Things that would un-nerve the X-men

Wolverine groaned. The phone was ringing, at Midnight! He stormed out of his room and jogged toward it. When he picked it up, he heard someone pick up another extension. As Logan was putting it down, he heard the professor say the words "Cue Ball's Beauty Salon, Baldy speaking"

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Rogue was walking through the hall, when the professor and Nightcrawler almost ran her over. Kurt was laughing, while the professor chased him yelling "Be bewy quiet, I'm hunting Wabbit!" - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Xavier got ticked, and yelled at Storm. He ordered her to throw him at Magneto so he could give him a black eye.

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Logan heard "WHEE!!!" coming from the front yard. When he looked out, he saw Xavier doing wheelies in the rain.

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Xavier got drunk one night, and ordered Wolverine to knit socks

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Kitty ran away screaming. Rolling along behind her was Xavier, wearing a bonnet and singing "The Hills Resound with the sound of music"

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The students looked on in shock as they watched Xavier wearing bat ears, rolling through the mansion grounds singing "Nananananana BATMAN!!"

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One day, the professor showed everyone that he had blocked their minds from seeing his tattoos.

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All the students ran from the building screaming, followed by Xavier who had decided to streak.

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Logan walked up to the professor saying "Chuck..."

Xavier did a 180 and took off saying "Beep-beep". A weird sound sort of like a ricochet was heard.