Something short I did for a submission on my friend's Tumblr. And I thought I would just post it here too.
Dave was legit.
Everyone who is anyone, as well as no one knew this. So when he first saw the Kool-Aid man bursting through the walls of children on TV of course he thought it was stupid. But then he thought on it.
What a way to flirt.
Of course he had tested this theory on several different people and it was all working out as well as it could. But he needed it to work on one person. One person who was so convinced he was straight, a person who was a self-proclaimed heterosexual, someone who was not a homosexual.
That's right. John Egbert.
So that's how he was in this position.
Rubbing up and down John's arms, and occasionally his chest saying "Oh yeah." Over and over in his monotonous voice with a slight smirk.
He knew it was working, it had too.
"Dave…. What are you doing?" John asked more than a little confused and freaked out.
Tinted glasses just stayed level with the brunet's eyes, "I am the Kool-Aid man bursting down your walls of heterosexuality." He leaned forward and whispered into the others ear, "Take a sip of my fruit punch flavored homosexuality."
John's eyes widened as an intense blush flared up his entire face.
That day, John realized that he loved the fruity drink of homosexuality.