid down on our own respected bed,tired from our day's worth of mischievousness.
As soon as we fell asleep we felt the rays of the sun blinding us. Reina opened her eyes slowly and looked towards where the light was and saw something she was not expecting...the balcony wasn't where it was suppose to be...there was only a window. Reina got up and ran towards my bed, shaking me awake.
" Wha-" the window was shining brightly that it was hard to see. I walked closer to it, my hands outstretched in front of me. I looked back at Rei, who was crawling on the floor towards me.
"...Remi...I think we slept walked again...this isn't our room...or house..." Reina looked over the window still sitting down on her knees. There were trees all around our house, we would have thought it was a beautiful sight...if it wasn't for the fact that we had probably broken into a strangers house.
" Hey, let's check out the house Rei," I whispered, afraid that the people living in the house will wake up. As we made our way downstairs we noticed pictures of two people, both looking very much like our parents. Reina looked towards me and gulped, terrified out of her mind. We walked to the first floor and looked around. The sun was shining through the curtains making it easy for us to see the layout of the house...which pretty much looked the same as our house, except for the furniture. Reina walked towards the door, signaling to me to keep quiet while she opened the door. I followed her out the door, shivering from the cold. The house was surrounded by trees that weren't there before, I was sure. Unless I was imagining what our surroundings looked liked before or it change from neighboring houses to just...woods.
Reina stepped forward and pulled me towards her, looking around. Suddenly she gasped and started hitting my arm like she was trying to get my attention. "Toto, I don't think we're in kansas anymore! Look." Reina pointed towards a small red house two houses down the road from us and I gasped, too, seeing who was wheeling himself towards a truck. "Remi...that looks an awful lot like Sexy Billy."
My stomach grumbled in hunger. " Want to eat first before we meet the Sexy Beast Billy look alike?" I asked her as I stared longingly at Billy look alike and down to my belly. Hey, that kind of rhymed.
Reina looked at me and then back at sexy billy before nodding slowly. "But...do you really want to eat food from a strange house?" Reina asked me, still looking at Billy as he got in his car and a boy, who looked short and skinny walked to the passenger side. I looked at my belly.
I thought for a second before I made up my mind. " Yup, I'm pretty sure."
Reina nodded her head and as we headed back into the house, the truck sped by us honking the horn. We turned our heads towards the truck and saw that the two look alikes were waving at us. Reina looked at me and I shrugged, walking into the house.
" Well, that was weird." I happily skipped into the kitchen with a smile on my face as I rummage in the fridge for anything to eat. I found two plates of steak, corn on a cob, string beans, and mashed potatoes with foil on top of the plate to cover it up. I squealed in happiness like a pig as I warmed up the food.
"Best breakfast..."Reina looked at the clock. "Slash...um...lunch...holy crap its past noon..." Reina shrugged to herself before we began to dig in to the food. Reina sighed happily when she swallowed the first bite and looked around the house again, trying to figure out where we were. "Do you think if I look in google maps they'll tell us where they hecks we are?"
" Here, try it," I said through a mouthful of food as I threw her my phone that I got from my back pocket.
Reina caught the phone and started trying to figure out how to make it work. "Can't believe you got the pretty phone while I have a crappy one..." Reina glared at me before going back to looking up where we were. We stayed quiet for a few seconds, the only sounds were from the forks hitting the plates, Reina's eyes widened and she stared at me. "Dudette...we're...we're totally not in Kansas anymore...we're in freaking La Push, Washington." She passed me the phone with shaky hands.
I grabbed the phone hurriedly and looked at it. I coughed violently as the food went down the wrong tube. " I don't even think we lived in Kansas twin, but how the freaking Hell did we get here?" I screamed when my coughing had calmed down and then covered my mouth when I realized I had just screamed in a stranger's house. We both looked up towards the second floor and stayed quiet, trying to hear if there was any noise. When there wasn't we both sighed in relief.
Reina dropped her head on the counter, rather loudly, and groaned in pain. "M-maybe a sparkly fairy came into our room and kidnapped us or...or...mom and dad are playing a trick on us!" Reina jumped up from her seat and nodded her head at her own comment. "They are totally playing a trick on us."
" Yeah, that's it. Or- or we could be sleep walking?" I squeaked out. Not even believing my own words.
We stared at each other before Reina walked towards the door again. "Only one way to find out...here I go again." With that she threw open the door and started to run before she let out an 'oomph' sound and fell on the ground.
I stood up and ran towards her, checking if she was ok until I saw a guy standing on the doorstep, hand raised like he was about to knock. " Uh... we are not in a stranger's house. In fact, we are ghost," was my stupid explanation and did the ghost impression.
Reina nodded weakly, still feeling dizzy from the hit. "Y-yeah, w-woooo. We're sparkly ghosts...that sparkle...and we totally didn't eat the food in this stranger's house."
I facepalmed and glared at Reina while she looked at me innocently, making the man laugh loudly. " Um... Rei, if I would be a ghost I would not want to sparkle," I told her bluntly, forgetting the guy momentarily.
"Psh ghosts don't eat either but yet we ate the food in the fridge...plus...sparkly ghosts would be more fun because they're sparkly just like vam-"
I covered Reina's mouth when she was about to say Vampires and glanced at the guy standing, still looking at us with a smile.
"Uh...Hi. I'm Sam Uley...I was asked to check on you by your parents...apparently you get in trouble too much to be left alone for long." Sam smiled and Rei and I stared at each other.
" Us? Get in trouble? Our parents are funny, twin," I barked out a laugh as I looked at Rei in amusement.
"Yup, we're little angels. We totally don't hit old ladies for tripping us and steal candy from kids because its fun watching them cry...pshh, we're angels." Reina laughed nervously, looking anywhere but at the man.
Sam bent down and helped Reina up...and she rubbed her face on his arm. "Hehe he...I get to hug him first." Reina stuck her tongue at me.
I gasped. " Oh no you didn't," I exclaimed with the hand and head gestures. I ran up and hugged his other arm before I stuck out my tongue at her while I rub my face on his arm. " Hehe, so warm." We glared at each other, each pulling one of his arms.
"Remi, my dear little twin...you should know that Sam only likes me...right, Sam?" Reina looked up at Sam with puppy eyes and he stared at her, amusement in his eyes. "Would you like some food?" Reina asked kindly, smirking when his smile grew.
" That's not fair, Reina! You said you were scared of him. But see, he's my brother from another mother. Isn't that right Sam?" I looked up at him with teary eyes and sniffed. Tears already running down my cheeks.
Reina let go of his arm quickly, her eyes opening wide and ran behind a couch, the only thing visible was her eyes and forehead. "I forgot about that...i-its nice to meet you Sam...wait doesn't that make him MY brother too...OH, noes...we're related." Reina slowly began to disappear, her body falling towards the floor. "I don't want to be related to sasquatch!"
Sam barked out a laughed as he pried me off of his arm. " No, we are not related- I don't think so. And no, I'm no sasquatch. I'm just here to check up on you two. To make sure you haven't burnt down the house."
"That was one time!" Reina stood up, crossing her arms over her chest. "A-and you just wish you were cool enough to be our brother from another mother..."
" Two" I coughed.
Reina glared at me. "Fine, twice, but it was the kitchen we burnt down not the whole house." Reina grumbled under her breath.
" Yeah, and it was not our fault! We didn't know that throwing oil on fire would make the fire bigger, okay." We actually didn't know. Yeah, we were dropped on our heads when we were born.
Reina nodded her head smiling when Sam simply shook his head, a smile on his face. We were very good at making people smile...even if we didn't even know how we did it. "You can come in Sam...we won't bite...at least I won't, since I'm terrified of you."
" I won't bite either, but I will lick. Hehe, that sounded wrong." "It's true! She almost licked a cookie I found under her bed...I named it George." Reina smiled, remembering the cookie that she had once again lost not even two minutes.
I nodded my head rapidly, making myself dizzy in the process. I elbowed Rei on the ribs as she came by my side. " Look Rei, it's the Blacks look alike!" I pointed out the door to the truck that drove past the house towards the little red house.
"We should go and meet our neighbors." Reina started to walk out the door before Sam grabbed onto her t-shirt.
"You're going out in that?" Sam asked Reina looking down at her pj's. Reina had on a pink shirt with a smiley face on the front and shorts. "You know you will freeze out there in that right?"
I looked down at my own pajamas, a panda tank top with short shorts. " Huh? Oh well, you'll be our own personal walking heater."
We both looked up at Sam with puppy eyes and he hesitated for a few seconds before sighing. "Fine...put your shoes on and we'll go say hi to Billy and Jacob." We ran towards the door and put the two pair of shoes on that were by the door.
We looked back at Sam and smiled. " Look, our slippers match with our pajamas!" I wiggled my toe inside the warm fuzzy slippers and jumped on Sam's back.
Reina giggled, seeing the surprised look on Sam's face and they began to make their way to the red house. Reina skipping beside Sam and me as I spoke with Sam, looked up seeing the Billy look alike waving at them and she waved back. " Hurry up, Temporarily Alpha Wolfie!" Exclaimed Reina as she skipped faster towards Billy look alike.
Sam froze for a second, staring off after Reina as she stood in front of Billy speaking happily with him. I froze too, no lies popping up in my head.
Reina looked back at Sam and I and waved us over, kneeling beside a smiling Billy, she suddenly stopped moving and stared at me finally figuring out what she had said. "Uh...Sorry about the nickname...you just looked like a guy in this movie we saw a few weeks back that could turn into a wolf...and the real alpha was badly hurt...so...the guy you look like had to take his place...remember, twinsy?" Reina looked at me.
" Uh, yeah," I lied, scratching the back of my head in a nervous habit.
"W...what was it called?" Sam asked us, helping me get down from his back and I obediently climbed down, still nervous.
"Um it was called Twilight...its a pretty good movie especially since it was made by amateurs in a college we know..."Reina looked around, smiling when Billy extended his hand towards me.
" Twilight? Really, you couldn't have done better?" I mouthed at her as I skipped to Billy.
"It was the first thing I could think of." Reina mouthed back and Billy shook my hand, his hands almost engulfing mine.
"Its good to finally meet Takumi and Angel's girls. They spoke very highly of you two..."When Billy saw their raised eyebrows he laughed. "Well, they spoke OF you...My name is Billy Black...my son Jacob is somewhere inside the house with his friend Embry Call and cousin Quil Ateara."Reina and I looked at each other, smiling brightly for two very different reasons...or should I say people.
" I call Jacob!" I called out simultaneously when Rei called, " I call Embry!"
Reina looked towards the door and Billy laughed loudly. Rei smiled and scratched her head. "Sorry about that, oh I'm Reina and this is Twincy Remi...we haven't seen any kids our age so could we...you know." Reina pointed towards the door hesitantly.
" Go ahead. I need to talk to Sam anyway, girls," he said as he gestured at Sam.
We both nodded happily and made our way into the small but beautiful house. It had a homey feeling. There were voices coming from the living room and we made our way, stopping when we saw three figures sitting on the couch watching tv. "Um...hello..." Reina whispered out, making the boys heads to turn our way.
" Hello..." They said together uncertainly. I had to restrain myself from glomping the three boys.
"Uh...we-we're Reina and Remi...we just moved in to the house two houses down...um.." Reina spoke hesitantly, looking nervous all of a sudden. " I-I mean, I'm Reina and this is my twin Remi."
All three boys smiled brightly. "I'm Jacob, this is Embry and this is Quil. Nice to meet you."
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