A DAY IN THE OFFICE
CH. 1 Carpooling
Carl was awoken from his Mr. Slushie burger novelty alarm clock
"Pickles so green and meat so brown waking up is always fun with slushie the clown!"
Carl got out of bed and ran to the kitchen.
"Mommy….. Mommy… mom!"
"Carl its six in the morning what do you want from my life!"
"Guess what mom, guess what!"
"WHAT CARL!"
"Geez somebody has PMS"
"What did you say?"
"Nothing…nothing…. Anyways it's Monday!"
"Whoopee" Carl's mom said in a sarcastic way
"Do you know what that means?"
"What"
"I get to car pool with major monogram today!"
"Great now get ready you only have 20 minutes before you have to leave"
Carl left the room and then quick got dressed and ate breakfast. Before you knew it he was out the door and off to go pick up monogram. When he arrived at Monograms house Monogram was sitting on his front porch with his bag lunch. Monogram then walked over to the curb where Carl was and started to laugh.
"Ha, ha, ha this is too funny... now where is the real vehicle that is supposed to transport me to work."
"This is it sir."
"You're joking right?"
"No…"
"Why don't you have a real car Carl?"
"Well… last time I tried to drive I accidentally hit a black man on a bicycle…."
"What!" Monogram was hysterically laughing.
"It's not funny! They took me to the police station right away and when they asked me what happened I thought I hit a bear so that's what I told them and then they thought I was high and they drug tested me and my mom had to break me out of jail."
At this point Monogram was hysterically laughing and rolling on the sidewalk.
"Just get in"
So Carl got on his big wheel and Monogram got in the red wagon attached on the back of it with a pink jump rope.
The whole way there Monogram hid his face and he then ran to his office.
(TO BE CONTINUED)