A/N: Alright so I have seen this movie a dozen times and I really thought that I should do this. It is the scene where Rex is about to inject the nano mites into Duke. This would have been PERFECT for that scene and I laugh every time I watch it. This is a one time thing so I hope you like it.
"MARS industries manufactures 70% of all arms on this planet," Duke heard the doctor begin as he was preparing the machines for Duke's procedure. "70%!" The doctor stood with his back to Duke as he spoke. "Did you know that…Duke?"
Duke's gaze bolted towards the doctor when he heard his name. How does he know who I am?
The Doctor made his way to the controls as he continued. "There are two sides to McCullen's operation. The sword and the shield. The sword creates and sells weaponry," Duke's gaze followed the doctor as he strolled around the room.
"The shield creates defensive technology, like high tech bunkers. Which are supposed to protect one from anything from a nuclear blast to a nano mite warhead," He continued. "Unfortunately, the bunker in which I took shelter, was just a prototype,"
Duke stared at him in confusion. "Who are you?" He said calmly. The doctor turned his head slightly, then fully turned his body and met Duke's gaze with a slight glare. Slowly, he made his way towards Duke. Once he was in front of Duke, he slid the black wig off of his head. Then unlatched the breathing mask from his face. A low growl rumbled out of his mouth as he took in the unsteady air into his lungs.
"Rex?" Duke gasped. Rex growled again and formed an evil smile.
Duke was furious. "You son of a bitch1" He screamed. "Ana buried you!"
Rex rolled his neck. "Moving ceremony, I'm sure," He cackled and put his mask back on. "The three-volley salute. Boots on the ground. A folded flag in her arms," He said and raised his hand up.
Duke began to struggle. He couldn't believe it. Rex! His friend! "Why? Why didn't you just come in?"
Rex lowered his face inches away from Duke's. "Because I discovered something," He turned his back away from Duke. "That I am allergic to Double Bubble!" He faced Duke again. "Damn you bastard I almost died! Now I have to wear this fricken mask for the rest of my god forsaken life!"
Haha I hope you like this. Please Review and let me know if you found it as funny as I did.