LOVE, PEACE & WOLRD DOMINATION // 01 - WANTED ALIVE, NOT DEAD
First was 'Behind The Gunfire', then came 'My Secrets' fic, but now it's time for Love, Peace & World Domination, the trilogy's last saga where every darn secret should be solved. Watch out, Knives is on the lose, so be ready to hide or you die!
WARINING! LOT'S OF VIOLENCE AND BAD WORDS + SPOILERS COMING UP! (once in while)
The Story So Far :
Vash and Wolfwood saved once a women, who turned
to be part of famous Red Devil - criminal gang. But she ran away
from it, with Vash help. But Zack didn't gave up. So begun the huge
hide and seek game, were Zack was the seeker. What ended not so
happy. Little Dee felt in a deep canyon that no human couldn't survive.
But the truth was that she wasn't a human at all. She maybe look
like one, but she was only made by humans. She was a robot, who
had a twin sister, Tenshi, who calls Dee as Akuma, her lost sister.
But Dee can't remember anything. Couple years later the sisters
fins themselves with Vash and Knives. Dee and Knives starts some
kind of war between them in the same second they meet and Vash and
Tenshi became really close friends, but not that close what Vash
maybe wanna. The old Red Devil is almost got, but the main part
of it, is still missing; Dee. But soon she crashes with Frank Marlom
in the bar and after that she is taken to the Gunsmoke's Prison,
what people call The Hell. Knives bagged his bags and went to get
Dee back from there. But why?
That's what's going to be found sooner or later
- Plant Room -
Tenshi : She's nothing but a evil bitch I hate her hate her so much it's all her fault
Vash: Tenshi! Knives is gone!
Tenshi: So?
Vash: So? So! Even God doesn't know what he will do next! He could kill anyone!
Tenshi: I don't care
Vash: Tenshi are you right?
Tenshi: Go to hell, Vash! I wanna be alone! Go find your stupid brother alone!
Vash looked Tenshi and was sure it was Dee yelling at her, but it couldn't be her
Vash left soon from the ship to track his brother down. Tenshi didn't even came to say goodbye to him. She just looked far away at him with killer's eyes.
Vash: ...it must be hard her to accept the truth that she alone again
And so Vash was kicked out of Tenshi's' home and he was off to find Knives haven't know idea where Knives could be. But he had strong felling that he has bad in his minds again.
o-o-o-o-o
Dee woke up slowly.
They have arrived to the prison. It looked just like she had imagine. A horrible place where sun doesn't shine easily, surrounded with guardians and guns, high security everywhere and in the middle of nowhere under the 2 hot suns. It looked like a huge sand cube. 5 Guardians came out to pick up Dee.
Slowly Dee walked inside. She took a deep breath before she entered inside the building.
Dee: So, where's the welcome sign: "Welcome to hell where you suffer forever"?
Guardian 1: Nobody isn't welcome here.
Dee looked around and saw lots of men staring at her.
Guardian 2: I feel sorry for you. There are 97 % men, so be careful. ^_~
Dee: Great. ¬_¬ I'm like a magnet then. Darn, I forgot my 'This bitch bites' - shirt to home.
Guardian 3: You won't be joking anymore when you meet your new friends.
Dee: Woo-hoo! Friends! That is what I always wanted! More blood sucking evils! -_-
They went inside the main building. All the men yelled crazy stuff to her, but she ignored them.
Dee: Even Knives can behave more than these morons ¬_¬hey, can I smoke or drink here?
Guardian 4: Nope, darling.
Dee: All righty.
Guardian 5: Here's your new home, rest of your life, miss Red Devil.
Dee: Listen punks. Remember this, I'm just the one small part of that jackass gang.
Guardian 4: Nope, darling, I'm sorry but that crap doesn't work here. The proofs speaks all by themselves. They where just stupid morons you had hired. That's not a gang. So don't try to talk yourself out of this Red Devil
Dee. I see.. those idiots must talk so much bullshit that even these stupids thinks I'm Red Devil, alone. But I can't blame Zack and the others, they did exactly what I would have done if I have been caught before them.
Guardian 4: Before I let you go, darling. I must check that you don't have any hidden weapons.
Dee: I am a walking weapon! :-)
Guardian 4: Hmm then I must do double check on you, dear. ;-) Guys, some privacy to the lady.
Dee: -_- a pervert thank God I am a robot now and I can kick some serious ass if he tries anything
Before the guardian did even touch at Dee. Dee kicked him in the nuts and started kicking the guy really hard. The 4 other guardians took Dee form the arms and drag her away from he beaten guy.
Guardian 4: That wasn't so nice, darling.
Dee: Call me once again darling and I kick you face in to billions of pieces that your mother don't recognize her own son anymore. :-D
Guardian 4: The newbies just doesn't understand that we make the rules here, not you, low-life!
Dee: One more thing I just remember that I killed your father
Guardian 4: Why you- !
Dee: No good garbage? Devil herself? Idiot? Bitch? I have heard it all before pick a new line, cowboy.
Guardian 4: You really want to get hurt?! Huh?
Dee: Huh? Hell no! But wimp like you couldn't make a scratch on me.
Guardian 4: *lifts a gun* You wish to die now?
Dee: Just shot me. That won't kill me. I have got so many bullets in my life that I can't count. Gees, you humans are so stupid. Because your stupidness you have to leave Earth and look where you are. In a sand box, forever, and there's a man that will someday hopely kill you all.
Guardian 4: You a god talking bullshit, but after I give you something to think about and let's she what kind of women are you then
Dee: Ooh. I'm scared! Do what ever you want to me, but there's 3 things what you won't get from me. And they are tears, fear and dead body. ;-)
Guardian 4: Let's found that out. Shall we start it darling?
Dee: Darling, dear, honey, hun, babe it doesn't matter just go and do it all ready, you sicko. I won't tell anyone. Make a home video about it.
Guardian 4: Home video?
Dee: God you don't know nothing about technology?! How dare you call it lost technology? Who brainless created that name?
Guardian 4: o_O?? You are insane bitch.
Dee: Dämn right I am! :-D
Guardian 1: That's enough!
The guardians started together beat the hell out of Dee, but Dee just sat in the corner and let the hits come. She closed her eyes and think about how she could kill them. And only thing she could see was Knives killing them with his stupid 'Kill the spiders to save the butterflies' logic. She smiled herself and then she pushed the small button behind her right ear and crashed on the floor suddenly.
Guardians: What the fuck?!
She just had shut down herself.
o-o-o-o-o
- December -
The black haired women looked outside of the window. She had felt bit awful since she had kick the boys out. And it had been a month since they had left and she had to come back to work.
Milly: Sempai!
Meryl: Milly.
Milly: Good morning, sempai. I have great news. I got letter.
Meryl: From your family again?
Milly: Nope. From Mr. Vash. He's will be here soon. He's coming here in the Sandstreamer.
Meryl: Here?! Oh no!
Milly: Aren't you happy, sempai, that Mr. Vash comes? You have been awful quiet since he left.
Meryl: Happy?! He will turn this whole town upside down! There's no happy about that! When actually he will arrive here?
Milly: In a hour. n_n
Meryl: Oh no!! Milly, we have work to do.
Milly: Hai! ^_^
o-o-o-o-o
- Somewhere In The Desert -
Dee: ?
Dee looked around. It was dark. She was lying next to a small fire place. Someone was sitting behind it, but his face were covered in shadows.
Dee: Whoyou? No. I have better question, why I am here? I should be dead or something.
Knives: You weren't close to dead TEA.
Dee: O_o Knives?
Knives: Yes, mister Millions Knives, himself.
Dee: But
Knives: Before you start asking questions, dress up first or you beat the hell out of me and say I am a pervert
Dee looked herself and turned bit red.
Dee: TURN AROUND, YOU PERVERT! :-O
Knives: Yeah whatever, ugly women.
Dee dressed up in her clothes and sat down in the front of the fire.
Dee: ¬_¬ This is some scary dream, I guess
Knives: Nope. I you don't have to believe this, but I got you back from the prison. And now you are asking why or how well that's easy one. Why because I need you in my plans against the human if you truly are Akuma Kaishi and how because you turned yourself off and they though you are Red Devil's robot what she made to trick anyone. So I buy you.
Dee: Buy me? So that's means I'm like your slave now?
Knives: Yeah, kind of slaves, whatever.
Dee: Okay so I own you my life now because you just saved me hell no! -_-
Knives: I know you don't like the idea, but I have another idea and then you will own me more and you must work with me forever
Dee: O_o ??
Knives: You broke our deal because you wanted to learn your secrets, right?
Dee: Yes .
Knives: But what if I say that I can recover your memory ... would you then help me bit?
Dee: ¬_¬ You are talking lots of bullshit today. First you save me then you are willing to recover my memory so I would be against humans 100% again that's must be bullshit or you truly hate humans so fucking much that you really need me
Knives: I can show how much I hate humans when we find something that belongs to me so I give you couple days to think about it do you wanna get your memory back
Dee: Of course I wanna but like worshiping you is not my thing
Knives: Your thing is only to keep Vash away from me and I will handle the rest without killing him, of course and you get your memory back..
Dee: Hmm I smell something fishy about this but okay it's a deal all ready but promise me one thing, after all this, you shut me down and hide me somewhere where I can be rest of my life as dead
Knives: That's fine with me so let's get some sleep because we have long drive tomorrow morning
Dee: ¬_¬ He's awful nice to me today Should I truth him or not? I don't have a gun and I guess he has and I really don't like getting bullets inside me I try to pay him back as soon as I cab what he has done to me and keep my promises as long as I can..
o-o-o-o-o
- December -
Milly: Hello Mr. Vash! *waves hands*
Vash: Shh, Milly be more quieter please hello girls.
Meryl: Why are you here, Vash?! :-o
Vash: A warm welcome
Meryl: Why are you here?! :-O
Vash: Um - Knives has disappear suddenly ^_^;; I'm afraid that he's planning again killing the human race again.
Meryl: Oh no! Your job was not leave him alone, never! But look what happened you will have to go all the pain and sorrow again because you just turned your back to him for seconds!!
Vash: -_- Please forgive me.
Meryl: It's not time for that, Vash! We have to find him right away!
Vash: We? You will help me?
Milly: Sure Mr. Vash.
Meryl: I report this right away to the boss and then we will be off. Do you have any ideas where he could be, Vash?
Vash: No -_-
Meryl: Great ¬_¬ Milly, watch after Vash
Milly: Hai!
Vash: I don't need a babysitter -_-
Milly: Don't look so unhappy Mr. Vash. Let's go buy donuts to cheer you up n_n
Vash: Thank you! ^_^
Milly and Vash went to buy donuts and a wanted poster on the wall caught Vash's eye.
Vash: Wanted Red Devil, 2 Billion Dollars, Dead Or Alive? But she in the Gunsmoke's Prison
Milly: I heard rumors that it was miss Red Devil's made robot to trick people and time for her to hide far away.
Vash: Robot? What happened to the robot body??
Milly: Someone bought it.
Vash: What? That means Dee is free again! Wait what if it was Knives?
Milly: Who?
Vash: What if Knives bough Dee out from the jail?!
Milly: Who's Dee?
Vash: Dee is Red Devil, my friend. She a robot.
Milly: Is she nice a person? ^_^
Vash: Sometimes. I'm sure if we find her, we find Knives too! That's it!!
Milly: O_o ??? What are you talking about Mr. Vash?
o-o-o-o-o
- Outside Of December -
Meryl: Are you sure about this, Vash? What if Knives is not with Dee?
Vash: Then I hope Dee will help us find him, at least I hope Tenshi will be happy that Dee free again
Meryl: Isn't she dangerous? 2 billions dollars from her is a lot.
Vash: She has give up the outlaw life years ago. She bit complicated person because she don't remember her past and she hates herself and it looks like she hates everyone, but it's not true.
Milly: Do you like her, Mr. Vash? ^_^
Meryl: ¬_¬
Vash: Um sure she has a pretty twin sister, but she changed after Dee was taken to prison.
Milly: So do you like her sister?
Vash: Um - Yes!! ^_^
Meryl: ¬_¬
Milly: Sempai, are you turning red?
Meryl: No! .
o-o-o-o-o
After week driving in the desert, Knives and Dee got there where Knives wanted. In the middle of the desert were was a huge grater.
Dee: Looks like a meteor has crashed here
Knives: Wrong!
Dee: What do you mean wrong? Nothing else don't do this kind of damage than meteor.
Knives: This is damage of 2 Angel Arms.
Dee: 2 Angel Arms? ¬_¬ Is this some kind of Plant thing again?
Knives: It's not a 'thing'. It's a great weapon me and Vash has. Vash canceled my Angel Arm with his Angel Arm and this what happened. *jumps in the grater*
Dee: WHAT NOW?
Knives: LOOK FOR 2 LONG COLTS!
Dee: First I'm Zack's bitch, then I'm escaping with goofy Vash and Wolfwood and then Tenshi brings me back to life and I will be living with that pretty face couple years before I met Vash and his idiot brother, what later saves me from Prison and I'm following him around and look at me now, I'm seeking 2 Long Colts in huge grater. Odd life this is a boring one too.
Knives: COME ON, TEA! START SEARCHING YOU IDIOT!
Dee: SHUT UP, YERK! I'M SEARCHING ALL READY!
Knives: DOESN'T LOOK LIKE!
Dee: ¬_¬ moron plant boy
Can Dee and Knives find the Long Colts and will Vash find Knives before he gets activated Angel Arm? Well, I dunno, not yet by anyway... TO BE CONTINUED