"Welcome all!" says Chris Maclean as he jumps down from a helicopter onto a wooden dock. "My name is Chris Maclean, and you're watching the hottest reality show on television! That's right! You thought it wouldn't happen, but it did! We're coming back for season 7! Sadly, this is the final season! But we're going to make sure this is the best one! So, we're compiling all of our previous cast members, from the old TDI cast to the TDROTI cast to the new TDPI cast! That's right! We are going to give all of these losers one final chance to prove to the world that they are the absolute Total Drama Champion!"
Chef Hatchet jumps out of the same helicopter, along with a lot of interns. The helicopter's blades whip up Chris' hair. "I look beautiful, don't I Chef?" Chris asks Chef. Chef grunts. Chris frowns.
"You might recognize where I am," Chris continues. "That's right. We're bringing it back to Camp Wawanakwa, which is located somewhere in Muskoka, Ontario. I'm your host, Chris Maclean, and this is Total Drama- wait. Not yet. There's still a lot of introduction to be done."
Chris clears his throat and continues. "Now you might remember how in Total Drama All-Stars that there was a little problems in the final episode and, well, basically the island blew up. That's why for season 6 we moved to Pahkitew Island. But that island got destroyed, because it was technically artificial and got hacked and well, um. Moving on..."
Chris walks along the dock as he continues talking. "We were able to salvage this old island a little. There's still a little land, but not much, and so everything is all swampy. But we took the time to renovate it. Even if it's another artificial island. Haha. So yeah. We're adding forests and docks like this one and new challenges. Man, this last season is gonna be spectacular!"
The helicopter throws out a thick silver briefcase, and then flies away. Chris catches the case. "This right here," he says. "Is 10 million dollars!" That's right. The winner will get this money! Now, let me tell you something. All of the winners in the past never actually won any money. I just took all of it away! That's why even winners of the seasons come back to new ones. These contestants are mad. But in this finale, I actually will give them this money. You see, I spent a bunch of my savings on a mansion with an awesome car and a pool and all this great stuff. The money I have remaining, I'm going to give it away to one lucky person. And let me tell you. That lucky person will want to win. They'll have the drive to. The mental and physical and emotional strength. They'll want it more than anyone, because stakes are much larger than any other season. Who will come out on top? I don't know. You'll just have to see for yourself in the epic finish to the Total Drama series, here, on Total, Drama, FINALE!