I'm bored, tired, and have no idea where this story's
going. But it'll be random and weird, so if you don't like
that then fuck off.

Chapter One

Because everyone is always at the Curtis', everyone was there. Of course Two-Bit was watching Mickey mouse. But things were DIFFERENT on this.. er... special day. Because it was... Dally's birthday? Yeah, that's right. All of the lights were off, and everyone was waiting for Dally to come inside, except the fact that the t.v. was on made it light, so you could see everyone. Anyway, when Dally finally arrived, everyone forgot to jump out.

Except Ponyboy, who jumped out, collapsed, fell onto Steve, and blew up.

At this, Dally got very pissed off and began to yell.

"WHAT THE FUCK! THERE'S BLOOD ON THE CARPET!"

Johnny blinked.

"Oh I'll add more."

Then he cut himself, because you know, he's so totally emo, popped a vein, and died along with Ponyboy. But after realizing that nobody cared, he magically got up and glared at the rest of them.

"I'm DEAD!"

But everyone was glued to the t.v., and didn't care. Because no one really cared about anything, because you know. But then, Darry turend to him, ackowledging him for once. Because you know, Johnny's so quiet and shy that no one can ever hear him to acknowledge him anyway.

"Hey aren't you suppsoed to be dead? I thought that church killed you."

Johnny looked around nervously.

"You saw nothing!" he said, vanishing.

And just after that, Ponyboy began to peice himself back together with the blown up bits of... himself. Two-Bit was the one to acknowledge this, and decided to enlighten everyone with his err... smart-ness?

"Hey Pony... If you're a Pony can I ride you?"

Ponyboy grinned a physco killer/murder/creepy grin and started moving towards his bedroom door, nodding like crazy. Two-Bit followed him inside, and a few seconds later the springs on the bed could be heard... springing?

"OHMYGOD THEY'RE GAY!" Darry shrieked in a girly voice, before shipping the both of them off to Iraq where they were bombed seven hundred times.

Lmao. Not sure if there will be more...
Maybe if I feel like it, but right now it's
1:16 am and I've gotta get some sleep.