It was early in the summer, the night has yet to dawn. Bladeslasher101 has decided to record a YouTube video about gmod death run. Half way thru the video, all is well, until a fly lands on his foot. He sees the fly and wonders about the journey of its life and how it got here. He comes to the conclusion that the fly must be really lonely and decides to name him: Alfred. After the video is over, blade strikes up a conversation with Alfred. "Hello" he said, "how are you?". Alfred buzzed in response, "I am doing wonderful, but who are you?". "I am the almighty God of YouTube, bladeslasher101 and I have decided to call you Alfred." "I like that name, how about we become friends, you seem like a nice guy." Alfred buzzes.
"Sure, why not, how about I teach you how to play super smash bros (ssb). After all, it is my favorite game."
It has been two weeks and Alfred and Blade have become best friends. Since Blade introduce Alfred to ssb, he has become three times better than his friend and now dominates him on golden plains omega. At the dawn of dark, almost twenty o'clock, Alfred wanted to more than friends with Blade. He has thought of it a lot and when he thinks of the past few weeks, he has really connected with Blade and is somewhat unsatisfied with there current level of intimacy. So he musters the courage to pull him aside to talk. "What is wrong Alfred?" Blade asked. "I have want to tell you this for a long time so I am just going to say it. I love you." Blade is speechless. Now Alfred is worried. Does he not like me, was this only one sided, was I a fool? All these bad thoughts race thru his mind, until suddenly...
Blade leans in to kiss Alfred. Because of the small body of Alfred and the big lips of Blade, Alfred is swallowed by Blade. Blade is overcome by panic and quickly spits out Alfred. He is ok. "Oh my god!" Says Blade, "I am so sorry." "Do not worry," Alfred responds,"now we can always be together." "But what will the others say when they find out. A human dating a fly is socially unacceptable." Says Blade. "Do not worry about the others. If we have each other, no one else matters." Buzzes Alfred.
After the commotion, Alfred and Blade share a romantic spaghetti diner made by Papyrus the skeleton. Blade whispers in Alfred's ear: "I want to take this to the next level, will you be my fist?" "Yes" Alfred responds, "take me".
Blade and Alfred have one wonderful evening of passionate and raging love. They will forever be destined to find true love in each other for the rest of there lives. In Alfred's case, that will not be a long time because flys have a short life span.