Title: Rubber Ducky
Author: Shellie
E-mail: thebogarts@sprintmail.com
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don't own any of this darn it.
Note: This is for CJ, hope you like it! And not beta'd

Xander was sitting on the side of the bed trying to untie his work boots. The sound of running water was coming from the bathroom.
"Don't forget my Mr. Bubble, Spike!" Xander called out as he finally managed to get the knots out of his laces. Boots off, he peeled off his socks, making a face.
"Is my Spider man washcloth clean?" he continued as he unbuttoned his jeans.
"Oi whelp, s'not like this is the first bath I fixed ya, " Spike called back, a little irritated. He knew all about his lover's soddin bath toys.
Xander shucked his jeans off and tossed them in the general direction of the washing machine. His boxers and shirt soon followed.
"Rubber ducky too?" he asked as he finally entered the bathroom.
"Bloody Hell luv, never forgot any of yer bath goodies. Get in there before the water gets cold. Going to warm up yer dinner. Give a yell when you need your back washed," he leers.
"Oh I so will Spike. I don't let just any old vampire in my bathtub, " he grins.
Spike snorts, " Better not Pet, don't share well, " and he exits the room.
Xander waits until he is completely gone before he starts his bath. He picks up his rubber ducky and gives it a quick squeak. He has this sudden impulse... but... nah. Spike would never let him live it down. Maybe if he was really quiet... He starts out holding CJ, the rubber duck, to his chest and singing very softly.

Rubber Ducky, you're the one.

You make bath time lots of fun.

Rubber Ducky,

I'm awfully fond of youuuuuuuuu.

As Xander holds the duck up to sing the last part to it, Spike comes in to tell him dinner is ready. Xander blushes from his scalp to his toes.
"Cheatin with a rubber duck luv?" Spike raises an eyebrow. For once, Xander doesn't have a thing to say.