Oh, This Twisted World Of Ours…
Ch.1- Yay!
Disclaimer- IF I owned Naruto and/or Fruits Basket…let's just say that neither would be best sellers anymore…
AN- What happens when Naruto and his friends are on a vacation and get sucked into a mirror? Yes, yes, strange things happen! And what happens if on the other side of that mirror happens to be the world of Tohru Honda and her friends from a certain fruits basket? Yes, yes! More strange things! Now, let's get this party started! Isn't' this going to be fun? Oh, and before I forget, a LOT of the characters will be out of character… it's more fun that way! Because I can control them! MUHAHAHAHAHA /cough/ Ahem…Enjoy! Oh, and please, please, PLEASE / puppy dog eyes/ review after you read! Well, I guess you could review before you read… but… /bonk/ Ow! What the heck…/picks up…a shoe…/ Where'd this shoe come from…/hears loud noises coming from behind her and looks back… to see an angry mob of Naruto and Fruits Basket characters with pitchforks and signs running after her…/ Well… uh…better start now… Bye /runs away screaming with an angry mob at her feet/
"Naruto!"
"Hai!"
"Sakura!"
"Hai!"
"Sasuke!"
"Hai!"
"Neji!"
"Hai!"
"Ino!"
"Hai!"
"Good! You are all here! You were all sent here for a very important mission! To go and find out what you can about a murdered old lady's home and why the murderers wanted so badly for the woman to be dead. The murderers have been caught though so don't worry about that. But unfortunately, they wouldn't talk and used a special jutsu to kill themselves so that they couldn't be questioned…And…" Tsunade-sama trailed off.
The five looked at her expectantly waiting.
"Haha! Just kidding. Us team leaders have just decided that certain people from the teams deserve a break from the missions, so we're sending you all to this resort with hot springs. But there are a few rules you must follow. One, no killing, hurting, maiming of any kind. Two, if there is something you must get through, you must all work together to get through it. And three…have FUN! You are all the most tense bunch of kids I have ever seen… well, except for Naruto…" Tsunade-sama trailed off again.
"Anyways, be packed by tomorrow morning and meet me here or you'll be left behind." Tsunade-sama finished as she made a hand signal and poofed away.
"…" Silence.
"YES!" screamed Naruto. "Finally, a break from these missions!"
Suddenly, the whole room (By the way, they're in a conference room in some building.) is filled with cheering and whistling. (Guess they aren't so tense after all…)
"Omigosh Ino! I can't believe this! We get to go to a HOT SPRING! I haven't been to one of those in years! This is going to be sooo much fun!" exclaimed an excited Sakura. (The two of them are best friends now. They settled their differences when it was discovered that neither liked Sasuke anymore. This is true with everyone. No one likes each other as a crush, but more like brother and sister.)
"I know! But /gasp/ we have to start packing! NOW!" Ino said as she and Sakura scrambled to get to their houses. "See ya tomorrow, everybody!" they chimed together.
"Aw, man. They're right! We hafta get packing now!" said Neji. Everyone said their good-byes and dashed to their houses to pack.
The next morning…
"Is everybody here? Say your name and I'll check you off." said Tsunade-sama.
"Sakura."
"Sasuke."
"Naruto."
"Ino."
"Neji."
"Good! Nobody was a party-pooper and skipped out on this! Now, I'm going to give each of you a map, since I know you'll fight with each other if I just give out one. This resort is owned by an old man and his wife, so don't expect much. It's still very nice though, and fairly new. And be nice to the old couple and tell them that Tsunade sends her love."
"Hai!" they said.
"Now git! All of you!" said Tsunade-sama as she made hand signals and disappeared.
"Hai!" they all said again and dashed off together to go find their resort.
AN- Tada! Cookies for me! I finished the chapter! Yay! Anyways, the angry mob didn't get me because I escaped and hid in this old shed…and… Oh crap…
Kyo (FB)- Get her!
Sasuke (N)- Yeah!
/grabs me and puts me on a chair and ties me to it/
Me- What did I ever do to you guys?
Sakura (N)- You write AN's that are way too long!
Me- Well… it's not my fault! You guys are the ones making it longer by tying me up!
Suddenly, all the characters are tied up and I'm free from the tied-up-ness!
Me- Hahaha! Anyways…/moans and complaints are heard/…SILENCE IN THE BACK!… Review please! And don't mind the people complaining in the background /smile/