A Different Kind of World

by Pixx

Derpy's life has gone down the drain. What will happen when her, Twilight, Rarity, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy and Pinkie are all transported to Earth? Rated M for language. Derpy's POV. ON HIATUS

1. Prologue A Fucking Mess

Disclaimer: As you've probably realized, I don't own MLP. If I did, I would be making lots of money and turning this into a movie. 3

My life is a fucking mess. A lazy eye and a speech impediment and suddenly - whoa! - that pony must be retarded! All I am is clumsy. I am not disabled. At all. Fuckwits.

I've been fired from jobs because 'customers have complained about your um... unique looks'.

I've been kicked out of houses, because I haven't made rental payments because I've been fired. I don't have a house, I don't have a job, and they're trying to take my little Dinky. The only thing I stay on this god-forsaken world for. If it wasn't for my little Dinky I probably would have thrown myself off the nearest cliff I could.

You know, all I ever wanted? I actually got it. I got a friend. I had Doctor Whooves. Although, he was more of a friend. He's the father of my baby. My little Dinky. Then he left me. Went after Rarity like all the other colts. Cheap slut. You know, nothing's cheaper than what comes free.

But even with everything happening, in public I still smile. It's a mask. So nopony knows how truly fucked up my life is, and how truly I want it to end... to all be over.