"The Adventures of Jade, Aya,
Nora And Millenia"
By the great Authoress, SalAmanda
Key:
(=where setting is
=where character is
~=what character is thinking
*= Narrator-dude speaks
Chapter 1: The Beginning (Author's Note: I typed this while listening to various Sonic Adventure 2 backround music O.o; )
(Inside Krelian's Fishbowl Ship)
Krelian: Dammit! Why do you Elements always screw up!?
Dominia: But Sir! It's always those pesky -Lambs- and that treacherous Elly that are messing up
our missions!
Tolone: Yes, and their Gears are so much stronger than ours!
Krelian: I don't care!
Seraphita: Like, we tried using Elements G, but like, Fei and his stupid Xengears like, totaled it.
Kelvena: Along with our own Gears too.
Krelian: ARRRGH! USELESS! ALL OF YOU! DUMB@$$ES!
Tolone: Uh oh...
Kelvena: Here it comes...
Krelian:(calms down) As of now, you are all no longer Elements.
Dominia: HUH!? B, b, but sir!
Krelian: You heard me. I need new Elements anyways. Your new jobs are as followed: Kelvena, you stay here and become a nurse, Tolone, you are the new airforce general. Seraphita, you are the head mechanic, and Dominia, you are the new janitor for Jugend.
Tolone: YES!
Kelvena: Just what I wanted to be!
Seraphita: YIPEE!
Dominia: Aww maaan...
(The former Elements Leave)
Krelian: Now for my plan to procede...(Pushes a few buttons on his computer)
*A swirling mass appears infront of Krelian*
Krelian: Mwahahahaha! My creation is complete!(to swirling mass) Warp Pad! bring me eligible
ladies to be the new Elements ~And maybe be my whores~!
Warp Pad: KRRRRRRIT!(turns purple and dissappears)
Krelian: Beware Lacan! I shall smite you yet! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
(somewhere in San Francisco)
Jade Chan: But Jackie! I didn't mean to steal Captain Black's I.D. card! It was an accident! I swear!
Jackie Chan: We saw you take it from him on the moniters. And that proves everything!
Jade: But-
Jackie: Grounded. Six weeks. No excuses.
Jade: WHAT?!
Jackie:You heard me. Now go to your room.
Jade: NO FAIR!... DARN YOU!!!!(runs to her room and locks it)
Jackie: Children these days...
Uncle: Aieya!You are too hard on Jade!
Jackie: Shut up for once, dammit!
in Jade's room
Jade: Sniff sniff... Jackie can be sooo mean!~life sucks bigtime!~
*Suddenly, a mysterios warp pad appears on Jade's bed*
Jade: What the?! Hmmm...what is this? I guess I'll have to see where this goes!~and maybe get out of punishment~(jumps in the warp pad)
(someplace near Liligue(sp?))
Ryudo: NOOOOO!!! SKYE!!
Millenia:(just about to shoot Skye with her Exorcist(her automatic arrow shooting thingie)) THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRAP ON ONE OF MY STUDENTS! DIE YOU FEAKIN' PIGEON!!!
Skye: Squawk! These children are trying to eat me! They plucked my feathers off!(to children) CANNIBALS!! And I'm NOT a pigeon!
Students:(acting like angels) We only wanted to see what it tastes like! Besides, what's a cannibal?
Ryudo: Stop Millenia! Skye's got a good excuse to do that! How would you feel if you were getting your hair pulled out?!
Millenia: Well...that would hurt...and for doing that, I'd kick their @$$ or something.
Ryudo: Well that's how Skye feels about the children trying to eat him!!
Skye: YEAH!! Make 'em stop!
Millenia: Oh alright. Children come inside the classroom. It's almost time to leave.
Students: Ok...but before we leave, can we see your cool wings?
Millenia: Fine.(red aura surronds her as she grows her demon wings. Then, she flies around the city and comes back)
Students: MONDO COOL!!
Skye: Hey how come you didn't use your wings to catch me from before?
Ryudo: Don't give her ideas, bird.
Millenia: Too late!!(shoots an arrow and narrowly misses Skye(Narrator's Note: who by the way is on Ryudo's sholder))
Skye: SH$T!
Ryudo: Millenia!
Millenia: Whoops...sorry, heh.
*Just as she starts walking to the classroom, another mysterious warp pad materializes in front of her. Not noticing(because she's looking at her students), Millenia walks right into it*
Ryudo & Students: Millenia, look out! MILLLLENIAAA!!!!!
Warp Pad: BZZZZZT!
(sometime in New York City)
Aya Brea: WHAT THE F@#$IN HELL!?!?
Eve: What?
Aya: The cable went out again.
Eve: Damn. Oh well, at least we got Internet. You know you can find almost anything on-
Aya: Wait a second-(shoots a Horned Stranger that was looking through the window)there...Now what were you saying?
Eve: AS I WAS SAYING, you could see whatever you wanna see on the Internet.
Aya: (smacks head)DUH! Why didn't I think of that before?!
*Aya goes to the computer and turns is on. And guess what happens? Just as Aya clicks the Internet Explorer(NN: Damn you Bill Gates...) link, yet another Warp Pad zaps her into it*
Eve : (stares at the computer).....AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(some space obviously taken up by people(Florida, North America))
Nora (copyrighted by ME!!):MOM! there's a BIG cockroach in the bathroom again!
Nora's mom: STEP ON IT!!
Nora: AND RUIN MY NEW SHOES?! NEVER!
Mom:(to Nora's dad) Honey, can you PLEASE give the Raid to our LOVING DAUGHTER so she can SHUT UP?
Nora: That wasn't very nice MOTHER.
Dad(AN:Good ole' Daddy): Alright, alright. The both of you settle down now.
Nora: Yeah, yeah. Just hurry up with the spray can before it crawls into the bathtub(AN:this almost happend to me. O.o)
Dad:(coming into the bathroom) here you go de- HOLY@#$%!!!
Nora: SEE?! I TOLD you! It's BIG!
Cockroach: Heh, Heh, Heh... Si, This be La Cocoracha, senorita.
Dad: N, N, Nora! Get the scissors! HONEY! Grab the kitchen knife and come up here! NOW!
Mom(running to the bathroom with a knife): what is it pumpki-AHH!
Nora: On the count of three... One...THREE!!
*(Insert Psycho Stabbing Scene music)The trio repeatedly stab the giant cockrach to death*
Cockroach: AUUUGH!!!!!(dies)
Nora: Urp...I think I'll use your bathroom Mom.
*Nora takes all her bathing utensils and goes to Mom's bathroom*
Nora: Ahhh...Finally a nice bath!
*Just as she stepped in, the notorious Warp Pad appears in the water and transports her to Happyland...Ok, not Happyland. More like Almost Heaven Land(I'm talking about the land of Xenogears, DUH!)*
(Krelian's Fishbowl Ship Thingie)
Inside a testing facility
Krelian: Soooo...these are my new elements? I don't see any ether potential in them.
Scientist: From what the scanners say, these four are very powerful in using ether-like powers.
Krelian: Then that means that these subjects are...not from our world?
Scientist: Yes. From the way they look to the way they dress is not familiar to the -Lambs-' style of clothing. In other words, they are aliens to our planet, and maybe even our solar system.
Krelian: Wow...I wanna make contact with these 'aliens' as soon as possible.
Scientist: Yes Sir. After we get through the screening, we will be able to speak with them.
Krelian: Great. Start the screening!
In a jail cell( the things they keep the wels in)
*We find our girls inside the jail cell regaining their conscience*
Nora: Oww...(lookes around) where the hell am I?
Jade: There is a child present!
Aya: Shut up squirt...Hmmm I wonder how we all got here in the first place. Any ideas Red?
Millenia: My name isn't 'Red'. It's Millenia.
Aya: Whatever. My name is Aya Brea, but just call me Aya.
Nora: Ok. Now that we know the names of two of us, my name is Nora. What's yours little girl?
Jade: Jade. I came from San Francisco!
Millenia: Right...anywho, how DID we ended up here? All I know is that I was walking to a city and I saw myself walking into a portal-like thing. Then I was here.
Nora: that's funny...I saw a portal thingamajig in my mother's bathroom too.
Jade: I jumped into that thing in my room in an effort to get away from punishment.
Aya: I just turned on my computer and bang, I'm here.
Millenia: So that means that we were all gathered here by the same warp- thing. But for what reason?
Nora: Hey, maybe I can ask that guard where we are.
*Nora then calls out to a nearby guard*
Nora: Hey man, can you give us the info of where us ladies are?
Strange-looking Guard: You are in a jail cell.
Jade: Don't you think that we already KNEW THAT?!
Aya: We mean what is this facility that we're in.
Guard: Oh. you are in Master Krelian's flagship.
Millenia: Are we still on Earth atleast?
Guard: Yes.
Nora: (sighs)Good. Who's this 'Master Krelian'?
Guard: The Ruler of Solaris who seeks new Elements.
Jade: Elements? What are they?
Guard:(goes into explaining everything about being an Element, what you got to do, blah blah blah and hours go by)
*By now everyone except for the guard and Millenia are sleeping on the floor*
Guard: ...And that's all for the meaning of the Elements.
Millenia: Oh...hey girls, didya catch all of that?
Aya:(snores -.-)
Millenia: O.o Jade?
Jade:(dreaming) NO Toru! You can't eat my taco!
Millenia: O....k....What about you Nora?
Nora: (also dreaming)Come on Shadow! You can beat Sonic any day! You got SOAP SHOES!!!
Millenia: .....
*Suddenly another guard comes running towards the cage as Aya and Nora awaken*
Another Guard:(to first Guard)I need these subjects for the "screening"
Guard: Yes Sir!(unlocks the jail cell)
Second Guard: Come with me.
Jade:(waking up)Where are we going?
Second Guard: To the Testing Room.
Aya: Don't touch the merchandise.
Second Guard: Just follow me.
*As the Guard leads our heroines to this "Testing Room" for a 'screening', what will become of them? What does Krelian need new Elements for? Will they ever get back to thier world? Find out in the next chapter!*
Liked it so far? If I get atleast three reviews, then I'll make Chapter Two. Til' then, SEE YA! ~SalAmanda
By the great Authoress, SalAmanda
Key:
(=where setting is
=where character is
~=what character is thinking
*= Narrator-dude speaks
Chapter 1: The Beginning (Author's Note: I typed this while listening to various Sonic Adventure 2 backround music O.o; )
(Inside Krelian's Fishbowl Ship)
Krelian: Dammit! Why do you Elements always screw up!?
Dominia: But Sir! It's always those pesky -Lambs- and that treacherous Elly that are messing up
our missions!
Tolone: Yes, and their Gears are so much stronger than ours!
Krelian: I don't care!
Seraphita: Like, we tried using Elements G, but like, Fei and his stupid Xengears like, totaled it.
Kelvena: Along with our own Gears too.
Krelian: ARRRGH! USELESS! ALL OF YOU! DUMB@$$ES!
Tolone: Uh oh...
Kelvena: Here it comes...
Krelian:(calms down) As of now, you are all no longer Elements.
Dominia: HUH!? B, b, but sir!
Krelian: You heard me. I need new Elements anyways. Your new jobs are as followed: Kelvena, you stay here and become a nurse, Tolone, you are the new airforce general. Seraphita, you are the head mechanic, and Dominia, you are the new janitor for Jugend.
Tolone: YES!
Kelvena: Just what I wanted to be!
Seraphita: YIPEE!
Dominia: Aww maaan...
(The former Elements Leave)
Krelian: Now for my plan to procede...(Pushes a few buttons on his computer)
*A swirling mass appears infront of Krelian*
Krelian: Mwahahahaha! My creation is complete!(to swirling mass) Warp Pad! bring me eligible
ladies to be the new Elements ~And maybe be my whores~!
Warp Pad: KRRRRRRIT!(turns purple and dissappears)
Krelian: Beware Lacan! I shall smite you yet! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
(somewhere in San Francisco)
Jade Chan: But Jackie! I didn't mean to steal Captain Black's I.D. card! It was an accident! I swear!
Jackie Chan: We saw you take it from him on the moniters. And that proves everything!
Jade: But-
Jackie: Grounded. Six weeks. No excuses.
Jade: WHAT?!
Jackie:You heard me. Now go to your room.
Jade: NO FAIR!... DARN YOU!!!!(runs to her room and locks it)
Jackie: Children these days...
Uncle: Aieya!You are too hard on Jade!
Jackie: Shut up for once, dammit!
in Jade's room
Jade: Sniff sniff... Jackie can be sooo mean!~life sucks bigtime!~
*Suddenly, a mysterios warp pad appears on Jade's bed*
Jade: What the?! Hmmm...what is this? I guess I'll have to see where this goes!~and maybe get out of punishment~(jumps in the warp pad)
(someplace near Liligue(sp?))
Ryudo: NOOOOO!!! SKYE!!
Millenia:(just about to shoot Skye with her Exorcist(her automatic arrow shooting thingie)) THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRAP ON ONE OF MY STUDENTS! DIE YOU FEAKIN' PIGEON!!!
Skye: Squawk! These children are trying to eat me! They plucked my feathers off!(to children) CANNIBALS!! And I'm NOT a pigeon!
Students:(acting like angels) We only wanted to see what it tastes like! Besides, what's a cannibal?
Ryudo: Stop Millenia! Skye's got a good excuse to do that! How would you feel if you were getting your hair pulled out?!
Millenia: Well...that would hurt...and for doing that, I'd kick their @$$ or something.
Ryudo: Well that's how Skye feels about the children trying to eat him!!
Skye: YEAH!! Make 'em stop!
Millenia: Oh alright. Children come inside the classroom. It's almost time to leave.
Students: Ok...but before we leave, can we see your cool wings?
Millenia: Fine.(red aura surronds her as she grows her demon wings. Then, she flies around the city and comes back)
Students: MONDO COOL!!
Skye: Hey how come you didn't use your wings to catch me from before?
Ryudo: Don't give her ideas, bird.
Millenia: Too late!!(shoots an arrow and narrowly misses Skye(Narrator's Note: who by the way is on Ryudo's sholder))
Skye: SH$T!
Ryudo: Millenia!
Millenia: Whoops...sorry, heh.
*Just as she starts walking to the classroom, another mysterious warp pad materializes in front of her. Not noticing(because she's looking at her students), Millenia walks right into it*
Ryudo & Students: Millenia, look out! MILLLLENIAAA!!!!!
Warp Pad: BZZZZZT!
(sometime in New York City)
Aya Brea: WHAT THE F@#$IN HELL!?!?
Eve: What?
Aya: The cable went out again.
Eve: Damn. Oh well, at least we got Internet. You know you can find almost anything on-
Aya: Wait a second-(shoots a Horned Stranger that was looking through the window)there...Now what were you saying?
Eve: AS I WAS SAYING, you could see whatever you wanna see on the Internet.
Aya: (smacks head)DUH! Why didn't I think of that before?!
*Aya goes to the computer and turns is on. And guess what happens? Just as Aya clicks the Internet Explorer(NN: Damn you Bill Gates...) link, yet another Warp Pad zaps her into it*
Eve : (stares at the computer).....AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
(some space obviously taken up by people(Florida, North America))
Nora (copyrighted by ME!!):MOM! there's a BIG cockroach in the bathroom again!
Nora's mom: STEP ON IT!!
Nora: AND RUIN MY NEW SHOES?! NEVER!
Mom:(to Nora's dad) Honey, can you PLEASE give the Raid to our LOVING DAUGHTER so she can SHUT UP?
Nora: That wasn't very nice MOTHER.
Dad(AN:Good ole' Daddy): Alright, alright. The both of you settle down now.
Nora: Yeah, yeah. Just hurry up with the spray can before it crawls into the bathtub(AN:this almost happend to me. O.o)
Dad:(coming into the bathroom) here you go de- HOLY@#$%!!!
Nora: SEE?! I TOLD you! It's BIG!
Cockroach: Heh, Heh, Heh... Si, This be La Cocoracha, senorita.
Dad: N, N, Nora! Get the scissors! HONEY! Grab the kitchen knife and come up here! NOW!
Mom(running to the bathroom with a knife): what is it pumpki-AHH!
Nora: On the count of three... One...THREE!!
*(Insert Psycho Stabbing Scene music)The trio repeatedly stab the giant cockrach to death*
Cockroach: AUUUGH!!!!!(dies)
Nora: Urp...I think I'll use your bathroom Mom.
*Nora takes all her bathing utensils and goes to Mom's bathroom*
Nora: Ahhh...Finally a nice bath!
*Just as she stepped in, the notorious Warp Pad appears in the water and transports her to Happyland...Ok, not Happyland. More like Almost Heaven Land(I'm talking about the land of Xenogears, DUH!)*
(Krelian's Fishbowl Ship Thingie)
Inside a testing facility
Krelian: Soooo...these are my new elements? I don't see any ether potential in them.
Scientist: From what the scanners say, these four are very powerful in using ether-like powers.
Krelian: Then that means that these subjects are...not from our world?
Scientist: Yes. From the way they look to the way they dress is not familiar to the -Lambs-' style of clothing. In other words, they are aliens to our planet, and maybe even our solar system.
Krelian: Wow...I wanna make contact with these 'aliens' as soon as possible.
Scientist: Yes Sir. After we get through the screening, we will be able to speak with them.
Krelian: Great. Start the screening!
In a jail cell( the things they keep the wels in)
*We find our girls inside the jail cell regaining their conscience*
Nora: Oww...(lookes around) where the hell am I?
Jade: There is a child present!
Aya: Shut up squirt...Hmmm I wonder how we all got here in the first place. Any ideas Red?
Millenia: My name isn't 'Red'. It's Millenia.
Aya: Whatever. My name is Aya Brea, but just call me Aya.
Nora: Ok. Now that we know the names of two of us, my name is Nora. What's yours little girl?
Jade: Jade. I came from San Francisco!
Millenia: Right...anywho, how DID we ended up here? All I know is that I was walking to a city and I saw myself walking into a portal-like thing. Then I was here.
Nora: that's funny...I saw a portal thingamajig in my mother's bathroom too.
Jade: I jumped into that thing in my room in an effort to get away from punishment.
Aya: I just turned on my computer and bang, I'm here.
Millenia: So that means that we were all gathered here by the same warp- thing. But for what reason?
Nora: Hey, maybe I can ask that guard where we are.
*Nora then calls out to a nearby guard*
Nora: Hey man, can you give us the info of where us ladies are?
Strange-looking Guard: You are in a jail cell.
Jade: Don't you think that we already KNEW THAT?!
Aya: We mean what is this facility that we're in.
Guard: Oh. you are in Master Krelian's flagship.
Millenia: Are we still on Earth atleast?
Guard: Yes.
Nora: (sighs)Good. Who's this 'Master Krelian'?
Guard: The Ruler of Solaris who seeks new Elements.
Jade: Elements? What are they?
Guard:(goes into explaining everything about being an Element, what you got to do, blah blah blah and hours go by)
*By now everyone except for the guard and Millenia are sleeping on the floor*
Guard: ...And that's all for the meaning of the Elements.
Millenia: Oh...hey girls, didya catch all of that?
Aya:(snores -.-)
Millenia: O.o Jade?
Jade:(dreaming) NO Toru! You can't eat my taco!
Millenia: O....k....What about you Nora?
Nora: (also dreaming)Come on Shadow! You can beat Sonic any day! You got SOAP SHOES!!!
Millenia: .....
*Suddenly another guard comes running towards the cage as Aya and Nora awaken*
Another Guard:(to first Guard)I need these subjects for the "screening"
Guard: Yes Sir!(unlocks the jail cell)
Second Guard: Come with me.
Jade:(waking up)Where are we going?
Second Guard: To the Testing Room.
Aya: Don't touch the merchandise.
Second Guard: Just follow me.
*As the Guard leads our heroines to this "Testing Room" for a 'screening', what will become of them? What does Krelian need new Elements for? Will they ever get back to thier world? Find out in the next chapter!*
Liked it so far? If I get atleast three reviews, then I'll make Chapter Two. Til' then, SEE YA! ~SalAmanda