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It'd been years since Eddward had been a sweet innocent kid. Of course nobody knew this fact. Edd was a nerd, technically. But he was a very different Edd then the one who took his first steps into peach creek nearly 14 summers ago. Sure he was still an intelligent individual who used words too big for his peers to understand but the years of being a joke and a punching bag had made him a rather jaded individual. And if it showed no one said anything.

He had become rather attractive, he still was a tad bit too formal in his attire but he didn't look awkward anymore. He grew into his long legs and skinny chest and looked a lot more comfortable in his skin. His trademark hat had become very worn down, to the point where he couldn't go on wearing it. Rather he got a proper haircut and covered the scar on his head with bangs that were almost too long, but not long enough so that he could tuck it behind his ears. On days where it was necessary to see he would use a concealer to hide the ugly gash that ran from just above his right eyebrow and into his hairline. Although his scar prevented hair from growing along it's length his hairstyle was just so to keep anyone from noticing.

He was quiet and reserved most of the time but sometimes if someone happened to get to him, hit a nerve too close to his heart, he would tear them apart with his scathing words. To this day no one is sure what he said to Marie Kanker that had her in tears and to this day still avoiding him. People do however know what he said to the former basketball captain that insulted him in the hall and how it broke the man so bad he had dropped out of school the next day. Though they still didn't know how though the nerd had gotten ahold of the information that the basketball star was on steroids or that he had balls the side of peanuts. This of course led to some not altogether untrue speculation about their relationship and Double D's sexuality.

The summer before his sophomore year his parents had sent him to a summer camp and he came back with a fair bit of new knowledge about himself. Among that knowledge was the fact that he was homosexual. Due to an… encounter with a peer at science camp he had experienced a lot more then he thought possible with a man, and this itself led to another rather interesting revelation of his. Edd couldn't fall in love. Or well, he believed he couldn't. He was surprised at himself when it came time to leave camp and all he felt was relief to finally be getting home. He was surprised with himself when the other boy had told him that he preferred girls and that he didn't want to keep in touch, and most of all he was surprised at himself for being glad he didn't have to keep up with the boy over the phone, to call and whisper dirty things into the receiver at odd hours of the night as new couples did, or introduce this fellow to his friends at home and have to explain what happened. It was all too easy to forget the boys name and face and try new things with other people he similarly didn't care for and it quickly became a second nature to him to flirt and tease and fuck all while never telling a soul about it.

And boy, did he like to get fucked. The act of fucking, so fierce and primal while still being so calculated and skillful, was by far his favorite thing to do (or be done to him in any case.) It was equal parts pure want and an act of stark rebellion. He wanted to have a secret. Something all his own that only him and his bed partners had the pleasure of reviling in. And just as much as he wanted it to be secret he wanted to be caught. He wanted people to know he was human and had wants and urges and that homework wasn't all he cared about. This led him in a very strange place in his sex life. He'd fuck, no strings attached, any man he found attractive enough that asked him. But only if it was somewhere secluded, but public. The basketball star had been one of probably six he was seeing that had asked for tutoring and ended up fucking him in hall closets and school break rooms. All men that were in the closet and wanted to stay that way. Which suited Edd all too well.

This strange practice led him to where he was this friday, In a shower in the mens locker room in Peach Creek high on one or another of the football teams players laps' with his hands tied behind his back, a gag ball in his mouth and a dick in his ass. Bouncing and grinding with a methodical rhythm that always succeeded in getting a reaction out of the men he slept with, he heard the man gasp when he moved his hips just so and did it again. This time the man groaned and grabbed his hips hard enough to leave bruises as he thrusted hard upwards. This sudden movement made Double D squeak around the gag ball and lean forward to keep the man hitting his sweet spot as often as possible. Suddenly they heard another shower turn on and they stilled their movements, hearts beating in anticipation, adrenaline filling their veins. Double D would have smirked if he could and grinded in the other mans lap making him grunt in appreciation then fear. He swatted his ass as if to say "No, bad", but the resounding smack was louder then anticipated. And before they could say "Shit" the curtain was pulled back.

Standing there in only a towel and wide eyes, Kevin saw his neighbor and his teammate in a very suggestive pose. Kevin who had heard the grunt wondered why someone would be in the locker room this late. Was someone hurt in the shower stall? When he went to check the sudden slap made him make up his mind and he quickly pulled the plastic sheet back. He was very much not expecting this.

"You have 5 seconds to explain what exactly is going on, here." Kevin glowered down at his teammate. The scene before him looked like rape and although Kevin could be an ass he was very much not okay with that, especially on his team.

It definitely took longer then 5 seconds for a reply, but the football player was trying hard and fumbling with taking off the mouthpiece Double D had suggested. When it had come off his face broke into a gap toothed smile.

"Salutations Kevin. I wasn't expecting anyone else to be in the locker room at this time. To what do I owe the pleasure" His voice dropped an octave deeper at the last word. At this Kevin noticed that he had done something because the football player behind hims head leaned back as he tried to suppress the noise that slipped through his teeth. Also in this moment he noticed that the kid he always thought of as a prude was hard. In fact the mere idea of anyone being hard even after being caught in the act was something he didn't think possible, especially for the shy man he thought he knew for the last nearly 15 years.

When Kevin failed to answer after sputtering for a few seconds Double D continued. "Though I guess that doesn't matter, does it. So are you just going to watch?" He had a cocky grin on his face, seemingly all too pleased with the situation. Kevin grew several shades darker, quickly closed the curtain, gathered his clothes and in record time ran home.

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During the weekend all he could think about was that scene played over and over in his head. The Dorkiest of the dorks taking Chet's dick like a champ. He didn't even know Chet was gay. At first he was angry, but he understood that that's probably why he hid their relationship. He got it they're jocks, but they're also friends. And heck when Nazz came out everyone accepted her, why wouldn't it be the same if Chet did? Iif was in a relationship with a nerd, so be it. He was going to tell them they should be true to themselves and if they needed the support he'd be there to give it to them. But first he was going to find Double Dweeb and make sure he knew if he broke his friends heart, there'd be hell to pay.

Sunday came and went and when Monday rolled around Kevin was ready. He got to school early so he could talk to the Dweeb in private. As soon as he walked in he found exactly who he was looking for. He leaned against the locker next to him and waited for him to put down his phone. The dork looked like he was texting furiously. He then slammed his locker closed and looked directly at Kevin as though he was expecting him. The sour look he wore actually made Kevin shift on his feet a little. "So, You and Chet-" He started.

Edd looked confused, then it dawned on him when he realized that it was the guy he was caught with. Kevin saw the shift and wondered what was going through his head. Why else would he be here?

"So you guys an item." He didn't so much ask it as state it. Double D raised an eyebrow and gave a look that said 'are you fucking stupid?'

"No." was his only reply.

"No? Didn't I see you and him.." Kevin purposely left this open ended trailing at the end.

He still wore the same 'fucking stupid' expression. "Yes. You did."

"You were.." he was quickly cut off.

"Listen, I appreciate your concern for your friend or whatever this may be but I really don't know what you would like me to say. My lamentations for making you think your teammate is gay, but a quick fuck a relationship does not make. You would be better off asking him so he may tell you whatever he likes and I do not have to be involved in any of your inane high-school drama. So if you would please leave me be I have to meet up for another tête-à-tête before class starts." Edd put a hand on the red heads broad chest to move him against the locker and out of his way but he paused suddenly with his hand still the others sternum. Looking Kevin up and down his expression changed to that of thought, in less then a second though he put on a coy face and winked

"But if you ever care to look me up for something other then a chat, I think I can make room in my schedule." The gap between his teeth showed as he gave a smile, trailed his hand downwards onto the larger mans flat stomach before turning on his heel and leaving behind a very conflicted football captain.

Kevin was left there with a stirring in his gut and his heart beating in his ears.

What the fuck just happened?

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By the time lunch rolled around Kevin was still confused as he watched the three Ed's at their table. Looking at Edd from this far away and with his long-time friends he seemed to be how he always was. An innocent looking face with a soft upturn of his lips and every now and again they parted for a soft chuckle. It was so different from the sly smile the nerd had this morning with his hand making its way too far south for Kevin to feel comfortable.

Who was that guy he saw earlier because there is no way it was the same person.

Just then Eddy, still bitter as ever saw him looking at their table and flipped him off. He couldn't reply though because when Double D had looked a him full on he had smiled brightly like nothing ever happened and waved and Kevin couldn't breath. Somehow that sweet looking face was more like a threat then any dirty look he'd ever gotten. He needed to look away now or he was going to regret it. So he turned back to his friends and tried to join in on the conversation as he moved the brunettes angelic smiling face to the back of his mind where it wouldn't be able to taunt him.

Back at the Ed's table Double D was smiling and playing pretend. Pretending his lower back didn't sting as he sat. Pretending his long sleeves weren't covering rope burns and hand shaped bruises. Pretending his tie wasn't coving love-bites and hickeys.

He wanted for forget about those types of things when he was with his friends who still saw him as the image of a perfect student.

At some point Eddy had found out Edd was gay, and although there was a rift between them it filled in when Ed, not wanting conflict, trapped them in his disgusting room together. It was a challenge for Eddy to talk about his emotions and Double D still pretended to be a blushing virgin, but Eddy still knew more about him then anyone else. Except maybe Ed.

Every now and again Ed would say something that made the studious boy break out into a cold sweat for fear the lumpy giant knew something, but then he followed it up with something so asinine that there was no way that even if he knew, anyone else would ever pick up on it. It was scary to think of either of them knowing about his… extracurricular activities. Kevin knowing frightened him more then he'd like to admit, but he didn't seem like he knew what to say if he did want to tell someone.

Eddy was talking about the upcoming school dance, making jabs at Double D about a date all while simultaneously talking about tricking a girl into going with him.

"Oh- but don't worry. We'll try to get you a guy to go with. A booooyfriend. Ya'know because you like 'em that way. eh, ehh, ehhhh?" He winked and jabbed at him with an elbow. He put on a laugh and a blush and pushed the elbow away from a bruise that was forming from his very strenuous morning acctivities. He was going to reply when Ed piped in.

"Double D doesn't need any more boyfriends." He had a goofy look on his face.

"Whatcha mean Lumpy, 'any more' Sockhead ain't dating nobody."

"He has us Eddy and were all he needs. Right Double D? You just need us and Gravy. And maybe buttered toast. AND CHICKENS!" Ed threw his stinky arm over the dark hared boys shoulder and squeezed. Edd wanted to plug his nose but refrained and just smiled and nodded.

"Yeah yeah yeah. Friendship is magic and all that horse shit." He looked over and happened to find Kevin was staring right at them. Eddy had flipped him off but it looked like he didn't even notice. Kevin looked like he was staring at the sockhead. Double D noticed as well and mustered up all the sweetness and sugar in his body to smile at Kevin and he could tell it had the desired effect. Eddy looked at Double D and and saw him smile and wave and when he looked back at Kevin he had turned around and was frozen in his seat.

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When Kevin got to practice he was stressed and confused. He wanted to ask Chet what was going on but causing a scene is the last thing he wanted to do. He couldn't get ahold of him all day and he wondered if he would even show for practice after what he saw. He guessed if he couldn't talk directly to him, he could send him a bunch of texts until he gave in and spilled. But he'd rather not have to resort to doing something so annoying.

Luckily Chet was there. Red-faced and shamed whenever they locked eyes, but there. He decided he'd pull him aside after practice and he's sort this whole thing out. Maybe he'd even get an answer about what was up with the bi-polar geek.

During practice he'd managed to pull Chet aside and tell him that they were going to talk and if he didn't like that, well too fucking bad.

They managed to find a secluded spot after practice. And immediately the large blond man begged for Kevin not to tell anyone to the point where Kevin had to calm him down.

"Dude it's only a fuck, I'm not gay or nothing."

"Look dude, I really don't care if you're gay or straight or bi or whatever. I wanted to know if you were like… dating him or something. I wanted to let you know that I uh, support your decision and shit."

There was a long quiet pause with the two just awkwardly trying to assess the situation.

"I'm uh… not dating the dork." The linebacker blurted.

"Are you… gay?" Kevin asked. He was genuinely curious. He held no malice or disdain and Chet was suddenly glad that his Captain of all people was the one to have walked in rather than some of their less open teammates.

"Nah. I might be… Bi? I dunno, the scrawny little dweeb… he can be really sexy ya'know. I mean… it started out like I needed help with homework and then… and then he was flirty and sexy and I didn't really know what to do. I just sort of figured he was into me and even though I liked looking at his ass I didn't want to like date him. Then out of no where he just… seemed to be glaring at me while he was helping me with Chemistry and he just asked out of nowhere if I wanted to fuck. I said no at first and then he said 'No strings attached and a hole to put your cock in, I'm surprised you can say no' and well with an offer like that really how can you." Chet scratched the back of his head and seemed to look at everything but Kevin as he had his monologue.

Kevin was… floored to say the least. He never figured Edd would be so bold. But then what did he expect after that morning?

"So what about you?" Chet asked.

"What? What about me?" Kevin was worried where this might go.

"You seemed to have… liked what you saw. You also seem really open about this fucking a dude thing. Do you bat for the other team?" Kevin thought about lying but that would be shitty after the dish his teammate just served.

"Maybe. I mean when Nazz came out I thought 'what if I'm gay too?' Me and her were real close you know… I just thought if she's a Lesbian what if I'm gay… and well… Gay porn might have done something for me, but so did girls." He shrugged.

Chet made a face like he was gunna laugh. "Dude. I just want to let you know. I would never make a move on you."

Kevin looked Chet up in the gayest way he could. "Bitch please, I wouldn't let you." They both laughed uproariously. Like it was the funniest thing they ever said. Soon they were wiping tears from their eyes and trying to calm the pain in their sides from laughing so hard.

"So we cool?" Chet asked, hand out.

"We're cool." Kevin said shaking it.

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(A/N:) So that was the first chapter. Don't worry I'll get more into the Double D edd boy soon enough. I'm thinking theres going to be 4 chapters. But until my next upload au revoir mon petit pois.