I did this story for a board on the force.net. Unfortunately, I can't find
the board now that I've finished it. Just to warn u, the story is pretty
stupid. I had to use certain words to come up w/a story. If u read it,
please R/R. I appreciate any feedback. Flame me if u must, but this story
is just for fun, so I really don't care!
These were the words that I had to use: Togorian, Vibro blade, and the phrase, "If you don't want me here, you shouldn't have sent for me." Well here it goes. Hope u like it!
The Togorian named Toshiaki walked into the musty cantina on Tatooine & looked around. He was a strange looking creature & he carried a lot of weapons. He had 5 blasters, 2 vibro blades (1 on each hip), a lightsaber that he supposedly stole from a sleeping Jedi, and a gaffi stick that he took from a drunk sand person. The Togorian walked up to the bar. 'What'll it be?' the bartender asked rather gruffly.
'Uh.um.I want.a.," stuttered the indecisive Togorian, 'I'll.um..have some Corellian whisky, I guess.'
As the bartender turned around to get the drink, Toshiaki's friend came up behind the Togorian. 'Hello, Toshiaki,' the friend said. Toshiaki practically jumped out of his skin and whirled around, & in the process, he grabbed 1 blaster, 2 vibro blades, and the gaffi stick.
'Whoa, whoa,' the friend whose name was Shum said.
'Don.Don'ttt.ever sneak up on.me.llllike.that agggain,' Toshiaki stuttered.
'Okay, I won't. Let's sit over here & I'll tell ya what I called you here for,' Shum said, indicating a table on near the far wall of the bar. 'I need you to take me to the Kessel mines,' Shum told Toshiaki.
'Wha.aat.why do you wanna go there?' Toshiaki exclaimed, jumping up.
'I need to meet with someone's that's there,' Shum said calmly. 'Fine don't help me, just leave.'
'If you don't want me here, you shouldn't have sent for me,' Toshiaki replied.
'Ok, I'm sorry I ever did,' Shum said apologetically. 'I'll just get some one else to take me.'
'No, I'll take you,' Toshiaki replied glumly. He was certain that Shum was gonna be the death of him one of these days.
'Great, let's go then!' Shum replied.
So they were off. In a few days, they made it to Kessel. Shum went to a cantina there to meet up with the person he came to see. Toshiaki went along too. When they walked into the cantina, Shum's friend came up to them immediately & slapped Shum on the back. 'Good to see u, old buddy,' the friend named Hummy said to Shum. 'Do you have what I need?'
"Yep, it's right here, 'Shum replied, pointing to Toshiaki. 'This is the Togarian I promised you.'
'Whaaaattttt?' Toshiaki replied as Hummy aimed his blaster at him. It was set for stun. Toshiaki grabbed his gaffi stick and hit Hummy in the head, then he got his blaster out and shot him in the foot, then he got his lightsaber out and cut off Hummy's arm, and then he got his vibro blade out and said, 'I could kill you, but I won't.'
Instead he turned around and got his blaster out and shot Shum. He said, 'that's what you get for bringing me here.'
Toshiaki then ran out of the cantina and blasted off of Kessel in his ship. And he lived happily ever after. The end.
Stupid wasn't it? Oh well, I used my required words & phrase. ( Lemme know what ya think.
These were the words that I had to use: Togorian, Vibro blade, and the phrase, "If you don't want me here, you shouldn't have sent for me." Well here it goes. Hope u like it!
The Togorian named Toshiaki walked into the musty cantina on Tatooine & looked around. He was a strange looking creature & he carried a lot of weapons. He had 5 blasters, 2 vibro blades (1 on each hip), a lightsaber that he supposedly stole from a sleeping Jedi, and a gaffi stick that he took from a drunk sand person. The Togorian walked up to the bar. 'What'll it be?' the bartender asked rather gruffly.
'Uh.um.I want.a.," stuttered the indecisive Togorian, 'I'll.um..have some Corellian whisky, I guess.'
As the bartender turned around to get the drink, Toshiaki's friend came up behind the Togorian. 'Hello, Toshiaki,' the friend said. Toshiaki practically jumped out of his skin and whirled around, & in the process, he grabbed 1 blaster, 2 vibro blades, and the gaffi stick.
'Whoa, whoa,' the friend whose name was Shum said.
'Don.Don'ttt.ever sneak up on.me.llllike.that agggain,' Toshiaki stuttered.
'Okay, I won't. Let's sit over here & I'll tell ya what I called you here for,' Shum said, indicating a table on near the far wall of the bar. 'I need you to take me to the Kessel mines,' Shum told Toshiaki.
'Wha.aat.why do you wanna go there?' Toshiaki exclaimed, jumping up.
'I need to meet with someone's that's there,' Shum said calmly. 'Fine don't help me, just leave.'
'If you don't want me here, you shouldn't have sent for me,' Toshiaki replied.
'Ok, I'm sorry I ever did,' Shum said apologetically. 'I'll just get some one else to take me.'
'No, I'll take you,' Toshiaki replied glumly. He was certain that Shum was gonna be the death of him one of these days.
'Great, let's go then!' Shum replied.
So they were off. In a few days, they made it to Kessel. Shum went to a cantina there to meet up with the person he came to see. Toshiaki went along too. When they walked into the cantina, Shum's friend came up to them immediately & slapped Shum on the back. 'Good to see u, old buddy,' the friend named Hummy said to Shum. 'Do you have what I need?'
"Yep, it's right here, 'Shum replied, pointing to Toshiaki. 'This is the Togarian I promised you.'
'Whaaaattttt?' Toshiaki replied as Hummy aimed his blaster at him. It was set for stun. Toshiaki grabbed his gaffi stick and hit Hummy in the head, then he got his blaster out and shot him in the foot, then he got his lightsaber out and cut off Hummy's arm, and then he got his vibro blade out and said, 'I could kill you, but I won't.'
Instead he turned around and got his blaster out and shot Shum. He said, 'that's what you get for bringing me here.'
Toshiaki then ran out of the cantina and blasted off of Kessel in his ship. And he lived happily ever after. The end.
Stupid wasn't it? Oh well, I used my required words & phrase. ( Lemme know what ya think.