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A/N: Hey peoples. It been quite a while since I've posted. Haha. I've been...busy. Anyways. Here's the J drabble! I had trouble with this, but I found a way around writing a lemon. LOL Sorry to the peoples who like lemons. Hehe.
Jam
"Mione? What is this?" Draco asked, holding up a jar of jam. Hermione just stared at him in shock for a moment. Two moments. Three moments. Before she burst laughing.
Draco just pouted and crossed his arms like a child. Hermione eventually sobered up and addressed Draco's question with a question of her own, "You seriously don't know what jam is?"
Draco shook his head. "Nope. But I will once you tell me."
"You really don't know what jam is! Oh wait until Harry hears about this!"
"Don't you dare tell Potter anything! Just tell me what this is!" He demanded, picking up the jar of jam in his hands and examining it in his hands. Hermione raised an eyebrow.
"This," She started, grabbing the jar our of Draco's curious hands, "is jam. It's basically fruit preservatives. It is fruit that is either cut up into pieces or crushed."
Draco wrinkled his nose in disgust, "Eww. No wonder the house elves never made it for us. It sounds like baby food." Hermione giggled at Draco's comment.
"Well…It's not! Uggh. It's hard to explain! Here! Eat it with bread," Hermione grabbed a piece of bread and spread some jam on it, handing it to Draco.
"No. I don't want to eat it!" Draco complained, pushing the bread away. Hermione rolled her eyes and sighed.
"But I ate your caviar…" She whined.
"Well caviar is refined and exquisite. It's not baby food," Draco scoffed.
"I only ate it because you..." Hermione trailed off, trying to think of the right words, but failing.
"I what" Draoc questioned, a smug smile placed on his lips.
"You seduced me into it!" Hermione exclaimed, pouting much like Draco had done.
"Well to bad," Draco answered haughtily. Suddenly, a wicked grin broke out on Hermione's face.
"Fine then," she whispered seductively, biting into the piece of bread and licking off the excess jam. "It's all for me." She grabbed the jam and headed to their room.
Draco just stared after her…
"Well..unless you want to join me," Hermione called over her shoulder.
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