Victoria is my OC. I was gonna use her for another story I was gonna write but then once I started writing it I realized it was terrible. So now Victoria is ruling over this fic. Cuz she's cool like that.
The Ultimate Avengers Truth or Dare Game
Natasha: Why are we here?
Victoria: Because I said so and in this version of reality, I'm queen! So do as I say, cuz I can manipulate reality to do whatever I want it to. I already entered your names into this handy-dandy app I have, so let's see who goes first!
Tony: Hey! I have no say in this. I don't wanna be here!
Victoria: Shut up Tony!
Steve: I hate my life
Victoria: Shut up Captain Spandex!
Bruce: Don't be so mean
Victoria: Fine.
Clint: Why did you agree with him but not Tony or Steve?
Victoria: Cuz I really don't want the Hulk to show up, kay? Now, Natasha is, according to my iPod, going to go first. Truth or dare?
Natasha: Do I have to?
Victoria: TRUTH OR DARE
Natasha: FINE. Dare!
Victoria: Haha! Do ten sit ups!
Natasha: *Does ten sit ups in like 3 seconds*
Everyone else: *minds blown*
Victoria: Woah. That was fast. Anyway, let's see who's next… Captain Spandex!
Steve: My name is Steve. I don't like the name Captain Spandex!
Victoria: Shut up! Truth or dare?
Steve: *Slightly frightened of Victoria* T- truth
Victoria: Chicken. The question is, who is your best friend?
Steve: Uhhhhhhhhhh…..
Victoria: We don't have 70 years to wait for you, dude. GET ON WITH IT!
Steve: Fine! Tony.
Victoria: *snicker*
Tony: Shut up
Victoria: Oooooh, getting a little defensive are we?
Steve and Tony (at the same time): NO!
Clint: Jinx!
Victoria: Shut up! Anyway, next victim… uhh, player, is… HAWKEYE!
Clint: Karma's a bitch.
Victoria: Shut your trap! Anyway, truth or dare?
Clint: Dare, I'm not a chicken… like some walking flag replicas I know
Steve: Hey!
Victoria: Alrighty mister bow and arrow, you have to… OOH! OPEN DARE! WE GET TO DECIDE YOUR DARE! Get out of the room mister!
Clint: But there's no exits and we're in one big room already!
Victoria: *snaps fingers, miniature soundproof room appears in upper left corner of big room* Okay, now get in there while we decide your fate… MUAHAHA!
Clint: This sucks *goes into little room, gets auto-locked in*
Victoria: Shut up! Anyway, what shall we do to him?
Natasha: *grins evilly* I know! I know!
Victoria: What?
Natasha: Dare him to sing a Justin Bieber song! He hates Bieber even more than the rest of us do collectively. It'll be perfect… and just like he said, he isn't a chicken, so he'll HAVE to do it!
Victoria: I like the way you think, Black Widow! *snaps fingers and soundproof room disappears*
Clint: *walks back over to group* Ok, what torture do you have in store for me now?
Victoria: SING JUSTIN BIEBER!
Clint: OH NO NO NO NO OH PLEASE NO NOT THAT!
Victoria: Oh yes that! Now sing, now!
Clint: *sings Baby by Justin Bieber*
Natasha: *laughs maniacally* Your singing is horrible but it's so worth it! The look on your face…
Bruce: I hate my life
Steve: Hey, me too! High five
Steve and Bruce: *high five to hating life*
Victoria: Alright now calm down all you idiots, its Captain America's turn… AGAIN!
Steve: I hate my life twice as much as I did a minute ago
Victoria: Truth or dare!
Steve: Truth
Victoria: Okay, who's your least favorite person?
Steve: Uhhhhh… Tony
Tony: I'm your best friend and least favorite person? How?
Steve: I don't know, you just are?
Victoria: *whispering in Natasha's ear* They just totally shared a moment right there
Natasha: *whispering in Victoria's ear* The hell they did
Victoria: Time for a new contestant! Next up… BRUCE. HAHAHAHAHAHA
Bruce: I really hate my life
Victoria: Truth or dare?
Bruce: Ugh. Truth.
Victoria: OKAY. Question is, What is your best physical feature?
Bruce: What, besides my inner rage monster?
Victoria: Yeah, duh. Besides the obvious.
Bruce: My nerdy look of awesome nerdyness.
Victoria: NERD BUDDY!
Bruce: You freak me out
Victoria: Okay okay. Fine. Next victim! THOR! Where's Thor? Oh crap I forgot he's on Asgard *snaps fingers, Thor appears*
Victoria: Truth or dare?
Thor: Huh?
Bruce: *whispers in Thor's ear* Just run with it
Thor: Uhhhh… Dare? Is this some Midgardian game?
Victoria: Yes yes it is. Now, when I tell you what your dare is, you must do what it says or be called… CHICKEN!
Thor: No! Even that is an Asgardian insult! What must I do?
Victoria: Tell a non-player that you have to use the toilet. Well, looks like I'll have to do more conjuring for this one… *snaps fingers, random person appears*
Thor: *walks over to freaked out stranger* I MUST USE THE TOILET!
Random person: *faints, disappears from this reality*
Victoria: Nice one, Thor. Anywhoodles, IRON MAN IT'S YOUR TURN!
Tony: Aww and I was just about to figure out how to bust us out of this mess
Victoria: Well too bad for you. Truth or dare, hmm?
Tony: Dare!
Victoria: Okay! Heh heh it says here you have to stick a long piece of toilet paper in the back of your pants and if someone points it out to you you must look genuinely surprised! Heh!
Tony: Okay, now I agree with Steve and Bruce. Life sucks.
Victoria: DO IT
Tony: FINE. *sticks toilet paper in pants* But who's going to point it out?
Victoria: Someone. *snaps fingers, Avengers plus self suddenly appear in New York's Central Park, scaring some pidgeons* I Avenger-proofed the whole park so you all can't get out. Tony, go walk around.
Tony: *grumbles and does as is told*
Random person #2: Tony Stark! Hah! Tony Stark has toilet paper sticking out of his pants!
Tony: *turns around, pulls off genuinely surprised look* I had no idea
Victoria: *snaps fingers, Avengers plus self back in big room sitting on floor again* Tony, you look so. embarrassed. HAHAHA
Tony: SHUT UP YOU STUPID GIRL
Victoria: What did you call me?
Tony: *backs off* Uhh, nothing.
Victoria: Thought so. *shakes iPod* OOH! ANOTHER OPEN DARE! This time for…
TO BE CONTINUED! HOPE YOU ALL LIKE IT! Please feel free to submit open dares for any character you like! And just to let you all know, I did actually enter the Avenger's names into my Truth or Dare iPod app, so these results are real. I really must be crazy. PLEASE REVIEW
PS VICTORIA SAYS HI TO EVERYONE!
PPS Apparently, the mods on this site saw something wrong with my little fic! They deleted it and banned me from posting for like 3 days. I think it had something to do with that I self-inserted myself into my fic. So I put in Victoria, since my other fic with her in it fell through. Happy now, mods? I sure hope so.
PPPS What the hell... this is the fourth time I've had to post this! Please, mods, if you're going to take it off again can you tell me why? PLEASE. This isn't funny. Really, I checked the guidelines, it's within the rules as I interpreted them, please don't take it off again.