L: Disclaimer: We do not own Charmed...or anything else for that mater.
Charmed belongs to the WB, Spelling and everyone else who works behind the
scenes. If we did own things would be a whole lot different...
M:...Yes. Phoebe would have long hair. What's with that, anyway? Did she wake up one morning and go "I know, I'll deliberately maim my appearance by chopping all of my hair off and then selling it to a wig shop..." Yes, that would be me. Me as in the guy who loves to rant. ^_^
Anyway let's get on with this, shall we? Because disclaimers aren't very interesting...
L: No, but the author's notes can be... but I s'pose your right we should get on with this c...I mean story! Hmmmm...What shall we write about today? I still don't have a clue but here goes... Just so you know Piper and Leo are together in this fic, cuz they should always be together for eternity; anyway enough of me babbling on about nothing... Here goes...
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"Man, I hate mornings!" Paige said pouring a cup of coffee whilst still half asleep.
"Ya, we know you do honey, but that's what coffee is for." Phoebe said as she sat down at the table. Paige smiled at least she had her coffee. That usually wakes her up.
"So what's up, Honey?" Phoebe asked.
"What do you mean?"
"Don't think I didn't hear your car pull up at three this morning, missy," Paige flushed bright red.
"Uh... Well you see there's a funny story behind that..."
"With you there's always a funny story, but you don't usually come home that late. You sure there's nothing you want to tell us Paige?" Piper said as she walked in the kitchen followed by Leo who was carrying their son.
"Ummm...let me see NO!" Paige replied getting annoyed, she didn't want to tell them, but she had had fun last night.
"Okay, okay, no need to get so defensive." Piper said to her sister, then turned to her husband and kissed him, "So you having breakfast today or do they need you? Because I know you're still an Elder and all, but I'd like to have you all to myself, just occasionally." Paige pulled a face and buried herself in the coffee mug and the morning paper.
"They can call me if they need me. I want to spend some time with you..." Phoebe massaged her temples.
"Ok, people, if you're gonna keep up with the whole public passion thing that you've got going on there then I am going back to the basement," She informed them.
"I think I can keep myself in check, Phoebe. It's Piper that you should be worried about." Piper slapped him on the shoulder.
"Hey!" He laughed at her. "Keep that up and the couch is all yours next time you want to stay." His smile faded.
"Go Piper!" Phoebe said. "Get the guys where it hurts!" Piper rolled her eyes. Instead she just kissed him. Making everyone else leave the room after grabbing a slice of toast. It even made Wyatt squirm in his Daddy's arms.
"People, what did I just say? I'll see you later." Phoebe said seriously thinking about retreating to the basement. Paige also left to go and get ready for her latest temp job.
"Looks, like it's just me and my favourite boys, then." Piper said as she pulled away from the kiss. She walked over to the fridge to get breakfast prepared, whilst Leo put Wyatt down in his highchair.
"This is nice." Leo muttered under his breath.
"Sorry, honey what was that?"
"I was just saying how nice it is to be here with you and Wyatt." He replied pulling Piper into a hug.
Later on when Piper and Leo were cuddled up on the couch watching Wyatt play with his toys Paige orbed in breathlessly.
"Glad, you're here! Really sorry about crashing your day but demon in 5!" Paige managed to get out without breathing.
"Wyatt, danger!" Leo and Piper said at the same time causing Wyatt to put up his protection shield.
"Are you ok, are you hurt?" Leo asked. Paige shook her head.
"No, just out of shape." Paige gasped. The demon shimmered in into the middle of the room. He was a sickly yellow and had green marking on his face. "Whoa, did he fall into a vat of paint? Most demons are colour-co- ordinated, but him..." Paige shook her head. Piper froze the demon.
"Chris! Get your ass here and tell us who the hell this is!" Nothing, "Chris, Chris I said get your ass down here! Chris!" Within seconds Chris orbed in.
"Aaaaaaarrrrgghhhhhh!!!! What, the hell, that is no ordinary demon. Demons are supposed to look terrifying not like puke." Everyone shot him a glare. "Okay, okay, I'm on it." And with that he orbed out. He was getting really good at that now, orbing in and out, especially in mid conversation or most of the time mid argument.
"I swear, that boy..." Piper never had the chance to finish her sentence as the demon unfroze. Before he could lash out at Paige, who was nearest she orbed out of the way and Piper blew him up. But instead of getting blown into tiny pieces, the demon just split into two. She then froze them both.
"Okay would someone like to tell me what's going on with my powers or even if it is my powers?" Piper said obviously annoyed that the demon hadn't blown up.
"Uh, my guess would be that if you kill it you get two of them..." Leo said.
"Meaning what?"
"Meaning that I have gone and got Phoebe. It record time, might I add," She smiled. "Whoa! Ok, there are two demons. Why are there two demons?"
"Long story. Run now, story later, ok?" Paige nodded and ran into the entryway, throwing herself flat on the floor and skidding across the tiles ducking an energy ball. She hit the wall and got up.
"I'm fine, I'm fine, don't wor..." Paige said falling back down to the ground.
"I don't think she's fine. Leo heal, now, quicker." Piper said pushing Leo forwards.
"Honey, I'm doing this as fast as I can." Leo said as the golden glow faded and Paige sat up.
"Right, now run!" Piper said ordering everyone out of the house, as she picked up Wyatt and ran out the door.
"Chris, Chris, Chris!" Phoebe yelled, having taken in the attack that had taken place, just seconds before. He instantly orbed in.
"Ok, I have news; firstly nothing is wrong with your power Piper. Secondly that demon in there...."
"Is trying to kill us? Splits in two when killed?" Piper strapped Wyatt into his seat and climbed in her Jeep herself. An energy ball blasted the two front doors off of their hinges and smashed the windscreen. Pebble-like pieces of shattered safety glass rained down on Piper and Leo, who were sitting in the front. Piper looked behind her, rammed it into reverse and sped out of the driveway, tires squealing.
"You're running away?" Chris asked in disbelief from the backseat.
"No, not exactly, we're driving away! Did you actually see that demon?" Piper yelled at Chris. "So, what was it you were going to say?"
"Just that, that demon, or those demons... splits in half and you need a spell and vanquishing potion, to vanquish him. Only way he can be vanquished."
"Right me and Paige will work on the spell and potion when we get back, and Piper, Honey, you need to calm down and go back to the house, I'm sure the demon'll be gone by now."
"Umm, actually, where are we driving too and why?" Paige asked, slightly confused.
"My guess is we're driving to a car repair shop." Chris commented, looking at the shattered window.
"I know, I know. I overreacted. But if we get back there and the demon is not gone and I get fried I am *so* blaming all of you." She punched the brake and spun the wheel, pulling of a U-turn and leaving skid marks on the street. Car horns blared at her but she ignored them. They pulled into the driveway to see curious neighbours milling around. They got out of the Jeep, their feet crunching on shattered glass.
"Piper Halliwell? We'd like to ask you a few questions." Piper's eyes widened, what the hell was going on?
"Ummm, yeah, my name's Piper Halliwell. Sorry, are you sure you've got the right person, because, I really have no clue what's going on." Piper said really confused.
"You are the Piper Halliwell, who was born in June of '73, has three sisters Prudence, Phoebe and Paige, and is married to Leo Wyatt?"
"Yeah, that's me. But why, I haven't done anything, have I?" She turned to her family for support, but they weren't there. 'Ok, what the hell is going on here?' Piper thought to her self. Leo was unbuckling Wyatt from his car seat and the cop gestured to him.
"This your son?"
"Yeah, that's Wyatt. Why? Why do you want to know?"
"I'm afraid we've received some serious allegations against you, Miss Halliwell."
"Oh?" Piper said.
"In September last year we were told that a baby boy was kidnapped as he slept from his parent's home. Just seven months old. So sad."
"I don't see what this has to do with me..."
"That very couple saw you last week pushing your son down the street. And they recognised him as theirs."
"What?" Leo butted in. "Wyatt is our son."
"And you are?"
"Leo Wyatt. Wyatt's father. And our son is... ours... Piper gave birth to him, she didn't steal him..."
"Can I see his birth certificate?"
"Well-"
"Do you have a warrant?" Paige asked.
"No, ma'am."
"Then no, you can't see it. Is my sister under arrest?"
"No, we're merely..."
"Then Good Day," She grabbed Piper's arm and dragged her into the Manor. The rest of her family followed.
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L:Whoa! Talk about hogging the story. I think it's safe to end it there. We can leave them waiting for the next chapter can't we? It's not like it was a cliffhanger, hey can we have a cliff hanger next chapter please? Anyway, we're now gonna hold you at gunpoint until you review this chapter!
On a more polite note, thank you for reading and me and Michael(a.k.a. CharmedLeo) will be back soon, with another chapter of this story that was created one really boring Saturday afternoon!
M:...Yes. Phoebe would have long hair. What's with that, anyway? Did she wake up one morning and go "I know, I'll deliberately maim my appearance by chopping all of my hair off and then selling it to a wig shop..." Yes, that would be me. Me as in the guy who loves to rant. ^_^
Anyway let's get on with this, shall we? Because disclaimers aren't very interesting...
L: No, but the author's notes can be... but I s'pose your right we should get on with this c...I mean story! Hmmmm...What shall we write about today? I still don't have a clue but here goes... Just so you know Piper and Leo are together in this fic, cuz they should always be together for eternity; anyway enough of me babbling on about nothing... Here goes...
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"Man, I hate mornings!" Paige said pouring a cup of coffee whilst still half asleep.
"Ya, we know you do honey, but that's what coffee is for." Phoebe said as she sat down at the table. Paige smiled at least she had her coffee. That usually wakes her up.
"So what's up, Honey?" Phoebe asked.
"What do you mean?"
"Don't think I didn't hear your car pull up at three this morning, missy," Paige flushed bright red.
"Uh... Well you see there's a funny story behind that..."
"With you there's always a funny story, but you don't usually come home that late. You sure there's nothing you want to tell us Paige?" Piper said as she walked in the kitchen followed by Leo who was carrying their son.
"Ummm...let me see NO!" Paige replied getting annoyed, she didn't want to tell them, but she had had fun last night.
"Okay, okay, no need to get so defensive." Piper said to her sister, then turned to her husband and kissed him, "So you having breakfast today or do they need you? Because I know you're still an Elder and all, but I'd like to have you all to myself, just occasionally." Paige pulled a face and buried herself in the coffee mug and the morning paper.
"They can call me if they need me. I want to spend some time with you..." Phoebe massaged her temples.
"Ok, people, if you're gonna keep up with the whole public passion thing that you've got going on there then I am going back to the basement," She informed them.
"I think I can keep myself in check, Phoebe. It's Piper that you should be worried about." Piper slapped him on the shoulder.
"Hey!" He laughed at her. "Keep that up and the couch is all yours next time you want to stay." His smile faded.
"Go Piper!" Phoebe said. "Get the guys where it hurts!" Piper rolled her eyes. Instead she just kissed him. Making everyone else leave the room after grabbing a slice of toast. It even made Wyatt squirm in his Daddy's arms.
"People, what did I just say? I'll see you later." Phoebe said seriously thinking about retreating to the basement. Paige also left to go and get ready for her latest temp job.
"Looks, like it's just me and my favourite boys, then." Piper said as she pulled away from the kiss. She walked over to the fridge to get breakfast prepared, whilst Leo put Wyatt down in his highchair.
"This is nice." Leo muttered under his breath.
"Sorry, honey what was that?"
"I was just saying how nice it is to be here with you and Wyatt." He replied pulling Piper into a hug.
Later on when Piper and Leo were cuddled up on the couch watching Wyatt play with his toys Paige orbed in breathlessly.
"Glad, you're here! Really sorry about crashing your day but demon in 5!" Paige managed to get out without breathing.
"Wyatt, danger!" Leo and Piper said at the same time causing Wyatt to put up his protection shield.
"Are you ok, are you hurt?" Leo asked. Paige shook her head.
"No, just out of shape." Paige gasped. The demon shimmered in into the middle of the room. He was a sickly yellow and had green marking on his face. "Whoa, did he fall into a vat of paint? Most demons are colour-co- ordinated, but him..." Paige shook her head. Piper froze the demon.
"Chris! Get your ass here and tell us who the hell this is!" Nothing, "Chris, Chris I said get your ass down here! Chris!" Within seconds Chris orbed in.
"Aaaaaaarrrrgghhhhhh!!!! What, the hell, that is no ordinary demon. Demons are supposed to look terrifying not like puke." Everyone shot him a glare. "Okay, okay, I'm on it." And with that he orbed out. He was getting really good at that now, orbing in and out, especially in mid conversation or most of the time mid argument.
"I swear, that boy..." Piper never had the chance to finish her sentence as the demon unfroze. Before he could lash out at Paige, who was nearest she orbed out of the way and Piper blew him up. But instead of getting blown into tiny pieces, the demon just split into two. She then froze them both.
"Okay would someone like to tell me what's going on with my powers or even if it is my powers?" Piper said obviously annoyed that the demon hadn't blown up.
"Uh, my guess would be that if you kill it you get two of them..." Leo said.
"Meaning what?"
"Meaning that I have gone and got Phoebe. It record time, might I add," She smiled. "Whoa! Ok, there are two demons. Why are there two demons?"
"Long story. Run now, story later, ok?" Paige nodded and ran into the entryway, throwing herself flat on the floor and skidding across the tiles ducking an energy ball. She hit the wall and got up.
"I'm fine, I'm fine, don't wor..." Paige said falling back down to the ground.
"I don't think she's fine. Leo heal, now, quicker." Piper said pushing Leo forwards.
"Honey, I'm doing this as fast as I can." Leo said as the golden glow faded and Paige sat up.
"Right, now run!" Piper said ordering everyone out of the house, as she picked up Wyatt and ran out the door.
"Chris, Chris, Chris!" Phoebe yelled, having taken in the attack that had taken place, just seconds before. He instantly orbed in.
"Ok, I have news; firstly nothing is wrong with your power Piper. Secondly that demon in there...."
"Is trying to kill us? Splits in two when killed?" Piper strapped Wyatt into his seat and climbed in her Jeep herself. An energy ball blasted the two front doors off of their hinges and smashed the windscreen. Pebble-like pieces of shattered safety glass rained down on Piper and Leo, who were sitting in the front. Piper looked behind her, rammed it into reverse and sped out of the driveway, tires squealing.
"You're running away?" Chris asked in disbelief from the backseat.
"No, not exactly, we're driving away! Did you actually see that demon?" Piper yelled at Chris. "So, what was it you were going to say?"
"Just that, that demon, or those demons... splits in half and you need a spell and vanquishing potion, to vanquish him. Only way he can be vanquished."
"Right me and Paige will work on the spell and potion when we get back, and Piper, Honey, you need to calm down and go back to the house, I'm sure the demon'll be gone by now."
"Umm, actually, where are we driving too and why?" Paige asked, slightly confused.
"My guess is we're driving to a car repair shop." Chris commented, looking at the shattered window.
"I know, I know. I overreacted. But if we get back there and the demon is not gone and I get fried I am *so* blaming all of you." She punched the brake and spun the wheel, pulling of a U-turn and leaving skid marks on the street. Car horns blared at her but she ignored them. They pulled into the driveway to see curious neighbours milling around. They got out of the Jeep, their feet crunching on shattered glass.
"Piper Halliwell? We'd like to ask you a few questions." Piper's eyes widened, what the hell was going on?
"Ummm, yeah, my name's Piper Halliwell. Sorry, are you sure you've got the right person, because, I really have no clue what's going on." Piper said really confused.
"You are the Piper Halliwell, who was born in June of '73, has three sisters Prudence, Phoebe and Paige, and is married to Leo Wyatt?"
"Yeah, that's me. But why, I haven't done anything, have I?" She turned to her family for support, but they weren't there. 'Ok, what the hell is going on here?' Piper thought to her self. Leo was unbuckling Wyatt from his car seat and the cop gestured to him.
"This your son?"
"Yeah, that's Wyatt. Why? Why do you want to know?"
"I'm afraid we've received some serious allegations against you, Miss Halliwell."
"Oh?" Piper said.
"In September last year we were told that a baby boy was kidnapped as he slept from his parent's home. Just seven months old. So sad."
"I don't see what this has to do with me..."
"That very couple saw you last week pushing your son down the street. And they recognised him as theirs."
"What?" Leo butted in. "Wyatt is our son."
"And you are?"
"Leo Wyatt. Wyatt's father. And our son is... ours... Piper gave birth to him, she didn't steal him..."
"Can I see his birth certificate?"
"Well-"
"Do you have a warrant?" Paige asked.
"No, ma'am."
"Then no, you can't see it. Is my sister under arrest?"
"No, we're merely..."
"Then Good Day," She grabbed Piper's arm and dragged her into the Manor. The rest of her family followed.
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L:Whoa! Talk about hogging the story. I think it's safe to end it there. We can leave them waiting for the next chapter can't we? It's not like it was a cliffhanger, hey can we have a cliff hanger next chapter please? Anyway, we're now gonna hold you at gunpoint until you review this chapter!
On a more polite note, thank you for reading and me and Michael(a.k.a. CharmedLeo) will be back soon, with another chapter of this story that was created one really boring Saturday afternoon!