A/N:Just so that Dan isn't the only one I make this story dedicated to him and his one true love. I am sorry but I hope this will be liked anyway. This is just for Dan because he can't just be left out.
I don't own Dan Howell or the other product in here, it would be kind of odd to own a person… wait that would be slavery, that's not odd, it's against the law.
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Dan Howell was in love. His one true love. He had been in love for as long as he could remember. Dan loves them so much he wouldn't know what to do without them. He had a secret shrine for them in his room. Dan couldn't live without his true love. Fore they were the sweetest kiss and the most delicious thing ever created. They. They wanted to take them away. They wanted to stop Dan's true love. Dan didn't let them though. They could not take what was his. He rebelled against them. He got all the youtubers to rebell. This put a spark in their hearts. Dan fought for his true love. Finally they continued Dan was once again with his true love. They could not separate him. The factory could never stop making Maltesers just because sales were down. Fore Dan was in love with these little chocolates. They were the sweetest kiss that always left behind the taste of chocolate and were so delicious. Dan will always have his true love, Maltesers.
A/N:Just a small short about Dan and his obsession with Maltesers. I hope he sees this but he probably won't. I think he would like this. I thought the twist ending was great. This wasn't Phan but Daltesers so yeah. Hope you enjoyed. Dan will never be separated from the great Maltesers.
Oh and I didn't know what Maltesers were until I moved to where I live now so I'll explain them to people who don't know. They are basicly Whoppers the candy but SSSSSSOOOOOOO much better. If you don't even know Whoppers you are missing out.