This is my first fanfic. It won't be very long, but I just hope people enjoy it. This is going to be a humor fic, so nothing serious

:Disclaimer: I do not own any of the dbz characters that are featured in this story. All rights belong to Akira Toriyama.

Vegeta was enjoying the lovely breeze of just a normal day when a thought suddenly occurred to him.

"I never got my revenge on the oaf who cut off my tail"

He smirked evilly and took off to the sky.

"I think I'll just go pay him a little visit".

So off Vegeta flew to Korin's tower. On his way there another thought formed in his head.

"Maybe I shouldn't kill him right away. Yes, I'll let the fool suffer and then BAM! Blow him to pieces with a big bang sort of attack."

Vegeta stopped in midair, when he just remembered something that ruined his entire mood.

"Damn, I'm supposed to be watching the two brats today".

He was throwing a mini tantrum in the sky and muttered to his self.

"Why couldn't that blasted woman or her behemoth friend watch their own kids?"

For a couple of 8 and 9 year olds, they sure could drive a person crazy. Then Vegeta struck yet another idea.

"Yes, they certainly could drive someone crazy. Drive a very certain someone crazy indeed".

Vegeta changed direction and headed back towards the Capsule Corp house where Trunks was busy playing video games. Vegeta stood in front of the TV and unplugged the game. Trunks gasped and threw his controller to the floor.

"No friggen way! I was on level 89 and I didn't even save it yet!"

Vegeta crossed his arms, not the slightest worried about whatever his son was whining about.

"Grab whatever toys, games, and other items you like and pack them up. You're going over Kakarot's brat house for a play date".

Trunks still seemed a little upset about his game, but didn't want to get on his father's bad side.

"Yes sir. I'll be ready in 10 minutes"

"5 minutes tops. Now hurry!"

Trunks stomped up to his room and Vegeta waited patiently for him to get ready. 5 minutes passed and together they both flew to the Son house .Once there, Chichi opened the door and her smile seemed to increase.

"Oh Vegeta, you're here for Goten right?"

Vegeta only nodded. Trunks was a little confused at why Goten was coming with them after he packed his things.

"Hey dad, I though you said-" "SHUT IT! I know what I said, just don't talk".

Vegeta had to keep his son from blabbing out the plan. Not that Trunks knew what it was anyways. Goten emerged from the house with an orange book bag on and greeted his friend.

"Hi Trunks! Boy, I can't wait till' we get to your house".

Before Trunks could respond, Vegeta grabbed both boy's hands and took off. Chichi waved at her son from down below.

"Try not to cause too much trouble Goten! Or blow anything up!"

While they were flying through the sky, Trunks noticed they weren't headed back to his house.

"Uh dad, where are we going? Our house is back that way".

Goten seemed to notice too as he looked around.

"Hey you're right. Maybe we're going someplace fun. Like the park!"

Trunks perked up at that idea.

"Or maybe an arcade".

"Or maybe an amusement park!"

"Or...or… DISNEY WORLD!"

They both started laughing and getting excited. Vegeta was only getting agitated.

"You'll be visiting the grave yard if you don't shut up! We're not going to any of those idiotic places".

Trunks and Goten looked at each other, once again confused.

"Then where are we going?" Goten asked.

Vegeta pointed up as they began to fly upwards.

"Just paying a 'friend' a little visit".

Inside Vegeta's mind he was laughing evilly. The insane kind of laughter knowing his plan would be a successful one. They arrived inside Korin's tower, where Trunks and Goten both seem to remember.

"Hey Goten, remember when we came up here to learn that fusion dance?"

Goten gotten into the pose, ready to do the steps.

"Let's see if we've forgotten or not!"

Vegeta grabbed Goten's hands and held them behind his back.

"No. We won't be having any of that. Save all of your evilness for later".

He tore away and Goten looked at Vegeta innocently.

"I'm not evil".

Vegeta showed him a faint scar on his arm.

"This scar proves otherwise".

Trunks started to laugh at remembrance of that day.

"heh heh, Oh yeah that was a good prank".

Vegeta glared at his son who immediately stopped laughing.

"I mean, we all learned a powerful lesson that day".

Goten nodded his head also agreeing.

"It's that your dad hits really hard".

Yajirobe was lounging on the couch, eating a bag of potato chips while watching reruns of the Brady Bunch. He heard other voices but was too lazy to really check it out. Vegeta entered the room along with the two chibis, but Yajirobe hadn't seemed to notice.

"Listen up you two"

Vegeta spoke to them in a low whisper, so only they could hear.

"You are to stay here with that idiot until I come back for you. He's your new babysitter and you're going to act as rebellious, annoying, and obnoxious as possible".

Trunks thought it was too good to be true as he raised an eyebrow suspiciously.

"What's in it for you?"

Vegeta wasn't surprised his son would ask that. He was a smart kid after all, and he had his father's genes.

"Just sweet, sweet, revenge. MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAA"

Trunks and Goten looked at him like he had just grown two heads. Goten quietly whispered to his friend,

"I think there's something wrong with your dad".

Yajirobe sat up on the couch, brushing off all the crumbs of chips from his shirt.

"Hey, what heck are you people doing here?"

Vegeta ran out before Yajirobe could spot him. Trunks took off his green back pack and threw it at Yajirobe, causing the man to fall to the floor.

"You're our babysitter! Guess you have to watch us until my dad gets back".

Yajirobe sprung to his feet, obviously not liking any bit of this.

"Like hell I am? Who do you brats think you are!"

Goten took off his back pack and smiled.

"I'm Goten!"

Trunks also smiled...well smirked actually. Much like how Vegeta does.

"And I'm Trunks. I'm sure you remember us. My dads' name is Vegeta and if you don't look after us, then he'll be coming after you!"

Yajirobe must've still been afraid of Vegeta because he was down on his knees already apologizing.

"No, please, have mercy! I'll watch you okay! Just don't get your father!"

Trunks folded his arms and stared at his friend.

"This is gunna be fun"

Vegeta was busy setting security cameras around, so he could always look back at this day and laugh.

"It's going to be fun for me too"

Can't tell if it's worthy of finishing or not so R&R!