A/N: The first story by X0TsukikoxKissedxAxVampire0X has finally been created!!!
Ashlo: yay i'm so excited!!! ....even tho everyone's probably gonna hate it. XD
Melo: if they hate it I'm gonna' cry Tsuki *eyes tear up*
Ashlo: *pats Asa's head* there there, does it really matter? we don't need them :D
Melo: or do we....?
Ashlo: if we do then we're screwed
Melo: you thought of this randomness when you were bored so it's your fault :P
Ashlo: but you helped so it's still kinda your fault :P
Melo: whatever, no one's probably reading this anyway so just say what's up and let's end this quick and painlessly...i hope :-S
Ashlo: fine then. *sigh* me and my little friend here randomly thought of this and figured 'yay fanfiction would gladly let people see how awful our ideas are' so here it is. love it, hate it, watever.
Melo: we like flames so send as many as you want :D
Ashlo and Melo: Disclaimer: We don't own Ouran or any of it's characters. We just own Asami, Tsukiko, and any other extras that we throw in later...if we add any at all.
"Ugh, dude, there isn't a single place in this school that isn't swarming with rich snobs," said a tall girl with cream skin and long light-brown hair as she walked down the hall with her friend.
"Well Tsuki what did you expect? I mean it is a school day and this is their school so…" said a shorter girl with long wavy brown hair and caramel skin. Her friend just sighed in response.
It was the girls' first day at the prestigious Ouran High School but because they had arrived early the principal suggested they get more familiar with the building. They'd seen just about everything, save for the north hallway. Since the girls had some free time after school they agreed to look at what ever they missed then.
Currently, the girls were headed to their homeroom: First Year Class A.
Stopping in front of the door, both girls took a deep breath and then walked into the classroom.
"OK class, we have two new foreign exchange students from America. Please give them your attention as they introduce themselves," the teacher said as the two girls stood at the front of the classroom, sizing everyone up. Both sets of eyes lingered on the twins and the cute brunette before looking back at each other. The girls had a silent conversation about the three interesting boys but to others they were merely glancing at one another(1).
Finally, the taller of the two began the introduction with a slight tint of pink on her cheeks from shyness. "Konichiwa. I'm Ashlee but please refer to me as Yume Tsukiko. It's a pleasure to meet you all." Tsukiko gave a curt bow before the other girl started introducing herself.
"Konichiwa! I'm Melissa, but please just call me Yume Asami. Nice to meet you," Asami said a bit more cheerfully than Tsukiko before bowing. "If there's anything you want to know about us feel free to ask." With that said, the two girls sat down in the back of the room behind the twins.
Asami was curious as to why the twins hadn't turned around and asked them questions. Usually, people couldn't wait to interrogate the new kids.
Tsukiko was curious too, but didn't press it. She knew that they were probably stuck-up pretty boys that didn't give a crap about anyone but themselves. With looks like that though who could blame them?
"I hate this frilly dress," Asami grumbled.
"You chose to wear it," Tsukiko replied in a low voice.
"Well yeah but I didn't think it would be this freakin' poofy!" Asami whined patting the dress down.
"Fine then, how 'bout we jazz it up later?" Tsukiko suggested, winking.
"Yay!" Asami silently clapped in excitement.
**
So, later that day once class had ended the girls were assaulted with dozens of questions. They were getting bored fast but continued answering anyway.
"So why'd you guys come to Japan?" asked one girl.
"Because I've been dieing to go since I was little," Tsukiko said in a monotone voice, "But I couldn't leave Asa there by herself so I dragged her here with me."
Asami just nodded knowingly in agreement.
"So Tsukiko, why are you wearing a boy's uniform? If you think it's cool it's not. The boy uniform doesn't flatter you at all," said one particularly rude girl in a tone that sounded sweet but was obviously false. The girls behind her just snickered.
Tsukiko gave her a deadly glare. Anyone who knew better could tell that what the girl had said roughly translated to: 'I run things around here so don't try taking the spotlight. And by the way, I think you're ugly looking'.
"Well, if you must know, I refused to wear that hideously girly dress. And don't go jumping to conclusions." Tsukiko stuck her tongue out in a very 'mature' manner before standing and grabbing her things.
A few gasps were heard throughout the room and the red headed snob had a surprised look on her face. Asami just rolled her eyes.
"Asa," Tsukiko said, all malice completely out of her voice, "let's go, I wanna' finish looking at the school."
Brushing past the surprised girl with deep red hair, the new student walked out of the classroom.
"Ashlee, people are gonna' think you're a bitch and you're not gonna' make any friends," Asami whispered harshly in English as they walked down the hall.
"So? Never stopped me before," Tsukiko shrugged. "Plus, it's not like I care what people think anyways. I came here to enjoy Japan with my best friend; not to make new friends."
"Whatever."
They continued walking in silence, brown eyes flickering around the hall, admiring the scenery. Then Asami suddenly snapped her fingers.
"Oh yeah, dude," she said excitedly, "did you see those twins? They were gorgeous!"
Tsukiko nodded knowingly, and laughed at how excited her friend was. The twins had creamy skin and beautiful emerald eyes. The only real difference between the two was the part in their orange hair.
"Of course I saw them and heck yes! But did you see the brunette? He may not have been gorgeous but he was really cute; exactly my type," Tsukiko replied with a wink.
"Oh whatever Tsuki, I'd pick the twins over him any day." Asami stuck her tongue out, childishly. Tsukiko just shrugged.
"True. Two twins together sounds fun, especially at the same time." The taller girl grinned and winked at her friend.
"Ew, you're such a perv!"
"You know that would be awesome."
"Hey, your words, not mine."
"Whatever."
**
After walking through the area the girls hadn't seen they were making their way out when Asami stopped. "Hey have we been in here yet?"
Tsukiko glanced at the door her friend was pointing at with a quirked eyebrow.
"No. It's vacant, remember?"
"Well then let's go in anyway."
"For what?"
"Because. …Who knows, maybe we could use it some other time or whatever." Asami grabbed the door handle. "Open it with me!"
"Ugh fine, fine," Tsukiko said grabbing the other handle of the double-doors. "On three."
"One...Three!"
They opened the doors and an unnecessarily bright light blinded the girls. Tsukiko hissed.
"God, is it bright enough!? I feel like a freakin' vampire for real!(2)" Tsukiko said extremely annoyed. Then to top it off, rose petals came pouring through the door.
"What the heck is that about? Roses(3), seriously? Where are they even coming from?" Asami asked as dozens fell on her open hands.
"Maybe we'd know if it wasn't so gosh darn bright!"
"Welcome," came a chorus of velvety smooth voices. The boys who had said the greeting couldn't help but sweat-drop at what the girls were saying.
"Ugh, I'm seeing spots," Tsukiko said lifting her glasses so she could rub her eyes.
"I know, same here," Asami groaned also rubbing her eyes.
Once the girls' vision cleared up, they got to get a good look at the bishounen standing in the room.
In the middle of the group was a tall upper classman with blond hair, blue eyes, and pale skin. Next to him was another upper classman with black hair and dark brown eyes that were being covered by glasses. To the other side of the blond were the three students from the Yume's class. And finally, next to the guy with glasses was a much taller brunette, with a blond that had to be an elementary student resting on his shoulders.
Tsukiko and Asami glanced at each other and had yet another silent conversation about how hot the guys were.
"Hikaru, Kaoru," the boy with glasses said flatly, addressing the twins, "these are the new students in your class correct?"
"Yeah but we don't really know much about them." The girls were startled at how the twins managed to say that in unison.
"I see…" the brunette responded, scribbling something onto the clipboard in his hand.
"Ah, so these are the exchange students I've heard so much about," the blond said, rising from his thrown and walking over to stand in front of the girls. Then he bowed slightly before taking both girls hands in his. "Well, welcome to Ouran. It must be so difficult for you moving to a different country, and on top of that you're commoners in a rich school. It must've taken a lot for you to get in so I commend you for your efforts, and welcome you to our Host Club."
Both girls looked at him in disbelief when he said that this was a host club. Then they were totally embarrassed as they realized what their going in there implied. They both simultaneously blushed and snatched their hands away.
"Am I not your type? Well then don't fret; we have anything your heart desires. Do you like the Lolita type? The Wild type? The Cool type? The Little-devil type? Or maybe the Natural type?" He pointed to each boy in turn, going down the row. "Or maybe you're just playing hard to get?"
He leaned in close to the girls and gently caressed their cheeks. Their faces turned a deep crimson from the closeness, but Tsukiko couldn't help but be annoyed. He didn't even know them!
She firmly grabbed his wrist and gave the best glare she could manage while blushing. Thrusting his hand away with a good amount of force she said, "Don't touch me."
Then out of no where the little blond popped up and latched onto Asami's arm.
"Are you guys the new members of the Host Club?"
"Ah-No. We were just looking around the school. What kinda' question is that anyway?" Asami replied, totally absorbed in his cuteness.
"Haruhi is the only other commoner at this school and he was immediately adopted into the Host Club," the twins answered while placing their hands on the head of the brunette standing next to them.
"Tsukiko-san, Asami-san, please don't mind them. Why don't you sit with me and the rest of my costumers so we can get to know each other?"
The girls wanted to refuse because it was kind of awkward for them to be in there, but they dared anyone to say no to that smile that Haruhi gave them.
"Why does that little blond one have a bunny?" Asami whispered to her friend as they trailed behind Haruhi.
"You're asking me?" Tsukiko said as clueless as Asami. "I think he's only in like the 4th grade." Asami nodded in response.
"Please have a seat" Haruhi said gesturing to the seats across the table from him.
Immediately after the three sat down the door burst open and again dozens of roses came flowing out.
"Again with the freakin' roses?" Tsukiko mumbled.
"Haruhi-kun!!!!!" came a chorus of squeals.
"My costumers," the brunette explained as he poured a cup of tea. "Tea?"
"Sure?" Asami asked more than answered.
"I'm fine," Tsukiko answered absently.
Dozens of girls came rushing through the door and gathered around Haruhi.
"Aren't you the foreign exchange students?" a girl with coal black hair asked.
"Yes. From America, but you've probably heard," Asami answered.
"Oh, well, actually someone said otherwise. …Yes, it was Europe I believe." Tsukiko rolled her eyes while Asami sweat-dropped.
"So how old are you girls?"
"I'm 15 and Asa is 16," Tsukiko said the way an actress says her lines. Her head was resting on her hand and she was in a slouched position against the arm of the seat.
As the Tsukiko continued to answer questions – some from Haruhi – Asami allowed her eyes to wander.
Tsukiko was very observant of Haruhi and the other girls, but Asami was more observant of her surroundings.
Suddenly, Asami found other pairs of eyes – four to be exact - staring back at her from behind a couch, and then disappear. Plus, she could feel two other pairs watching their table from different locations in the room.
Asami caught Tsukiko's eye as she saw what her friend was looking at. Four eyes popped back out and were hidden immediately as they saw they'd been spotted.
"Just act like you didn't recognize," Tsukiko whispered under her breath so only Asami would hear. Asami nodded slightly so that only her friend would notice and began busying herself with fluffing her already fluffy dress.
Asami noticed Tsukiko was staring at Haruhi intently. Then Tsukiko shook her head, biting back a gasp as her cheeks tinted pink.
"Nani?" Asami asked.
Haruhi unleashed a brilliant smile to one of her costumers, oblivious to what the girls were doing, while Tsukiko began mumbling 'It's not possible' over and over again.
"Omigod, what?!" Several heads turned her way. Thinking fast, she quickly jammed a cookie into her mouth. "Uh…omigod, what kind of cookies are these? It's driving me crazy!"
"They're Chips Ahoy. A commoner food brought in by Haruhi." The tall black haired bishounen explained while adjusting his glasses.
"…Oh," Asami said looking at the cookie as her face turned red. Tsukiko rolled her eyes. Smooth Asami, real smooth.
"Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Ohtori Kyouya. Second Year Class A."
"It's a pleasure," Tsukiko said dismissively but politely. "Well…Ohtori-senpai, would you please excuse us."
"Certainly." Kyouya gave a curt bow.
Tsukiko grabbed her friend by the arm, pulling her roughly behind her.
"Ow-Ouch!" Asami said rubbing her arm.
"Sorry," Tsukiko apologized absently, "but there's something completely off about this Host Club and I'm pretty sure I figured out what." Asami looked at her expectantly.
"OK Asa listen very carefully, because I know how things go in one ear and out the other with you and I'm not gonna' repeat myself."
"Wait me first!" Asami interrupted. "I was looking around right, and I think that the Host Club members are gay. I mean, they were all staring at Haru-" She was stopped by Tsukiko's hand clamping over her mouth.
"Listen! They're not gay. Haruhi is a…a…a girl!"
"Oh. My. Gosh!" Asami said through the hand covering her mouth. Then she started laughing abruptly.
"What?"
"Omigod, you thought she was cute Tsuki! That's freakin' hilarious dude!"
"What I didn't know any better!" Tsukiko said blushing, "And so what? She is pretty."
"How do you guys know that she's a she!?" the older blond asked coming out of nowhere, obviously eavesdropping.
"It really wasn't that hard to figure out with you guys drooling over her," Tsukiko said, smirking at the blush that spread across the boy's face.
"I wasn't 'drooling' over her! I'm her daddy and I was just making sure she was okay with you strangers."
Both girls dead-panned at the 'daddy' comment, but didn't say anything…or rather couldn't as the twins walked in from nowhere.
"Suuure you weren't mi lord," Kaoru said.
"Yeah you took the longest to figure it out," Hikaru added.
"Tama-chan you did take the longest," the little blond said cheerfully.
"Does anyone not eavesdrop around here?" Tsukiko asked annoyed.
"I'm not that dense am I?" the older blond asked suddenly.
"Um, yeah Tamaki you are actually," Hikaru responded, causing Tamaki to run into a dark corner, sit there, and weep.
"Does he always do that?" Asami asked.
"Yep," all the Host Club members said.
"It's not a big deal. So you know my secret," she said shrugging.
"Asa-chan, Asa-chan, are you ok!?" he asked referring to the vacant look on her face.
"I think she's zoned out Hunny," the twins answered in unison.
"That seriously freaks me out," Tsukiko and Asami said together, referring to the twins talking in unison. Then they glanced at each other and laughed.
"Wait a sec, who gave you permission to call her Asa!?" Tsukiko demanded, referring to what Hunny had said earlier. No one was allowed to steal the nicknames she gave her friend!
Hunny looked up at her like he was about to cry, so Asami patted his head gently. "There, there little one. As long as you don't call me that Tsuki won't hurt you. How 'bout we think of a different nickname later?"
"Yay! …I want cake Haru-chan!" Hunny said abruptly changing the subject.
"You just ate it."
"I want more!" Hunny said, pouting with puppy-dog eyes
"Fine, I'll bake you another one."
"Awww you're so cute Hunny-kun! I'll bake one for you too!" Asami exclaimed cheerfully.
"Baking Party!" the twins said simultaneously. Tsukiko rubbed her temples.
"Gosh that's annoying," both Yume's said at the same time. They looked at each other, smiling at the irony of it. The twins just grinned at each other.
"Tsuki, can I go bake with Haruhi-chan and Hunny-kun?!" Asami asked, excitedly, giving her friend a puppy-dog-pout. Tsukiko caved almost immediately.
"Ugh fine, go. I'm gonna' go write or something so let me know when you're done, OK?"
"Yay, thanks! I'll bring you some cake when we're done okies?" She gave her friend a quick squeeze before bounding of to the back of the room where a kitchen was conveniently located.
(1)- we can actually do that :D
(2)- Ashlo loves vampires so thats what she meant by 'vampire for real', and the brightness is referring to how in the anime when ever the door is opened an extremely bright light shines through
(3) same thing; on the anime when ever the door opens rose petals cascade out of the room
A/N: Next chapter is coming very soon! You know you're curious :P
Melo: Thank gosh that's finally over!
Ashlo: Wow that was such a random place to leave off, ne?
Melo: So? it couldn't possibly make them hate it more than they already do :D
Ashlo: Or maybe it did.......only one way to find out!
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Ashlo and Melo: Ja-ne! See you next time!!!!! XD