Hi and welcome to my first fanfic for Despicable Me, and yep it is Christmas! I was originally planning to wait all year to post this, but I couldn't take the wait any longer. I had to post this! So anyway, please enjoy it even though Christmas is like seven months away. I do not own Despicable Me or any of its characters.
Agnes: Come on everyone! Let's sing the "Twelve Days of Christmas!" On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a unicorn jumping over a tree
Edith: On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me… Wait! My true love?! Blech!
Agnes: Edith!
Edith: Fine. On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two pairs of nun chucks,
Agnes: And a unicorn jumping over a tree
Margo: On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three bomb beds,
Edith: Do you really need another boyfriend Margo?
Margo: Edith!
Edith: He, He, He, Two pairs of nun chucks,
Agnes: And a unicorn jumping over a tree
Lucy: On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four Lipstick Tasers, (accidently zaps a passing minion) Whoops! Sorry!
Margo: Three bomb beds,
Edith: Two pairs of nun chucks
Agnes: And a unicorn jumping over a tree
Gru: On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me FIVE GOLDEN MINIONS!
Lucy: (Refraining from firing the Lipstick Taser) Four Lipstick Tasers,
Margo: Three bomb beds,
Edith: Can we stop yet?
Agnes: No! And a unicorn jumping over a tree
Dr. Nefario: On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me six fart guns, (fart guns go off)
Gru: (Through tears) FIVE GOLDEN MINIONS!
Lucy: Four Lipstick Tasers,
Margo: (Texting, looks up) Oh, my turn? Three bomb beds,
Edith: (Grumbling) Two pairs of nun chucks,
Agnes: And a unicorn jumping over a tree
Agnes: On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me seven boxes of cookies,
Dr. Nefario: Six fart guns, (fart guns go off)
Gru: (Through more tears) FIVE GOLDEN MINIONS!
Lucy: Four Lipstick Tasers,
Margo: Three bomb beds,
Edith: (Almost inaudible) Two pairs of nun chucks,
Agnes: And a unicorn jumping over a tree
Edith: …
Agnes: (Whispering) Edith, it's your turn
Edith: What!? How many times do I have to go!?
Agnes: As many times until song is over
Edith: (Mumbles something under her breath) On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave too me eight pink, wool hats,
Agnes: Seven boxes of cookies,
Dr. Nefario: Six fart guns, (fart guns go off)
Gru: Would you quit firing those already! My eyes hardly have any more liquid in them!
Agnes: (Laughing)
Lucy: Four Lipstick Tasers,
Margo: Three bomb beds,
Edith: Two pairs of nun chucks,
Agnes: And a unicorn jumping over a tree
Margo: On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine texting cell phones
Edith: I'm not saying my lines. I'M ON STRIKE!
Agnes: (Mouth filled with cookies) Seven boxes of cookies,
Dr. Nefario: Six fart guns,
Gru: You didn't fire them, finally! FIVE GOLDEN MINIONS!
Lucy: Four Lipstick Tasers,
Margo: Three bomb beds,
Edith: EDITH ON STRIKE! EDITH ON STRIKE!
Margo: (Rolls her eyes) Oh brother
Agnes: And a unicorn jumping over a tree
Lucy: On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me ten x-ray vision goggles,
Margo: Nine texting cell phones, (all the cell phones start ringing) Aaah!
Edith: Not saying my lines
Agnes: Seven boxes of cookies,
Dr. Nefario: Six fart guns,
Gru: FIVE GOLDEN MINIONS! I'm going to be so hoarse tomorrow
Lucy: Four Lipstick Tasers,
Margo: Three bomb beds,
Edith: La La La La La La! Not listening!
Agnes: And a unicorn jumping over a tree
Gru: On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me eleven clobbering maces,
Lucy: Ten x-ray vision goggles,
Margo: Nine texting cellphones, (cell phones are still ringing) Oh, turn off, turn off!
Edith: …
Agnes: Seven boxes of cookies,
Dr. Nefario: Six fart guns, (fart guns go off)
Gru: Seriously? Again?
Lucy: Aagh! I can't take it anymore, I have to do it! LIPSTICK TASER! (Lipstick Taser goes off) Phew, much better
Margo: Three bomb beds,
Edith: …
Agnes: And a unicorn jumping over a tree. Okay everyone, this is the last round so let's make it count
Edith: Finally!
Dr. Nefario: On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me twelve dancing boogie robots. BOOGIE!
Gru: Eleven clobbering maces,
Lucy: Ten x-ray vision goggles,
Margo: Nine texting cell phones,
Edith: Eight pink, wool hats
Agnes: Seven boxes of cookies,
Dr. Nefario: Six fart guns,
Gru: FIVE GOLDEN MINIONS!
Lucy: Four Lipstick Tasers,
Margo: Three bomb beds,
Edith: Two pairs of nun chucks,
Agnes: Now everyone together!
All: And a unicorn jumping over a tree! Merry Christmas!
Well, that's it! Once again, I hope you enjoyed it! Please review, but no flames, and if you liked it please favorite. Ciao!