This is truly idiotic. I'm taking Benadryl for my allergies today, and it's doing strange things to my mind. I don't know exactly what to call this, though the word 'stupid' comes to mind. This was a very, very bad idea, and I should be ashamed of myself for posting it, but I have no shame, so I'm not. Forgive me, folks, but I just could not help myself.
...benefit from therapy?
...lots of therapy?
...fall in love?
...be capable of actually committing murder if pushed too far?
...actually BE murdered after pushing someone else too far?
...give you a ride home when your car won't start?
...then spend the night with you so you'd have a ride back the next day?
...then actually fix said car for you?
...seduce you?
...then keep you?
...break your heart?
...try to fix your broken heart?
...bake something for the whole lab?
...that was edible?
...fart and blame someone else?
...fart and admit to it?
...fart and just laugh?
...give you a hug because you look sad?
...feel you up during said hug?
...stop and rescue a dog that was hit by a car?
...keep the dog?
...bully you?
...take up for you if you were being bullied?
...play a mean game of Old Maids?
...strip Old Maids?
...for money?
...enjoy being made over and pampered?
...INSIST on being made over and pampered?
...make over and pamper YOU right back?
...be most likely to fall in love with you if you were a great cook?
...want to eventually get married?
...stay married if they did?
...make the person they married glad they did stick around?
...occasionally forget his spouse's name?
...but call her 'dear' so she wouldn't know?
...get drunk and call you?
...more than twice?
...and ask what you were wearing each and every time?
...then finally take a cab over to your house make sure you were telling the truth?
...then pass out on your couch?
... feed you bugs?
... without telling you what they were?
...notice a roach on the table of the fancy restaurant you were dining in, and just keep on eating?
...squash said roach with YOUR napkin?
...adopt said roach?
...want to have kids?
...lots of kids?
...and actually be a good parent?
...wear a speedo when swimming?
...and that would be a good thing?
...feed caterpillers?
...to birds?
...cook you dinner?
...and not even have to pull out the Pepto Bismol afterward?
...notice your new haircut?
...and compliment you on it?
...kiss you just for the heck of it?
...in public?
...with tongue?
Which CSI characters would be most likely to...
...benefit from therapy?
...lots of therapy?
...fall in love?
...be capable of actually committing murder if pushed too far?
...actually BE murdered after pushing someone else too far?
...give you a ride home when your car won't start?
...then spend the night with you so you'd have a ride back the next day?
...then actually fix said car for you?
...seduce you?
...then keep you?
...break your heart?
...try to fix your broken heart?
...bake something for the whole lab?
...that was edible?
...fart and blame someone else?
...fart and admit to it?
...fart and just laugh?
...give you a hug because you look sad?
...feel you up during said hug?
...stop and rescue a dog that was hit by a car?
...keep the dog?
...bully you?
...take up for you if you were being bullied?
...play a mean game of Old Maids?
...strip Old Maids?
...for money?
...enjoy being made over and pampered?
...INSIST on being made over and pampered?
...make over and pamper YOU right back?
...be most likely to fall in love with you if you were a great cook?
...want to eventually get married?
...stay married if they did?
...make the person they married glad they did stick around?
...occasionally forget his spouse's name?
...but call her 'dear' so she wouldn't know?
...get drunk and call you?
...more than twice?
...and ask what you were wearing each and every time?
...then finally take a cab over to your house make sure you were telling the truth?
...then pass out on your couch?
... feed you bugs?
... without telling you what they were?
...notice a roach on the table of the fancy restaurant you were dining in, and just keep on eating?
...squash said roach with YOUR napkin?
...adopt said roach?
...want to have kids?
...lots of kids?
...and actually be a good parent?
...wear a speedo when swimming?
...and that would be a good thing?
...feed caterpillers?
...to birds?
...cook you dinner?
...and not even have to pull out the Pepto Bismol afterward?
...notice your new haircut?
...and compliment you on it?
...kiss you just for the heck of it?
...in public?
...with tongue?