Rocket Power Death

Disclaimer: Don't own it, don't want too.



Hullo there peoples! Welcome to Rocket Power Death! As you might've guessed, I nurture a deep hatred toward this idiotic show (partly since more people watched it instead of Zim), so now the entire cast must pay, with their miserable lives! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Reggie: ::walks in:: Hi! ::waves hand::

Otto: ::walks in:: Hi Reg! ::waves hand:: Where is the rest of the gang?

Reggie: I don't know, and I don't care!

Otto: Gnarly, dude!

Me as Weird Voice (AKA WV): Well, hello there!

Otto and Reggie: Hi!!!!!

WV: Guess what?

Both R & O (Reggie and Otto): What?

WV: I get to kill u!

O: Awesome, dude! But first, can surf my last surf, which'll be really bad, like the rest of my surfing that people had the nerve to call "good"?

WV: Er, yeah. And then you'll fall of your surfboard, get eaten alive, and then drown in the shark's guts. Sound all right with you?

O: Sure, dude!

R: What about me though? I wanna die!

WV: I'll take care of u later.

R: Fine, but can I watch Otto die?



WV: Be my guest. Nobody will really miss him, will they?

R: Nope. Raymando (whatever the heck his name is) won't mind a bit. In fact, I'm pretty sure the only reason we're allowed to do all these stupid sports is that we "accidentally" might get killed.

O: HEY! I'm waiting to die here!

WV: Ready?

O: Well DUH, dude!







All: ::walk onto beach::

O: Hey, how did this get here?

WV: Shush you!

O: Fine, dude! Okaaaaaaaaayyyy! Where's my surfboard, dude?

R: ::grins evilly:: Here you go, dude.

O: Neat! ::takes surfboard, goes out into ocean:: ::surfs:: Hey, look, dude! A big fish that looks kind of like a shark, but since I'm so stupid, I'm gonna say it's a big fish! :falls off:: ::shark attacks him:: Hey, look, dude! There's like, red stuff coming out of my leg! ::shark swallows O whole:: ::inside shark's stomach:: Hey, where's my surfboard and my leg, dude? WoW! I can't, like, what do u call it again?

WV: Breathe? ::grins evilly::

O: Yeah, that's it, dude! Gnarly! I'm dying! ::dies::

And That was the Sad, Sad, Sad, Sad, Tale of Stupid Otto's death. Now Time for Reggie!!!

How will Reggie die?

WILL she die?

Well, DUH!

If I get at least one review (or less) I'll write the next chapter!

So click the stupid review box!

Oh yeah, first story so, may not be very good.