One day Trefor walked into Dunbarton in need of a fart muffler. He shat on his dick. He realized that his dick was harder than the noobs in the church cybering with a 70 year old bald guy, so he stopped in to see his pal Simon. Poop makes Trefor's big dong even bigger than Nao's cheddar flavored bongos. Contrary to popular belief, Simon actually gets so much pussy that he's not even gay anymore. Trefor walks up to him and asks if he wants to sew his little ass hole so that he can't poop, but Simon told him to fuck a goat and cum inside the chest of a Chinese astronaut that eats black cock for breakfast. So you know what he did? He ran his little bitch ass all the way to Bangor and jazzed on Comgan's little fuckable cream cheese spread face. "OH BITCH SLUT, POUR YOUR HOLY WATER ALL OVER MY BEGINNER SWOOOOOOOOORD!" Comgan died and Trefor's blood-lust continued to infuriate his cock. It kept inflating and inflating until his dick popped and he jazzed so far into the heavens that Chuck Norris came down and farted on every member in Ruairi so that they could smell Trefor's deathly rage. So now that Trefor is dead and Ruairi has been farted on, there is nothing left but for Morrighan to show up. She slowly walks up to Nao and lifts her shirt off and touches her nipples with her conveniently hard as fuck nipples that spill out tomato juice because that shit's kinky. Nao was very upset about the tomato juice spilled on her though, so she rubbed her clit until thousands of milletian noobs came out in rapid fire hitting 20k crits on that bitch. This became war. WAR. WAAAAAAAR! Right now the kinkiest shit is about to fuck your face, dear reader and/or listener. Glas Ghaibhleann jumps in between their battle and whips out his gorilla cock and smashes it through Nao's skull, then tail whips his dick while shitting the shittiest shit on Morrighan into her face. Nao's skull is in pieces among the floor and Morrighan isn't so horny anymore, but things were about to change. Shamala waltzed in, swaying her sexy little panther ass into her face, and then Morrighan grew a dick, flew into the air like fucking Goku or some shit and fucked the living ducks out of Glas' asshole until he exploded into 1000 paper cranes. Shamala felt left out, so she stole the cranes and headed to the advancement area. Here she met up with Pierrick, Malcom, and Kristell. Suddenly, the cranes turned into magical flying velociraptors that eat vagina. Unfortunately for Malcom, he's a tight little bitch. Suddenly again, though, Marytr crashed the party. Literally. Fucking hackers ruin everything. ;_; The end.