Disclaimer: I do not own Ace Attorney.

AN: writen for a prompt on the LK kink meme. It read as follows: I got this inexplicable urge to see some Larry & Oldbag bonding in the security office. I don't want romance or smut or anything like that; just a crazy old lady and an equally crazy young whippersnapper bonding over a late night shift... I'd be fine with a crack or serious story. And so this drabble was born...

Bonding Time

Oldbag returned to the security room of the KB building, carrying with her the usual bag of Doonkin' Donuts. She set it on the control board and immedietly Larry Butz snatched the brown bag up in his greedy hands.

"Hey!" Oldbag scolded, hitting the back of his hand with the butt of her raygun. "Don't you know it's impolite to just grab things without asking. Why I remember in my day young men were more courteous than that. THey didn't just grab bags-- 'ttheotherwayaround. theyweren't moochers!"

Larry rubbed the back of his head then laughed, "Aw, Ms. Oldbag it isn't like that. I'm just really hungry. After my girlfriend Taquisha dumped me I've been all out of sorts! I haven't had a proper meal since."

"Your girlfriend dumped you?"

Larry nodded, eyes going a little glossy, "It isn't fair, Ms. Oldbag! I really try hard. She's a model and I painted an abstract painting of her like a regular picasso! I even made a sculpture out of play-dough! What do I get from it?"

"Hah!" Oldbag scoffed. "When I was a girl we knew how to appreciate a man's attention. Any girl who makes a man slave for her attention is no true lady."

"Oh but Taquisha was a lady!"

"Are you disagreeing with me!?" Oldbag huffed. "Why no wonder she dumped you. What you need is tips from an experienced professional on who to find a good world-wise girl."

"Great! Where do I get the tips?"

"Why from me of course," Oldbag said, putting a hand to her cheek and blushing as she remembered something. "I wasn't always the woman I am today. No I was the Belle of the ball, still would be too if you young whippersnappers knew a thing about women!"

She sat down and pulled out a jelly donut and then put another donut on a napkin for Larry.

"Here, why don't you have yourself a boston cream pie donut and let, Miss Wendy tell you how to find a real women!"

"Y,yes, ma'am!"

THE END

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