This Freaking Family Tree
First entry,
Let's see. How do I explain this. This family is weird. Let's begin with the normal. I'm Esha and I have a sister named Ally. We have a new addition to our group, Lily, and Bryan. No. They are not new babies. They're our new adopted siblings after Lily's parents died. Lily and Bryan are actually cousins but since they were brought into our family they are now siblousins.
Second Entry,
Turns out Bryan is me and Ally's long lost brother. He was adopted to my mom's sister and then ran away to Lily's and got adopted there. I think. So he is our siblousin also. And Lily is my mom's other sister's child so she is also my siblousin.
Third Entry,
My husband, Kevin is having an affair with Lily's husband Rory. I'm okay with that. Lily's okay with that, too. Kevin's cousin is marrying my real brother, Derp. So he is marrying his cousin in law. Is that legal? Who cares. They're doing it anyways.
Fourth Entry,
Ally is marrying Osric! That actor from our favorite TV show, Supernatural! He looks a lot like Kevin.
Fifth Entry,
Well, this is weird. Kevin and Osric are actually twins. If twins are married to twins, is it incest?
Sixth Entry,
Kevin and Osric are not twins. They are the same freaking person. Turns out Kevin is from a different dimension. He was going to be killed by an angel called Gadreel so his archangel friend, Gabriel, swapped him out with a dummy and sent him to this dimension. Osric plays Kevin in that Supernatural so... are they the same person?
Seventh Entry,
Osric is nothing like Kevin. Kevin is just glad he can get back in advanced placement.
8 enrty,
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Oh god guys I am so sorry for making you guys read this but I had too much sugar and this is what happened. Even if you hated it, please review. I love reviews. If I ever eat too much sugar again, I might post something here but I highly doubt it.