Kaito was a lonely eighteen years old, he had a brother but that would not fill the void of emptiness that plagued his aching heart; he decided to go to the pet store. He got on his bicycle that was white; he painted words across it that said Orbital 7. He then road off to the pet store and smiled as he walked inside. "Hey you got any cool animals?" he asked
The pet store owner said "Heck yeah we do! We got snakes, we got cats—" but then Kaito told the shop worker to shut up because he could find his own pet. He walked away and looked around and saw a yellow bird staring at him. It squawked at him and he yelled, "Don't look at me you piece of shit!" and he punched the cage and it squawked louder. The clerk ran over and said, "That is a rare yellow petcock bird called Mizael."
Kaito nodded his head "It looks like a piece of shit…" and he reached over and stuck his hand in the cage because he wanted to pet the bird and say he was sorry even though he wasn't sorry. He pets the bird on the head and it got mad and bit his finger so he punched the bird. The bird got scared and released a mound of white out of its butt. "Nasty got any cooler pets?"
The clerk said, "Sir you said you didn't need my help—" and Kaito replied, "I'm good." And he walked away and found a cat with soft furry fur; it was staring at him longingly.
"What's that little fuckers name?" Kaito asked and the clerk replied "Christopher." And Kaito said "I'll take him, if I spray him with water will he become a neko man?" and the clerk said, "What do you think this is an anime?" Kaito said yeah he did.
Kaito felt a special connection with this cat; he smiled "Sup babe." He leaned forward and kissed his cat and said "I love this cat, oh my god, Christopher… cat.. Chriscat!"
Kaito grinned, "I told you dad I was into pussy!" and he hugged Chris tightly, his soft fur, so soft, so soft warm kitty cat. "Dude you going to buy cat or not?" Clerk asked. Kaito said "Yeah and I'll take the bird I killed to feeed to Chris." He took the Mizael out the cage.
Kaito held the Mizael in his hand and shoved it into Chris' mouth and Chris swallowed Mizael whole. "Good Cat I love you, I love you ohhh my god." He paid the man the money and left.
"What do I do with you?" Kaito asked and the cat rubbed against his leg and said, "I love you." He saw some water on the ground so he picked it up and sprayed Chris with it.
The cat began to change and the cat was naked before him and Kaito said "Ha fuck that store owner I knew you were a neko." And he saw a fluffy patch of hair covering his naked spot that was for all to see (His penis) and Kaito smiled "Dang you sexy."
V replied, "Meow…." And Kaito sighed "Speak English this is America!" and V replied "Meowwww…" and Kaito said "You stupid white trash say American noise." And V replied "Meow meow meow." And rubbed up against Kaito's face and Kaito could feel his naked human skin on him. It was so flesh and gross and he almost cried to be honest.
"Why did I ever get this cat." Kaito said and pet V on the head "But its ok because you so sexy…" and V replied "MEOWWWW" and it turned out the cat was in heat.
Kaito said "Nasty" and punched the cat and then picked his neko back up and said "Amigo no change no boku no change!" and suddenly Chris changed back and he was a cat again and he was still in the heat and he put his finger in the cat and the cat explode.
Kaito goes home wearing a robe made of V, he smiles, and it is very soft.