It was a hot summer day and it was boring and it was way too hot to go outside and I'm sorry if I offended you, but I just wanted to play!My little, fluffy orange paws were too fidgity and I had to do something with them, and your tail was really close. And it was twitching back and forth so invitingly as you slept! You looked so peaceful sleeping, and I didn't wanna disturb you, but there was something so exciting about the prospect of getting in trouble. I just hadda do it!You know how kittens are, you're a kitten yourself, for fluff's sake! You know how it feels to not be able to stay out of stuff and to be bored and playful and aw' that stuff. I've seen you do some of the kinda things I do sometimes. You can't deny it! You're just like me.You like playing with things that twitch, you've played with your own tail before. I seen it! With my own eyes.So you cant be mad at me! Don't look at me like that, Daniel. You can't be mad at me if you've had the urge to do aw' of this stuff yourself. I know you're awful tired and grumpy, but its hot and I'm bored, and I know that you wanna play!

All of this is spoken in sporadic tail flicks and head jerks and small mews. At the end of this statement, the small orange kitten flicked his tail angrily at Daniel and made an adorable but stubborn meow. His bright blue eyes were narrowed in an attempt to look intimidating.

On the other hand, the older brown kitten was not very impressed with Phillip's "intimidating" actions. Be just stared at the younger orange kitten, a bored and angry expression plain on his face. Believe me, he had some words for Phillip.

First of all, you do not, I repeat not, disturb me while I sleep. I need my beauty sleep. That's why I'm so irresistibly handsome. You should try it sometimes.Second of all, you do not touchy the tail. It is my precious play toy, and do not blame me if you get clawed for touching it.Thrird of all, I do know what its like to be playful, but there in no way in the seven seas and however many continents there are, that I will ever play with you.

Daniel ends his small rant with a snort as he whips around and turns his tail on the smaller and less mature kitten.

Phillip, in a fit sudden fit of rage, hisses and springs on top of Daniel's back. Daniel, who is taken by surprise, throws Phillip off and glares at him.

Trust me, don't push it. He says this with a glare and a hint of teeth.

Phillip looks at him from narrowed eyes as Daniel walks away, head high.

Oh, trust me. I will sooo be pushing it in the near future, Danny. He says this to himself in a twitch of claws and a flick of his ears.

With that, he turns the opposite direction Daniel had, planning up ways to desyroy him in his little kitten mind.

A/N ahhh I had to write this to remind me of my cringy warrior cat fanfiction writing days...