Arthur vs. the World!
By NocturneD (WINGZ)
Note: A new series I thought of a couple of times of having Arthur pitted against different things like characters from the show in a pretty harsh sense of violence and humor. Anything to get my spark going again…
Chapter 1: Arthur vs. D.W.
It was another typical day at the Read residence where the two siblings I'm sure you all know that are Arthur and his little sister Dora Winifred or just DW for short. Now you might think two siblings fighting each other is natural but when it comes to these two, you will never know! Their parents of coarse try not to use discipline unless it was a last resort like when Arthur broke the window, Mr. Read beat his little eight year old ass with a leather belt. Or when DW told her mother to FUDGE off, Mrs. Read lifted the little girl over her knee and beat her ass relentlessly until she cried out in pain. Back to Arthur and DW fighting, usually it would end terribly with one of them falling down the stairs or getting hit.
But on a day like this where Mr. and Mrs. Read have plans to go out but couldn't find a baby sitter for Arthur, DW, and Kate. Out of a very stupid plot device Arthur was in charge so the parents could leave. Mrs. Read left the phone numbers so Arthur can call them incase anything happens. The parents left, Arthur went over to the TV and switched it on to watch Bionic Bunny. DW came in complaining that she wanted to watch her show, the situation turned drastic and soon the two started fighting with some nasty words.
"Poop head!" DW called her brother.
"Little witch." Arthur shouted.
"SCREW YOU!" DW yelled.
"What did you say?" Arthur yelled in question.
"I'll tell mom that it was you that stole the snowball out of the fridge!" DW answered.
"DW for the millionth time I didn't take it!" Arthur was getting fed up already.
"Change the channel!" DW demanded.
"After Bionic Bunny." Arthur sat back on the green couch.
(5 minutes later…)
DW didn't stop demanding to have the TV and started to annoy Arthur terribly. It worked him up so much that the next syllable that came out of her mouth, he didn't care. He punched her in the face; she fell back and started moaning in pain. Not too soon after that she grabbed the lamp that was sitting on top of the desk and smashed it over Arthur's head.
"AH!" Arthur yelled trying to cover his head.
"That's for punching me!" DW hollered. Not too soon after that, Arthur bit back by smashing his glass of milk in her face pretty hard causing it to shatter with the shards of glass cutting her face.
DW launched herself onto Arthur while he was still on the couch pinning his face into the cushion then out of nowhere, she started to bite on Arthur's left ear. Arthur screamed as his left ear was bleeding, until suddenly DW bit off his ear completely and spit it out onto the hardwood floor. Arthur cried trying to hold his ear; he elbowed DW in the face hard causing her to land on the floor too.
Arthur climbed on top of the couch pretending he was a professional wrestler and leaped off the couch on top of DW digging his elbow into her chest. DW howled and punched Arthur in the testicles, he fell over and DW tried leaping on him again but Arthur counters by lifting his legs up and kicking her over himself making her hit the expensive China cabinet. She fell to the floor; the big cabinet was tittering and fell on top of her.
Arthur went back to watching television like nothing happened and ignored the blood coming out from underneath the fallen cabinet.
To be continued… maybe…
Note: Wow that was different wasn't it? Okay I can take a hint, if you don't like the story then just say what you didn't like about it but if you liked it then good for you I'm happy!