Note: Written in response to all the fan fiction where Will is a jerk.

Personally, I like Will. He reminds me of my dad a little bit. They're from the same city and…that's pretty much it.

Xxx

I don't understand why you all hate me.

This 'fan fiction' can be funny sometimes, but why do I always leave? I love my fiancée and I love my son. Henry is my life. I wouldn't leave them just because I'm homesick and I would never cheat. JJ is all I need. I like DC. The weather isn't what I'm used to, but I can deal with it. I have a job here. I work from home so I can watch Henry. JJ and I are happy. The wedding is in a few months.

And even if things did go wrong, she would never leave me for someone on the team.

Having her get with Emily, while it makes a pretty picture, will never happen. Emily is not JJ's type and I am sure she isn't JJ's. Anyway, anyone with eyes can see that Emily has feelings for Hotch.

And the stories where JJ cries into Hotch's arms are just weird. She has told me her self that she does not find him appealing in any way. And he has feelings for Emily.

Rossi? Really? Rossi? He's old enough to be her father of God's sake!

Reid? I know he has a crush on her, but she sees him as a little brother. And you don't run off to Vegas with your brother, do you?

Maybe Morgan. He's a good guy and I know he would take care of JJ and Henry. But she would never run away with him and he would never get rid of me to get to her. That would be the only way they would get together.

Y'all are going to start writing stories where I die, aren't you?

*Gets hit by a bus*