It was a typical day for slut user Spike. He was leaning against the wall of a gas station grocery store. He would flash his trademark sexy smirk at the teenage cashier and as she hid a blush he'd slip some cigarettes into leather duster. His latest phase came with the name Harmony she was all bust and no brain, just the way he liked 'em. Harmony was a daddy's little princess sort and that was both used figuratively and literally. When mummy and popsy (as she'd call her father) went away for the weekend leaving their "innocent angel" all by herself, she had Spike spend the night, shagging with all those stuffed unicorns staring at him still gave Spike nightmares.
He was getting real impatient. "Where the hell is that bint?" he thought angrily. He finally spotted her by the chocolate corner staring longingly at a milk chocolate with crispies. He rushed over and grabbed her ass roughly whispering in her ear "Took you long enough bitch!" Harmony turned around only one problem, it wasn't Harmony. The girl he grabbed had Harmony's bouncy blonde curls but she was definitely no Harmony. He realized too late this girl was a few inches shorter than Harmony, her clothes screamed tough chick where as Harmony's threads squealed Barbie girl.
The girl's spring green eyes folded into slits glaring him to death. Spike's hand slipped away from her bottom. Then she hit him. Punched him actually, Spike was not used to this, girls would mostly scream in surprise or give him one of those saucy slaps that didn't really hurt at all but this girl punched him. Excellent right hook, jaw breaker punched him! It was amazing he had never been this turned on, not even when he finished perfecting the art of Kama Sutra. He clutched his bleeding nose as she growled "Pig" to him. She left after digging her knee into his groin.
Spike wiped the blood of his nose and watch the girl go. It was just an honest mistake; she didn't have to be so harsh. Spike smiled his nose was bloody he was still gasping for breath but that was just the best mistake he ever made. She turned back to look at him and he smirked one eyebrow raised her way. She flipped him a bird and hopped into a car with an old guy in a tweed leaving Spike wondering if he'd ever see her again.
A/N: It's a one shot but I'm willing to make it a full story is the reviews are good and plentiful. No Buffy's not the slayer in this fan-fic, it's alternate universe. I hoped you like it, I wrote it a while back and just decided to turn it in now.