A/N: Hello rightly or wrongly I thought I would post this story though it is currently unbeta'd. Please do not take it seriously as I wrote it for a laugh. As you will tell when or if you read it I am probably not in my right mind.

Island Retreat

Somewhere in the Pacific

Walking back inside he puts the satellite phone back down on the table on his way past wrapping his arms around his beautiful wife's waist. "I've just had a call from Carlisle and Sasha; they've been tracking a group of nomads that are starting to draw a lot of attention. They've been killing rather sloppily and have been going after families rarely actually targeting the class 1 criminals they're allowed to hunt. Their Coven confronted them in the Yukon and gave them their one warning to follow the laws or they'd forfeit their lives as per the accord, their response was to butcher another family. They have been tracking them, they'd get close and think they've cornered them but they'd still manage to escape. They did dispatch one at Watson Lake just before they'd crossed in to BC but the main pair managed to get away. They've been following the others south and they reckon they'll be in Washington State by next week. He wants our help; he's booked a flight to Seattle that leaves 11:35pm tomorrow. I'm afraid we'll have to cut this short as he is worried that if they kill in the packs territory it will start a war, I'm sorry Ez," he says kissing the spot on her neck she loves while pulling her into his body.

His right hand travelling across to caress her thigh, his left going up to her 32C bare breasts, this was probably why he loved the island more nowadays, up until he met Esme he had only ever stayed here when he needed to help a vampire control their instincts her preferred the cold more than the sticky humidity of this island, but all things have their pluses and his girls not wearing anything while on their private, well usually private island was definitely a plus. Though how much of that was to just get a rise out of him he wasn't sure hence the baggy board shorts.

Turning around in his arms to look into his deep green eyes she lightly kisses him before replying, "It's alright Alice already called an hour ago to tell us to meet them at the airport as she wants to do a last minute bit of shopping before leaving, I know why you are really sorry," Esme says pressing her chest into his. "But a week of a 3 month vacation doesn't really make much difference we have just the right tan."

"I know Ez, but it is still our anniversary, you and Rose have been planning this year off for the last 3 years it's not often a 100th and 50th wedding anniversaries come along."

"It's ok Edward we know you neither planned this or wanted the holiday cut short yourself, it's our job, we knew what we were getting into when we chose you and decided to stay by your side. Anyway as I have told you before where ever we all are will always be home and we wouldn't want to be anywhere else," Esme tells him squeezing his hand that is resting on her left breast with hers, the sun catching the only thing she will wear while on the isle, her wedding band.

"What did I ever do to deserve the two most beautiful beings to ever grace the Earth," Edward says more as a statement than a real question between kisses his free hand massaging her sexy as hell ass.

"You saved us in both body and mind when most would have just left us and ran. It was your blood that saved us, it was you who turned us to your kind and gave us a chance to truly live life. Until you the farthest I had travelled was on the journey to the Yukon not that I ever got to see much but you have shown me the world told me things about the ancient world like no other could, even showing us your memories of the seven wonders of the ancient world. If not for you the only way we could ever have survived was to be turned vampiric, but you allowed us to still tan and not go around craving blood, you gave us our souls and many wondrous years," her head resting against his tone chest. "You should go and get Rose and tell her dinner is nearly ready otherwise we may not get a chance for a midnight dip," she says neither actually or wanting to really break apart both content to just stand there in each others arms. Though Esme does finally break it, his hand having made its way between her legs the shiver cause from the spark that seems to flow from his touch as he runs his hand along her folds snapping her back to her sense. "Go, if we start that the fish will be ruined and we won't get much time all together later."

She stands up on her toes hissing him passionately on the lips her tongue tasting the salt on his lips, sucking on his bottom lip as they break apart Esme turns back to finishing the salad to go with the baked stuffed salmon cooking in the over.

Giving her one quick kiss on the back of her neck he makes his way out and down the path to the harbour. Knowing there is only one place Rose is likely to be on her own down here, he climbs aboard their yacht the Esme Rose II.

Making his way down to the engine compartment he finds a glorious sight in front of him. Lying underneath the engine Rose works away the bottom of her breasts just visible under one of the massive twin 2600mhp engines of the Princess V85-S. Her long slender legs bent and splayed apart revealing her tight pussy capped by just a small triangle of soft blonde hair pointing the way from her mound to her soft folds.

"If you're finished admiring the view could you pass the 32mm ring spanner then this is all done and back together in top form ready for tomorrow, then Esme and I can have time for dessert as well as dinner," Rose call out.

Picking up the spanner he passes it to the waiting hand, his own grazing her inner thigh. "I'll never get tired of admiring that view."

A few seconds later the modelesque figure shimmies out, helping her up Edward drags her in to a kiss her hands circling around his neck while his hand combs through her golden locks the other stroking the small of her back. Without breaking the kiss she leads him up on to the deck knowing the yacht like the back of her hand not once bumping into anything. Lifting herself on to the rail she wraps her legs around his body her core rubbing against his toned abdomen.

Finally coming up for air Rose manages to jump down so they can make their way up to the house much to Edward's disappointment.

Stepping of first Edward turns and holds his hands out. "Why thank you kind sir," Rose says putting on a southern drawl.

Sweeping her up off her feet and back into the position she was in moments ago Edward whispers in her ear, "You're welcome my princess." One hand supporting her slight weight while the other strokes her folds.

Setting off Harry carries Rose up along the winding path to their get away island home set on the top of a small cliff the single storey home built to blend into the cliff hiding it from the outside world. The hill giving the house panoramic views of the island and surrounding ocean, with three paths leading out from it, one disappearing into the trees towards the small meadow in the centre of the isle, one circular path that goes down to the sandy beach and follows it around ¾ of the islands coastline and the last being the one down to the small natural harbour formed in the hidden cove on the western side flanked on all sides bar the zigzag entrance by the dark grey cliffs. With berths on one side to moor their boats and waterfall fed by the aquifer that supplies the water to the house on the same side as the house, a cave hidden by the cascading water turns into a tunnel leading from their home to the waterfall.

It had taken a little over 2 years to carve the cave, tunnel, dock and path, using the stone excavated and timber from the forest to build their get away. It would have taken longer if not for Carlisle's help. Using the years here Edward helped Carlisle tame his vampiric side aiding him in keeping his humanity. That was over 300 years ago now yet to Edward it seemed like just the other day. They had stayed on the island for close to 50 years, Edward teaching an eager Carlisle everything from tracking and fighting to medicine and natural remedies.

Afterwards they spent time touring the world before Carlisle found his mate in a 'vegetarian coven'. Since that time he and Sasha have never left either's side, they make quite the heartbreakers as doctor and nurse double act. It was during the years that they both worked with their knowledge to find a way to allow a vampire to have a child, for it was the one thing that Sasha wanted most of all due to the loss of her small unborn child when she was turned. Working tirelessly for 80 odd years they were able to do it Sasha giving birth to her and Carlisle's son Vasillii, using Edward's blood and several books from many millennia ago when long forgotten civilisations wandered the world. He was able to cause a mutation in Sasha allowing her to become closer to human again. Though the meant she picked up more human traits like the need for sleep and being able to survive on both blood and ordinary food.

It was during his stay with them that he first met Esme; she had come up with a wealthy family, the Kings as a servant, the family being drawn in by the gold rush in the Yukon. When she had first started working for them they were a kind and loving family but when the father Alexander struck gold everything changed they became driven by the need for more, one by one the servants left, Esme only staying on long as long as she did while Edward and herself courted each other though she finally had enough when their eldest son Jefferson tried to force himself on her after finding out of her engagement to Edward, Esme only managing to get away when she threw a pan of boiling water at him from the range.

Finding his heir disfigured irrespective of what he had tried to do, Alexander and his 2 youngest sons set off after her as she ran to reach our homestead. It was in the woods that they caught up with her knocking her down with their horses, thankfully Carlisle and Sasha and their coven were out hunting and found them, Seeing their friend who was fast becoming a member of the family and go to woman for if you ever needed someone to talk to (not even when she found out what they were did it affect their sisterly bond) battered on the ground Sasha, Tanya and Kate flew in to a rage ripping the three Kings apart while Carlisle ran back with Esme. Checking her over they quickly found she was dying from her internal injuries. Coming back in and giving her a potion before Edward could do anything, it was only afterwards Carlisle admitted to what he had just given her, seeing them both together and seeing the love they held for each other he studied a way of refining the formula to turn her into a being like Ed without killing her like it had to those that had tried thousands of years prior when they tried to change into similar beings to those of old blood like vampires, werewolves, shape shifters and Edward. Studying both his, Sasha, Vas and Ed's blood he was able to manipulate the mixture so that it would cure her injuries while turning her into a guardian as well.

It took a week for Esme to change Edward never leaving her side. The authorities had gone after the Kings for attempted assault and tax evasion to find the remaining family had fled. When Esme had fully recovered they set out tracking them for the next 30 year coming close but never catching them though they got close twice nearly catching up with them in California only to lose them after Jefferson killed his mother and younger sister. They had set up a new mining company their business growing gradually growing larger until one day Jefferson tried to stage a mining accident to gain complete control of the company. But when the lawmen started to look more closely he panicked and fled a week before Esme and Edward arrived and the day before the sheriff went to arrest him.

They again lost him in Denver and could not find any sign of him or where he went until a number of prostitutes were found dead in St Louis being drowned in boiling water. Getting there they came the closest to catching him than they had managed before, just missing his train as it pulled out of the station when they got to the platform. Knowing the train was heading for the capital the pair headed there first though they knew he could be hiding anywhere along the east coast. Slowly working their way up through Washington DC, Baltimore, Philadelphia, Edward was about to give up after a month in New York with no sign of him. All Esme had said she wanted was that they faced justice in the courts and that then perhaps then the family would see what they had become and change.

But on the last night in New York before he took Esme to the isle for the first time they read in the society pages of the New York Times about an engagement of the son and heir to the reclusive owner of Thomas Investment Bank, Mr J. King and the daughter of Robert and Katherine Hale of Hale, Waters and Harrington Investment Brokers.

Royce King like his father was not at patient man, after a particularly heavy night drinking with his friends they decided to pay a visit to his fiancé. Hearing them trying to break her door down she escaped down the fire escape only to be caught by a pair of his mates. Pinning her to the wall while they ran their hands up under her slip till Royce caught up telling her it was time she learnt her place and what her job was. Dragging her down the alley he ripped her nightdress of while she struggled before backhanding her hard enough that it sent her flying into the wall with force enough to knock her unconscious, her naked body dropping to the grimy alley floor. Kicking her in the ribs for good measure Royce unbuckled his belt and trouser the others arguing who would go next.

Due the arguing they hadn't heard Edward and Esme turn up hoping to follow the Hale daughter in the morning to where the Kings were staying. Seeing what was happening they ran into the dirty backstreet killing the men as they tried to stop them from helping her. By the time they reach the fallen girl Royce had fled his pants still halfway to his ankles. Seeing the Hale heiress dying from her injuries and the Police approaching Esme and Edward escape the scene quickly with her only stopping to administer the serum on the roof before Edward left to collect the car with their bags before they fled the city in their Hudson Eight, Edward driving non stop till they reached San Francisco where Rosalie finally woke up.

Buying a small place on the coast they stayed several years. Rose asking to stay with them rather than going back to her family due to Edward and Esme letting her be herself unlike her parents who basically used her as a possession, dressing her in what they wanted, to act how they wanted and to marry who they wanted. If she was honest she knew if they found out about her new abilities they wouldn't hesitate to sell her off to the highest bidder be it an old bastard wanting to get his jollies to being a state lab rat they wouldn't care so long as the price was right.

It was while they were in The Bay that they found out that the Kings had finally met karma. Royce had been sentenced for the death of Rosalie due to the testimony of his friends that had parted with the others at the club after they found out what he was planning on doing. The usually fatal amount of blood found at the scene with her torn nightdress along with the statements from her neighbours also helped convict him. He had been picked up a block away by the police covered in blood and his pants still down. While they were questioning Royce they found the outstanding warrant for the arrest of his father, when they went to arrest him he took he decided he wouldn't go easy starting a shoot out, it did not last long. So with Royce's execution the King's were no more. It was during the investigation the police found records of a number of the cities high fliers and socialites being blackmailed, the Hales included after the Kings had found out about their embezzlement and money laundering. The Hale's had used Rosalie as a sweetener giving her in payment. The Hales had managed to just escape jail but lost everything in the court cases.

Rose finally free of her controlling and manipulative family became more and more interested in mechanics when Edward had purchased the Esme Rose sailing yacht with back–up diesel engines to power her when there was a lack of wind and in manoeuvring into port. In the spring of '37 he took the girls to visit the island for the first time, 10 hours away sailing from the bay. They spent the next 20 years there only coming back to collect Carlisle and his coven for their private wedding with Esme and Edward renewing their vows at the same time though they married each other 50 years prior before they left Canada on their manhunt.

While there Edward presented Carlisle with a small gift for giving him a family of his own, something that he had given up on millennia ago, he took him out to a similar island with a number of smaller isles neighbouring it just over the horizon from his own in the some what otherwise spread out island chain.

Over the years they regularly visited their isle updating the house and retiring the Esme Rose for the faster Esme Rose II That more than halved the journey time with its extended fuel tanks. Though Rose still maintains the original in pristine condition and they still take it out for a days sailing as and when they can.

On one of the many trips they found a bouncing pixie waiting beside the Princess V85-S yacht surrounded by bags and a confused boyfriend chatting to the equally confused architect and project manager that Carlisle had just hired to build a couple of houses on two of the neighbour isles one for Emmett and Tanya with the other spare so any of the others could use it, Carmen and Eleazar already having brought the isle next in line of theirs due to the fact that there was only so much of Tanya and Emmett going at it that you could take hence why Carlisle was chucking them out on to their own place. When they got to them Alice gave a mental note to Edward explaining to him that Jasper had trouble controlling his thirst and that it affected him greatly. It turned out the Architect had plans that Alice had had drawn up for a place on the isle the other side of theirs all that it needed was for them and the money for the materials to be signed off on by Edward.

After loading all the bags and supplies they all set off for the isle and getting to know one another, Edward and Jasper discussing his problem with his thirst and emotive powers and how Edward could set about helping him though it was cut short after Alice talked Esme and Rose into modelling all the bikinis Esme had made them both a red face Jasper retreating and hiding out below deck. For the remainder of the journey the girls spent sunbathing Alice wearing one of her designer bikinis, Rose and Esme stripping off their tops already comfortable with Alice, Esme treating her like a surrogate daughter/sister and Rose treating her like the younger sister she had always wanted if her mother had been less vain about losing her figure. They chatted amicably Alice getting Esme to promise to teach her how to design and make her own outfits and clothes while Edward trained Jasper and Rose did what she loved most strip the engines apart on the Esme Rose. It had taken them just 2 years to get Jasper sorted Edward also helping Alice get better control of precognition abilities, Jasper and Alice staying on the yacht anchored of the coast of one of the beaches just out from the sand bar that circled their property before moving to stay in their new home for the last year.

Seeing Esme up the top of the path laying out a blanket snapped Edward and Rose out from their thought, reminiscing of how much had changed over the years. Reaching the top Edward laid Rose down on the blanket before going to help Esme bring everything out. Dinner soon passed with little discussion and small talk all to soon they were watching the sunset into the ocean while they sipped on the last of their wine just content to sit there Esme and Rose tucked into Edward's side watching it go down and the stars come out.

"Happy anniversary, both of you, I owe each so much, I may have seen it and hoped for it but until you both came into my life I never really knew what family was then I met you both and the love that came from it. I thought I was going to lose my mind until one day I saw the very definition of beauty float past me in furs in the store. I couldn't believe my fortune when she consented to see me let alone when she accepted my proposal. But when she was brought in broken I thought I had found what it was to live to have it ripped away. I couldn't move, I couldn't sleep, I couldn't eat, Just sit there and watch and hope. When you came back to me Ez I knew I could never live without you by my side ever. I realised then why Carlisle would never leave Sasha's side or her his. Then we met Rose, it may have not been the way any of us would have liked to meet or the best first introduction with Esme and I in a compromising position and you walking in with just a white sheet protecting you modesty well modesty till you squeaked and dropped it leaving just a vision of sex on long slim pale cream mouth watering legs. Though it did take ten years and a lot of pushing and pulling from Esme to get us to realise how we felt for each other. I will always be forever grateful to both of you and what you have done and give me, thank you." Raising his glass he continues, "May we celebrate these always, you are both my heart and soul," chinking glass they all take a sip Edward taking the time to kiss either woman on the top of their heads resting against his shoulders.

After a few second but girls start giggling, "Damn that was cheesy next he'll be quoting Jerry Maguire," Esme gets out between giggles.

Rose fake swooning puts her hand to her heart and looking into Edward's eyes, her own glistening with mirth, "You…" She takes a dramatic breath nodding her head slightly, "… Complete me."

At that they both burst out in full on laughter, it turning to squeals when he picks them up holding them under each arm running down the passageway down into the cave. They start wriggling trying to free themselves from his grip when they feel the cold water of the waterfall hit their back. Coming to the edge he throws a squealing Esme in watching her bring her arms around to pull off the perfect dive though he may be bias for his girls are perfect in everything.

"Don't you even think about it, NO! Don't you dare mister," Rose screams out when Edward makes to throw her in.

"No you're right, sorry," Edward relents bring her around to stand in front of him setting her down the very edge.

Feeling the cold wet stone under just her toes Rose starts to tell him off when he uses a finger on her small pink nipples to gently push her in before diving in himself after she resurfaces.

Coming up he takes her submerged lips, his running his tongue along her folds drawing her clit into his mouth causing her to gasp and shudder. A hand replacing his lips on her fold as he may close attention to her bundle of nerves the other playing with the soft blond curls about his chin, he then slips a finger in massaging her sweet spot still keeping up his relentless onslaught of her clit. Soon the stimulation becomes too much, her body thrashing around as her orgasm crashes over her, Edward drawing it out knowing her body better than she does herself, knowing where, when and how to touch her glorious body to keep her in one long orgasm. Feeling Rose lay back limp floating in bliss he allows her to float around slowly coming back to her sense.

Turning he looks for Esme finding her trying to conceal herself under the cascading water while she sits on a small lip just above the water playing with herself. Swimming over he slides her off the little ledge, his hand replacing hers between her thighs against her hot flesh taking left peak in his mouth his tongue playing with it while he gently suck on it his other hand on her back holding her to him. Grabbing his hair she pulls him up to her lips, "Please," it is the only word he needs to hear her small hand guiding him into her warm velvet core to start this first of many bouts of watery passion with both her and Rose.

It wasn't till 3am that 3 thoroughly shagged prunes made their way up to bed drifting off to sleep instantly in a tangled mess of limbs and it wasn't till noon that any of them finally stirred, Edward and Esme packing things up back on to the yacht while Rose prepared a quick breakfast/lunch. All too soon they were speeding away taking one last look at the island with the girls slipping their bikini bottoms on as they approach the bay, the tops not coming on till they near their marina pulling in along side Alice's bright yellow copy of the yacht recently brought with the profit from her line of designer clothing.

The bikinis only lasting till they climb into the blacked out Mercedes S class each pulling out a pair of form fitting jean and top to change into for their flight as well as a dress for Esme and a pair of thigh cut off denim shorts with red top to go with them for after the flight. Reaching route 101 Esme's mobile goes off, "It's a text from Alice she had a vision of the pair heading through the Olympic mountain range, she said it'd quicker to drive due to the fact that it is out in the sticks on the 101 and it'll save waiting for the flight, that and the flight will be delayed 12 hours due to problems with the aircrew."

It is amazing how much and how little thing can change with a phone call. This time last week they were on their place away from everyone now they were cruising along the busy highway yet like last week both Esme and Rose are lying flat out naked on the passenger and rear seats of their Mercedes S-Guard 600 Pullman the choices of clothing lying discarded in the footwells, Edward couldn't help but thing life can be most excellent at times…