AN: this is an oneshot on how I think World War 3 is going to be started. The reason it's an oneshot is because I can't actually right horror, tragedy, or suspense… Actually I can't write at all. I suck at writing. Sad Face. And tis may turn into crack sorry… ENJOY~!
It was the year 2020 and all nations were relaxing. Well all except Germany, who was currently trying to get Italy to calm down.
"Italy, it's just a cat"
"Ve~, but-but, DOITSU~! Its eating me! I'm too young to die!"
"Zen put the cat down." Germany tried to instruct, his patient is running thin.
"AHHH! GERMANY HELP ME! THE CAT! IT HURTS SOO MUCH! GET IT OFF! DOITSU~!"
"ITALY! JUST PUT ZE DAMN CAT DOWN!"
"Ve~?oh that's a good idea!" Italy exclaimed , as he put the cat down, "Germany look, I'm alive~!"
"Yes I can see zat," he said rubbing his forehead "now can ve get back to training?"
"Doitsu, I'm so happy, Ve~! Italy said as he ran to hug him.
"Italy! Get off!"
"Ve~Ve~Ve~Ve~Ve!"
"Get off!"
"OI! PATATO BASTARD! GET OFF MY FRATELLO!"
"Romano? Vhat are you doing here?"
"Protecting mio fratello from you! Get off him!"
"Ve~ Fratello~!" Italy got off Germany and ran to stand in front of Romano "Ve~ Romano! I had so much fun! Germany helped me and made me feel better!"
"…"
"it's not vhat y-"
"PATATO BASTARD WHAT DID YOU MIO FRATELLO!"
"N-Nothing!"
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! THIS IS THE START OF WORLD WAR 3!"
"Now Romano, you don't have to do zis!"
"For taking advantage of my brother I will kill you!"
And Romano did win. It was him, Spain, America, England, Russia, Belarus, and China verses Germany, Japan, Austria.
Now Germany owes Romano millions on trillions of dollars, lets just say Germany will never again touch Italy… Or not until another 1000 years.
THE END!
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