A/N: (Duh we don't own Star Wars) My friends and I were really bored in band, so we took turns writing sentences and ended up producing this. It goes in the order of Chris, me, Alexis, Stormy, Zoe, Sarah, more or less. Not that it's smart to tell all you random internet people our names. 3 you random internet people!
"OH MY GOD! It looks like cheese!" she said. The chancellor to the board of destruction agreed. The Death Star gleamed ominously in the night sky. "That makes me very very hungry," said Darth Vader. Then a bird came from nowhere and started to eat the cheese. "Come, we have important matters to discuss," said Darth Vader. The League of Doom departed for the Butterfly Luncheon.
"The crumpets are to die for, Genevieve," Darth Vader commented, donning a frilly pink bonnet. Then Luke Skywalker came and tore the bonnet off him. "I wanna see your helmet, you sexy beast!" Luke said. "You're the sexy beast," replied Vader. Then a random person said, "This is wrong in so many ways!"
"OH Lord!" screamed R2D2. "Here comes Mary Poppins singing her bloody Super-cala-fragalistic-expee-ali-do-shus song! TAKE COVER!" C-3PO started doing the Hoedown Throwdown in alarm. And Alexis puked in disgust. "Where did she come from?" Vader wondered, using his evil Jedi powers to kill her. "Oh what has this world come to," asked Luke, as he whipped out his lightsaber. He didn't know when he whipped out his lightsaber that he cut off his dick. And, with his crotch bleeding he ran toward the others in insanity, chopping off their heads and disintegrating their clothes, and then the intense screeches of Mary Poppins blew up the planet and destroyed them all. The only thing left was Luke's dick.
THE END. Sorry if our story burned your eyes out or gave you any other medical problems.