Hey everybodies this is my first real fanfic (oh dear god). It is a list of random crap that no one cares about.

Well if you like it good for you, but if you don't then my friend thinks you are dead inside (however I have no problem with it as long as I don't hear about it, SO NO FLAMING OR A GIANT OWL/DEER/BEAR SHALL EAT YOUR TOAST

So be afraid, be very afraid

You know you are obsessed with Tales of Symphonia when:

You win a fight and yell "Blame your fate".

You paint yourself bluish purple and go around throwing ice cubes at people.

You put rubber points on your ears and call everyone inferior beings.

You watch Star Trek and expect Spock to yell "Lightning" and rant about his Angelus

Project.

You watch Star Trek and expect a redhead in purple to stab Spock and say "Feel the pain of those inferior beings as you burn in Hell".

You see a redhead and expect him to be serious or seriously perverted.

You see a girl with pink hair and wonder if she is the age she says she is.

You think of dragons and are reminded of lots of money.

You fear shiny rocks as you think they might steal you soul.

You assume all blonds trip over air.

You consider anyone wearing purple to be awesome beyond words.

You wear pink and feel compelled to call your friends your hunnies.

You be dramatic with Sheena's action point.

You think gay and Yggdrasill at the same time.

A little girl picks up a very heavy piece of wood and you lose all confidence as a man.

You think your dad can sprout wings.

You think your dad's boss is a tyrannical homo.

You were pink and complement ninjas on their figure.

You then get slapped.

You wonder where Lloyd got his stupidity.

You are terrified of rabbits.

You know why archeology and water don't mix.

You think jewelry is power.

You are convinced that slapping is a fighting style.

You are studying molecules in science class and ask your teacher where Maxwell plays into all of this.

You expect people to writhe in pain from your paper fans.

You could write book with all the clichés you know.

You think everyone with dreadlocks says vermin.

You can identify with more than three of these symptoms.

Well that is it so get over it.

I'm very sorry if I offended anyone.

And a special thanks to Raenef the 6th for his help and even though his was published first mine was still thought up before his so there…ha…ha, ha MUHAHAHAHAHAHA.