Disclaimer: Why do we even write these things? *ahem* Characters, settings, etc. (c) of J.K. Rowling. Obviously.

This is my first, but don't let that deter you. :)

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Just another day in Herbology, I didn't look forward to the study of the proper growth of a terradactyl, a sturdy plant slightly resembling a leafy bat. The young, although plump, Professor Sprout encouraged her students to get along with their projects, at which we easily complied.

"Hey mate," James nudged me in the arm. "That Abbot girl is looking at you again."

I gave the small blond Hufflepuff, a fellow sixth year, a sidelong glance. She certainly was cute, something I had noted before in the past couple weeks or so that she started taking interest in me. Her eyes were a startling stony blue, contrasting with her otherwise impish appearance. In short, she was my type of girl.

"Think she's done it long enough?" James murmured.

"Yeah, alright, I'm making my move," I declared. "While I'm gone, you might want to help Wormy," I added, nodding to Peter, whose terradactyl had taken a stubborn hold of his nose with its fangs.

"Okay mate, don't take too long," James said before I went off to stake my claim.

The Abbott girl caught sight of me approaching and immediately knocked her plant over. Seizing my golden opportunity, I met her on the floor as she bent down to retrieve the plant.

"You've been down here a lot lately, I've noticed."

She turned a furious scarlet. "I know, I can't seem to concentrate."

"I wonder why," I teased. She looked up, but only to gaze at my nose (not that I blame her, my nose is obviously quite gorgeous). I guided her chin with my finger until we made eye contact. "You're a pretty girl, you know. It's cute when you blush."

Her cheeks flushed as I fingered her robes. "You're sweet." She giggled. I knew I had her then.

"Black, Abbot, for Merlin's sake quit chatting each other up and plant your terradactyls!" Sprout shouted in exasperation.

"Sorry, Professor," we said in unison as we straightened up.

I began to walk back to my station, but I stopped and turned to the Abbott girl. "Hey, I didn't catch your name."

"Oh!" She seemed oddly startled. "It's Doreen, heh, Doreen Abbott."

I grinned, "Sirius Black." I couldn't help but notice some other girls eyeing me as I returned to James.

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The rest of the week in Herbology was spent secretly flirting from afar with Doreen. James was slightly irritated, as I paid less attention to our mischievous exploits and more to accumulating the girl's interest in me. By the time Friday's class was almost over, he yanked me to one side and demanded that I ask her out already. Naturally, I obliged, and met up with her as the students began filing out of the greenhouse, escorting her across the lawn.

"Hey, want to meet after classes? By Gregory the Barmy?"

"What?"

"Come on, it's a Friday, and I have a fantastic way to start your weekend."

"Oh, alright then," she agreed, somewhat apprehensive.

With that, I pecked her on the lips and strode off to class.

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Remus was the only one in the dormitory after classes, so I decided to play with his a bit before heading down to meet Doreen. I took off and tossed my robes on my bed, my tie not far behind. Admiring my manly physique in the full-length mirror, I turned to Remus and unbuttoned a single button at the top of my shirt.

"What do you think, Moony?" I asked. "Should I show some skin?"

Remus put down the book he was studying down on his lap, sighing, "What?"

"I said," I said, unbuttoning a second button. "D'ya think I ought to show a little something?" I unbuttoned two more and pulled my shirt down. "Perhaps a nipple?" I let him glance at my nipple before rolling his eyes and scoffing as he picked up his book.

"Get over yourself."

"Love you too, Moony," I replied before heading out the door.

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Within a few minutes, I found that I had walked myself to Gregory the Barmy's adjacent corridor. I peered around the corner to see an empty hall, wishing I had bothered to grab the Map. I leaned up against the wall for only a moment before Doreen came nearly skipping to where I was, her pace slowing once she caught sight of me. She gave a small wave before coming within a reasonable distance.

"Fancy meeting you here," I winked at her, making her giggle.

"Funny how that works out," She did some sort of prolonged girly shrug, clasping her hands together.

Leaning back against the wall, I held out a hand to her. Tentatively, she took it. I threaded my fingers through hers, piercing her eyes.

"Let's go," I said, teasing her suspense, quickly running from the direction I came from until I got to one of the hidden entrances to a secret passageway leading to Hogsmeade by a painting of a witch riding a giant flying banana. I casually half-waved to the lovely witch. She smiled rather admiringly and revealed the passageway for me. I ran down into the darkness with Doreen in tow and pulled out my wand, muttering "Lumos," as I looked around. Once I saw a shiny reflection, I whispered "Nox," and grabbed the handlebars of my prized motorcycle. I let the engine growl to life, the light flooding the passageway, and told Doreen to hop on. Her flabbergasted expression remained so even as she slipped on behind me and wound her hands around my waist.

"Hang on!" I yelled above the din, and I immediately took off, speeding along the underground passage until I noticed some bumps as we neared the entrance of the storm cellar near the Hog's Head. I pressed on, pulled up the bike, and broke right through the cellar doorway, barely registering Doreen's shriek of terror as we rose into the sky. While we gained altitude, her constricting grip relaxed a bit as she gasped in awe of the magnificent scene unfolding for her for the first time.

"Sirius," she barely whispered, tantalizingly so, into my ear. "Sirius, this is amazing."

I merely smiled to myself before I eased my motorcycle into a curving dip, barely skimming the tops of the trees of the Forbidden Forest.

"Where are we going?" She asked, being brought out of her hypnosis.

"You'll see," I teased. "Just hang tight."

I dropped steeply as we neared the lake, slowing down until I bumped down onto the bank. Doreen hopped off lightly and I parked my motorcycle before joining her at the lake's edge.

"This is just so…amazing," she started. "I haven't had any experience like it. My father never lets me fly."

"Are you kidding?" I nearly shouted incredulously. "Your father deprives you too much. And we're just getting started."

She looked at me with alarmed curiosity.

"Look out here," I said, putting my arm around her and pointing out to the vast body of water. "Do you see what I see?"

She seemed to study the lake's sparkling surface before answering. "Er, the lake?"

"Right…" I encouraged her and unbuttoned my shirt some. "And how can we put that to use?" Doreen became apprehensive as I pulled off my shirt, so I decided to help her along. "We swim in it, of course."

"Oh! Right." She stared in awe (rightfully so) as I kicked off my shoes. I smirked at her as I took off my trousers, leaving me only in my red boxer shorts.

"Come on, Doreen, you're embarrassing me," I winked and walked up to her. "Here, I'll help you."

I pulled off her robe and tossed it to one side. Taking the cue, she took off her tie before I helped her with the buttons on her blouse. Then, in unashamed earnestness, she pulled her blouse over her head, and as soon as her lips came back into view, I planted mine on them and warmly encircled her waist with my arms. In her shock, she shot back a bit, but just as suddenly filled with enthusiasm as she wrapped her arms around my neck. I let my hands slip down the curve of her bum, which she didn't seem to mind, so I pinched her.

"Sirius!" She squeaked in playful disapproval. I only smiled. She giggled despite herself as she folded her arms. A mischievous smile crept up on my face as her eyes widened until I bolted at her. Quickly, she responded by sprinting into the chilly water, somehow screaming in both horror and delight at the same time. I chased her (without trying too hard, I didn't want to catch her right away and ruin the fun) until I near tackled her when the water rose up to our knees.

"Fantastic, now my skirt and shoes are all wet!" I could tell she really wasn't all that disappointed.

"Well then," I said, mocking her tone, "I guess we'll have to take them off so they can dry!"

She made a face at me as she trudged out of the water to remove her squelching shoes and wring out her socks and skirt. I waited patiently for her to join me again, carefully not letting her catch me staring. Once she returned to my side, I briefly grasped her hand and suggested swimming out farther. She agreed as long as I didn't let her drown, and we swam in a leisurely fashion out onto the lake.

We didn't get far before I noticed her breathing heavily, so I stopped to just tread water. She immediately followed suit and I shifted over to peck her on the lips. She blushed.

"Have you ever taken a girl out here before?" She asked between breaths.

"No, you're the only one," which was mostly true. I had never ventured to this part of the lake with any of my former girlfriends. She heard what she wanted to hear either way.

"Do you always pick up random girls and make them fall in love with you as some sort of afternoon hobby?" Her inquiry seemed innocent enough to the untrained mind, although, I'm sure she was worried about all those rumors about me floating around. Yeah, I was the school stud, I couldn't help it.

"Of course not," I laughed. Again, I wasn't lying. I didn't always do it, and the girls were never random. I was much better and more methodical than that.

"Hey," she said. "Let's get back to shore. The giant squid still creeps me out, and I'm getting cold."

"Alright," I smiled inwardly and led her back to our spot on the bank. "I know a perfect way to warm you up."

Then well, you can guess what happened next.

Yep, I banged her.

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Author's Note: This first chapter is a little misleading, I'm not going to make Sirius out to be a total pervo throughout the story. I plan on making this more Marauder-y, at least more Sirius and Remus based. That is, if you want me to continue. :)