Batman and Nightwing stand shackled after an epic battle in the hideout of the Clown Princess of Crime, Harley Quinn, doomed to the most horrendous of tortures as she tries to ascertain everything they know about the Joker's newest, perfidious plot.
Harley Quinn: So, Batman, if that is ya real name, you will tell me everythin'. Not just anythin', everythin', because I have ways of makin' ya talk.
Nightwing: Are we actually supposed to be scared? Cause I'm scared. Like, I'm ready to fill a bucket of poop right now.
Batman: ...
Harley Quinn: Oh, a wise guy, eh? Well, we'll see how glib ya are after I unleash the greatest of tortures known ta man!
Nightwing: Seriously, that bucket?
Harley Quinn: The snow glows white on the mountain tonight
Not a footprint to be seen
A kingdom of isolation
and it looks like I'm the Queen
Nightwing: Wait... what? Seriously? "Let It Go"? I mean, that's an annoying song, but... I just can't even comprehend this right now. Is lame a form of torture?
Batman: ...
Harley Quinn: The wind is howling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn't keep it in
Heaven knows I've tried
Nightwing: Holy shit, I'm actually supposed to be suffering. She sings like Fran Drescher covering Celine Dion, but I'm pretty sure I can keep my secrets to myself. I will throw her a hundred bucks to shut up though.
Batman: ...
Harley Quinn: Don't let them in
Don't let them see
Be the good girl you always have to be
Conceal, don't feel
Don't let them know
Well now they know
Nightwing: Hey, Batman, this might not be the most appropriate time, but do you think she knows "Friend Like Me"? That was a way better song and Aladdin was a huge part of my childhood. I'd love to hear a Sopranos version.
Batman: ...
Nightwing: Mr. Aladdin, Sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me!
Harley Quinn: Shut up! This is my show and no one will besmirch the name of Idina Menzel! There will be no interruptions or refunds!
Nightwing: Sorry.
Harley Quinn: Thank you. Ahem...
Let it go, let it go
Can't hold it back anymore
Let it go, let it go
Turn away and slam the door
I don't care
What they're going to say
Let the storm rage on
The cold never bothered me anyway!
Batman: *click*
Harley Quinn: Click?
Batman rubs his wrists after freeing them from his shackles and grabs a batarang.
Harley Quinn: Aw... curses.
After the defeat of Harley Quinn and the Joker, Batman sits at the Batcomputer as Nightwing looks over his shoulder.
Nightwing: Well, that was a hell of a thing. Too bad Harley wasn't more of a torturer or else we might have been in trouble.
Batman: *mumbles to himself*
Nightwing: Are you... singing?
Batman: ...